The Final Podcast

Julie and her friend, Karla, win a trip to the Bahamas, but Julie can't escape the fisherman's revenge as the killings start again on the tropical island. Spooky bitches, join us, and Michel Benanti as we review, I Still Know What You Did Last Summer. It's a pointless sequel where Freddie Prinze Jr is an expert negotiator and flies out of hospital windows, Jennifer Love Hewitt conti...

During an art gallery robbery, the Djinn is awoken and is set on a murderous rampage to fulfill the prophecy of bringing forth the apocalypse by way of capturing 1001 souls in the fashion he knows best: granting wishes. Mike Benanti joins us for the 2nd week of Sequel September to review Wishmaster 2: Evil Never Dies. Just like the first movie, the death scenes hit a little different. Music Credit...

Sequel September is upon us! Hurray for a whole month of sequel reviews to movies we have previously reviewed. We kick off Sequel September with Final Destination 2. Get ready of explosive kills, cheap thrills, and deep-seeded, meaningful dialogue?? Kimberly foresees a major highway accident occurring which kills her friends and everyone around them in a brutal way. To prevent this, she blocks any...

"Hey, dude! Come out with us tonight, we're heading on down to the Titty Twister for drinks! Just make sure to bring your CDL or else you're not getting in. What's super cool about this bar is that it's open all night. That's right, from dusk until dawn!" In From Dusk Till Dawn, Seth and his brother, Richard, are wanted criminals who force a family to sneak them...

It's time to tap back into survival horror video game movie renditions with Silent Hill released in 2006. Tim Ryan joins us to review the movie take on an old Playstation classic that is very near and dear to our hearts. In the film, Rose searches for her adopted daughter who is called to the mysterious town of Silent hill and goes missing. Criticisms aside, Silent Hill   captures the atmosph...

Goodnight Mommy is the story of two twin boys who believe that underneath the bandages from her facial surgery, their mother isn't the same woman who raised them. In an isolated house in the woods, Elias and Lukas try to determine what happened to their mother and who the mysterious woman is who looks like their mother, smells like their mother, but acts very different. Damian "The Eggma...

Friday the 13th is this week so it's all too appropriate we review a Friday movie! Friday the 13th Part 2 is the follow-up to a slasher fave of just about everyone. In this movie, it's years after Mrs. Voorhees killed campers and Camp Crystal Lake has been closed down. However, a nearby camp is being preyed upon by well.....you know, Jason. Scott Hucke from Scottslifeofgaming and his bet...

Jennifer finds herself at the wrong end of a spell turning her into a man-eating succubus terrorizing her high school classmates. Can her best friend, Needy, help her and save her small town? A long awaited review for us, Jennifer's Body  is a movie we couldn't wait to discuss. Filled with cringy yet hilarious dialogue, we couldn't help, but constantly reference this movie in previo...

Shark Week was a few weeks ago, but that doesn't mean we can't pay homage to our favorite aquatic horror predators! Jersey Shore Shark Attack is a parody based off the MTV hit reality series, The Jersey Shore. Natives of New Jersey, we came to love the show, but seeing so many poor parodies in horror, we had low expectations for this movie. It's a good thing, they proved us wrong! S...

Well, we reviewed Teeth this week; a movie where a girl has a wild weapon of folklore in the most unlikely of places that she uses to defend herself. We enjoy the company of Scott Hucke from @scottslifeofgaming as well as our friend Melissa to discuss this gift of a movie where we are left with a very large question: is this a mutation or is this supernatural? What do you think and let us know! Pl...

Rob Zombie made his film debut in 2003 with House of 1000 Corpses. The allure of researching Dr. Satan brings four friends to adventure the Texas Roadside where they are being led to the tree where the serial killer was supposedly hung. Unfortunately, their courageous hearts are filled with dread as they converge on a murderous backwoods family. Everyone who has watched Rob Zombie horror movies ca...

Not your regular zombie movie, Boy Eats Girl creates a zombie outbreak cause by a series of insane circumstances involving the unlikely crossing of an accidental suicide and reanimation spell gone wrong. This causes Nathan to be a walking dead man who soon infects his town all while trying to protect Jessica, the girl he likes. In our usual style, we ensure to talk Irish zombies completely hammere...

There was once a young 9-year old boy who watched a horror movie that scared him greatly. In this movie, the killer was unknown and was stalking a young woman babysitting with strange phone calls and suddenly appearing inside the home. This young boy was Young Dan Kee, lead singer of the NJ rap rock band, GKM, who guest stars in this review of the 2006 horror thriller remake, When a Stranger Calls...

You ever just CLIMAX! Gaspar Noe's 2018 music horror devolves into absolute madness when French dancers continuously drink LSD-laced sangria unknowingly. A dance rehearsal in a high school in the middle of a blizzard for all of these up and coming dance stars turns ugly very fast. Climax is a unique and artistic film where imtermittant dialogue between dance numbers sets up the insanity that...

A rural family spots crop circles on their farm and battle with the uncertainty of the extraterrestrial presence that appears to be coming for them. Signs is M. Night Shyamalan's follow-up movie to The Sixth Sense and Unbreakable which are arguably his two best films and hard acts to top. Mel Gibson stars as Graham, a down-on-his-luck reverend who's  faith is challenged after his wife di...

Trapped in cells in a vertical prison. 2 people per cell. The number of floors unknown. A platform providing a buffet of food drops down to each cell through a hole in the middle. The people at the top receive a buffet while the people on the bottom forage for crumbs. Unrest and turmoil are imminent especially when people are brought to different cells after a month. The Platform is a unique movie...

Long overdue, we were so stoked to review Rosemary's Baby . A Roman Polanski horror classic, combining witch covens, satanic worshippers, and nosy neighbors all into one and at the end of the day, aren't they the same thing anyway? Putting out this episode, we were littered with technical difficulties and voice issues. They say this is a cursed movie and it just might be. We considered l...

If you want to  know what rated R Home Alone looks like then look no further than Becky. Becky is the story of an angry young girl who goes on a retreat with her father after the death of her mother. Their difficult time away from home goes from bad to worse when a group of convicts pay a visit. Becky is led by strong performances from the young Lulu Wilson and also by Kevin James who is cast as t...

A young family start to notice they are being visited by ghosts and while initially friendly, their presence soon turns malicious, kidnapping the youngest daughter. Tobe Hooper's Poltergeist, is certainly a different ghost story than what most horror fans are used to. These demonic ghosts certainly don't mind letting everyone know they're hanging around. Poltergeist is a great mix o...

In light of the recent release of Resident Evil Village, we decided to review the movie adaptation of Resident Evil starring Milla Jovovich and Michelle Rodriguez. Randuhsrebellion joins us to discuss common critiques in the adaptation and if it holds up as a movie in its own merit. Music Credit: Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio https://www.youtube.com/whitebataudio As always, a special thanks to Gree...

On May 1st, 2020, we released our very 1st episode, a review of the horror mystery, Unfriended. It is 1 year later and for our anniversary it's only fitting we revisit the 2nd movie in the series, Unfriended: Dark Web. Joining us in the dark web and the spooky pit are frequent guests Damian "The Eggman" LaGrasta and Dale "Ass Eater" Cancellieri as we cold call all the expe...

What up spooky bitches! Time to review the horror movie that gave us Vince Vaughn as a teenage girl,  Freaky! Comedy, horror at its finest and the kills are WILD. Hilarious, entertaining, bloody, and wonderful, Freaky totally delivers and we are psyched to be finally reviewing it. Join us in the spooky pit this week for body-swapping, gory fun as we trek through this 2020 soon-to-be classic. In Fr...

Amusement park tycoon, Stephen Price, offers several guests $1M to spend a night in a haunted house that once was the workplace of a sadistic surgeon. House on Haunted Hill (1999) is the remake of the 1959 William Castle film of the same name. A movie we watched as kids, does it hold up and scare us years later? Join us and hear  our thoughts on this classic 90's horror. Music Credit: Karl Ca...

WHO'S READY FOR THE 50TH EPISODE OF THE FINAL PODCAST! It's only fitting that we celebrate this special occasion revisiting a horror franchise that was so near and dear to our hearts as kids that we would all go to the movie theater together to watch the new installment of the Saw  movie franchise. It's our pleasure to review the 50th episode with our very best friends, the Pokemon...

Where do we start: with the six strangers who appear inside a labyrinth and must navigate through symmetrical cubes filled with deadly traps in the 1997 sci-fi, thriller Cube that we reviewed or the fact that we recorded this episode with stranger who we know nothing about other than his first name is Melvin and that he has multiple degrees in scientific areas of study. Not to mention the fact, he...