The Final Podcast

Yes, oh yes. We are reviewing the 2006 remake of Black Christmas.  A highly criticized film for being a poor rendition of the classic 70's slasher, but does it hold a flicker of flame to the original? Bryan, Shane, and Jen get in the Christmas spirit for this review as there is a mental patient on the loose and he's going back to his childhood home turned sorority for some killing on Chr...

Bryan, Shane, and Jen kick off the holiday season with a review of the classic 1974 slasher, Black Christmas.  Deck the halls as there's a killer on the loose during the holiday season who is killing off sorority girls. You may want to check the attic! As always, a special thanks to Green Knuckle Material for our new music. Please give these guys a listen because they are super hot and are re...

Midsommar is the last stop for Kult Klassics, an entire month devoted to exploring cult-related horror movies in a different decade each week starting with the 1970's and ending with the 2010's.  Midsommar is Ari Aster's follow-up movie to Hereditary and it sure it powerful. Can a young woman who experienced tremendous grief enjoy a getaway in Sweden encountering a midsummer festiva...

Backed by popular demand, YouTube sensation and The Pokemon Internet Champion, Sauce McGavin hops into the Spooky Pit once again for week 4 of Kult Klassics month to review remake to a classic horror film, The Wicker Man . The 2006 film starring Nicholas Cage brings a California cop out of his jurisdiction to a mysterious island in Washington called SummersIsle on the trail of a missing girl. He b...

A strange, old man. A mysterious package. A hidden well in the basement. Bluish goo. A satanic cult. A demon baby. Just a few of the surprises wrapped in the 1991 Michele Soavi horror film, The Sect. A teacher who lives isolated in the woods discovers a hidden well in the basement of her new house and finds herself being pursued by a satanic cult. Please give Green Knuckle Material a listen becaus...

High schooler, Bill Whitney is a young, athletic teenager who appears to have everything going for him. Then why is everyone around him acting so strange - his upper class family, his friends, his school, even his therapist. Could it be possible they are all involved in a highly sexual secret society for the upper class? Check out our review of Society , the second review in our Kult Klassic serie...

For the first week of Kult Klassics - an entire month devoted to cult-related films, Bryan, Shane and Jen review Ken Russell's 1971 drama horror, The Devils. Leading a barrage of memorable performance, Oliver Reed stars as Urbain Grandier, a priest with a soft spot for the ladies, who is put in charge of governing Loudun, France during the reign of Louis XIII. Vanessa Redgrave stars as Sister...

It's Halloween in suburban Haddonfield, IL where Laurie Strode has babysitting plans. Little does she know, that there's an escaped mental patient who has come to.....kill. The New Brunswick hip hop outfit, Cook Thugless hop in the Spooky Pit to break down this cult classic that has its place in horror history as one of the pioneer slasher films. Please check out their newest album Yikes...

Certainly there are movies that are set around a holiday season that bring a certain appeal to the viewer. Fans appreciate the film because it's set during a time that resonates with them. There are also movies that embody the spirit of the holiday, but these are few and far between. Bryan, Shane, and Jen just so happen to be reviewing such a film - the 2007 Halloween cult classic, Trick &apo...

Who's ready to party at the Broussard Mansion! Just one little secret...85 years ago and on Halloween night, demons plotted to escape hell and experience their freedom. They needed 7 bodies to inhabit and a séance was the perfect vehicle. Things didn't go as planned for the demons then, could they have better luck now? In a review that can be only described as wildly insane and very inap...

In The Houses October Built, five friends seeking the most extreme haunted house experience discover the haunts hit closer to home. This episode marks the start of the Spooky Season and what better way to kick it off with haunted houses! Bryan, Shane, and Jen all enjoy what October has to offer when it comes to the haunts, but are they brave enough to dig deeper and explore the haunts not publiciz...

A group of teens are drawn to a beta test video game of a recently deceased friend only to discover there is a direct link from his death in the game to his death in reality. Based on the story of serial killer, Elizabeth Bathery, the Blood Countess, Stay Alive incorporates mid-2000's gaming clichés and tropes to the big screen. Guest starring is Bryan's brother, Damian, and close friend...

Oh boy. Truly one of the more disturbing movies we've watched in a while, Willem Dafoe and Charlotte Gainsbourg star in Lars Von Trier's 2009 drama horror, Antichrist . After the tragic death of their son, a married couple on the mend spend their days in their cabin in the woods as the getaway proves hazardous and nature reveals who they really are. Follow up on Facebook https://www.face...

A djinn is not a fun spirit. It's not friendly, it's not cute, it's not blue, it's not your friend, but it does grant wishes. In Wishmaster, a djinn feeds off wishes, but the one who summons it must use all three of her wishes allowing the djinn to bring his brethren through the void and onto the earth. Did we mention, he steals human faces and uses his charm in passing dialogu...

The small backwoods town of Adams, Massachusetts has an evil stirring in its woodlands. There have been sightings of scarecrows rising from the dead attacking and killing people. The quirky townsfolk have had just about enough, but what can they do when they ones they trust are all corrupt. In the 2009 low-budget horror film, Rise of the Scarecrows, it's up to former big city cop turned local...

Wellllllll....... It really sucks living in isolation taught by an overprotective, psychopathic family of how the world works where a fish can be a train and a hammer can be a snake. But how would you know? Also, no one can leave until the dogtooth falls out. Two Guys, One Necronomicon review Dogtooth, the Yorgos Lanthimos 2009, family, romance film (pretty literally). Please join us in the spooky...

Two Guys, One Necronomicon visit a movie that scared both Bryan and Shane as kids. A movie so horrifying it traumatized their youth. Does Final Destination still hold up 20 years later? Your final boys dig in deep breaking down this film and discussing the superstitious nature of all humans when it comes to unwelcomed feelings and the sensation when something is just off. High school student, Alex...

Two Guys, One Necronomicon and special guest/new addition to the crew, Jen Bell, astral project a little too far and end up in a space without time. Haunted by strange entities and parasites, this plane known as "The Further" is a battleground home the most inhospitable demons. Patrick Wilson and Rose Byrne star in Insidious , the notable 2010 horror thriller that pits a family against a...

He's out there in the woods, but exactly what is he? There have been so many stories/sightings of the mysterious Slender Man - a paranormal being who has been taking control of younger children and lures them into the woods for his possession (proxies to do his bidding). Although a fictional tale, there have been beliefs that such a paranormal creature does exist out there in the woods. He&ap...

A game of truth or dare on Spring Break turns deadly when college students find out the game has made it's way into their everyday lives. The boys provide an in-depth scene-by-scene analysis of the film as this deadly game of truth or dare takes a supernatural turn and starts revealing deep, dark secrets about its players. This isn't the truth or dare we played as kids! Follow up on Face...

The last week of the Summer Bash Bash is upon us and as if there was any doubt, Two Guys, One Necronomicon are reviewing the 1980 slasher classic Friday the 13th. An unknown assailant starts killing off camp counselors who are opening Camp Crystal lake for the summer. Little to their knowledge, this campsite is the fabled location of a child drowning and double murder. Is Friday the 13th worth the...

While the only movie not released in the 1980's reviewed during the Summer Bash Bash, The Final Girls is a tribute to summer camp slashers. The film does take place during the 80's and maintains the same retro summer camp vibe as the previous movies we reviewed during the series and pays homage to those films. Max and her group of friends find themselves trapped inside the cult classic r...

Don't you hate it when you're enjoying your summer at camp and your friends start going missing and you don't know why? Only if you knew it's the former summer camp caretaker taking revenge on summer camp teenagers 5 years later. And he's doing it with garden sheers. It's week 3 of Two Guys, One Necronomicon's Summer Bash Bash and this week Bryan "Hotboy&quo...

This summer, Camp Arawak is a little different than years past. Campers are dying and the resell value on the camp is taking a hit. Ricky and his shy cousin Angela decide to spend their summer at camp and soon realize along with the other campers that cruel deeds do not go unpunished. In the second episode of Two Guys, One Necronomicon's Summer Bash Bash series, Pokemon Youtuber, Sauce McGavi...

Summer camp has finished and with only one day before everyone breaks for the season, it's not the best time to tell scary stories, especially the ones involving homicidal maniacs that live in the creepy house fifty feet from the very campsite the story is being told. Two Guys, One Necronomicon start their retro summer camp slasher series by reviewing the 1981 classic Madman . Throughout the...