The Final Podcast

Trapped in cells in a vertical prison. 2 people per cell. The number of floors unknown. A platform providing a buffet of food drops down to each cell through a hole in the middle. The people at the top receive a buffet while the people on the bottom forage for crumbs. Unrest and turmoil are imminent especially when people are brought to different cells after a month. The Platform is a unique movie...

Long overdue, we were so stoked to review Rosemary's Baby . A Roman Polanski horror classic, combining witch covens, satanic worshippers, and nosy neighbors all into one and at the end of the day, aren't they the same thing anyway? Putting out this episode, we were littered with technical difficulties and voice issues. They say this is a cursed movie and it just might be. We considered l...

If you want to  know what rated R Home Alone looks like then look no further than Becky. Becky is the story of an angry young girl who goes on a retreat with her father after the death of her mother. Their difficult time away from home goes from bad to worse when a group of convicts pay a visit. Becky is led by strong performances from the young Lulu Wilson and also by Kevin James who is cast as t...

A young family start to notice they are being visited by ghosts and while initially friendly, their presence soon turns malicious, kidnapping the youngest daughter. Tobe Hooper's Poltergeist, is certainly a different ghost story than what most horror fans are used to. These demonic ghosts certainly don't mind letting everyone know they're hanging around. Poltergeist is a great mix o...

In light of the recent release of Resident Evil Village, we decided to review the movie adaptation of Resident Evil starring Milla Jovovich and Michelle Rodriguez. Randuhsrebellion joins us to discuss common critiques in the adaptation and if it holds up as a movie in its own merit. Music Credit: Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio https://www.youtube.com/whitebataudio As always, a special thanks to Gree...

On May 1st, 2020, we released our very 1st episode, a review of the horror mystery, Unfriended. It is 1 year later and for our anniversary it's only fitting we revisit the 2nd movie in the series, Unfriended: Dark Web. Joining us in the dark web and the spooky pit are frequent guests Damian "The Eggman" LaGrasta and Dale "Ass Eater" Cancellieri as we cold call all the expe...

What up spooky bitches! Time to review the horror movie that gave us Vince Vaughn as a teenage girl,  Freaky! Comedy, horror at its finest and the kills are WILD. Hilarious, entertaining, bloody, and wonderful, Freaky totally delivers and we are psyched to be finally reviewing it. Join us in the spooky pit this week for body-swapping, gory fun as we trek through this 2020 soon-to-be classic. In Fr...

Amusement park tycoon, Stephen Price, offers several guests $1M to spend a night in a haunted house that once was the workplace of a sadistic surgeon. House on Haunted Hill (1999) is the remake of the 1959 William Castle film of the same name. A movie we watched as kids, does it hold up and scare us years later? Join us and hear  our thoughts on this classic 90's horror. Music Credit: Karl Ca...

WHO'S READY FOR THE 50TH EPISODE OF THE FINAL PODCAST! It's only fitting that we celebrate this special occasion revisiting a horror franchise that was so near and dear to our hearts as kids that we would all go to the movie theater together to watch the new installment of the Saw  movie franchise. It's our pleasure to review the 50th episode with our very best friends, the Pokemon...

Where do we start: with the six strangers who appear inside a labyrinth and must navigate through symmetrical cubes filled with deadly traps in the 1997 sci-fi, thriller Cube that we reviewed or the fact that we recorded this episode with stranger who we know nothing about other than his first name is Melvin and that he has multiple degrees in scientific areas of study. Not to mention the fact, he...

They're all around. But you'd never know unless you happened to be Roddy Pipper with a pair of specialized black sunglasses. They Live is the 3rd John Carpenter movie we have reviewed and the 2nd of which we had the pleasure of having the always entertaining, Tim Ryan on the show. Either put the shades on and fight some aliens who have been slowly mind controlling us or join them in wrec...

Back in 2009, a cult classic film was born along with a fifth season of the year. Tom Six released his "100% medically accurate" film, The Human Centipede (First Sequence)  which begged to asked his audience, one question - you eat ass bro? The highly disturbing, Dr. Heiter has big plans. His experiment on a group of dogs hits a dead end so he spots an opportunity to complete his vision...

St. Paddy's Day is coming and as a tribute, Bryan, Shane, & Jen decide to run through Leprechaun with Mikey Bratwurst. The 1993 classic stars, the one and only, Warwick Davis and a very young and impressionable, Jennifer Aniston. That's right, before Friends , Jennifer Aniston acted in this little horror film, you may have heard of it. A leprechaun goes on a torrid killing spree look...

Have you ever went to hell and back through a black hole? It sounds pretty miserable, but it's the likely source of what happened to the crew aboard the Event Horizon.  A rescue mission has crew members seek out a spacecraft, assumed to be lost after disappearing through a black hole, as it mysteriously reappears. Bryan, Shane, & Jen review the 1997 horror, sci-fi cult-classic, Event Hori...

Adrian, the abusive boyfriend who has haunted Cecilia for so long, has committed suicide and has left Cecilia something to remember him by: $5 million and bad memories. However, through strange circumstances, she believes he is still around and is stalking her. Did he really die? The Invisible Man was one of the last horror movies to hit the big screen prior to the pandemic and movie theater closi...

What up Spooky Bitches! This week Bryan, Shane, & Jen review a 90's found-footage staple, The Blair Witch Project. Many horror fans and critics often refer to this movie as one of the scariest of the decade, if not ever. Growing up, we all were fans of this one and decide to review it years later to see if the mystique of the film holds up. Found footage films are not for everyone, but on...

Scum Town is ruled by a vicious overlord who always has the cameras rolling as he turns his day-to-day vicious public slayings into entertainment for all to see and bow down in fear. A town absent of any hope; only despair and scum. An unlikely hero,  a street curb observer grows tired of the chaos and corruption and decides to forego his dream of buying a lawnmower for a shotgun and take matters...

DO NOT GO TO THE VALENTINE'S DAY DANCE! The decade-old story of Harry Warden and the grisly murders on Valentine's Day floats through the mining town of Valentine Bluffs as a dance is being planned and the locals are wary. Bryan, Shane, & Jen rundown and review the slasher classic, My Bloody Valentine. Critical of the remake, what do Bryan, Shane, & Jen think of the original film...

After a family tragedy, a young boy stays with his aunt and uncle and befriends his cousin, who expresses increasingly odd and violent behavior. The Good Son  depicts early signs and behavioral patterns of potential serial killers. Macaulay Kulkin and Elijah Wood star in this drama, thriller that has a unique take on family bonding. Rapper, Kosha Dillz, joins Bryan, Shane, & Jen in the Spooky...

Tough times in Antarctica especially when a team of researchers are pitted against one another when an unknown alien starts to perfectly imitate its host. John Carpenter's, The Thing  has long been a favorite of the The Final Podcast and we are thrilled to be reviewing it with MacReady look-a-like, Tim Ryan. Please catch our review of this body horror, mystery classic! As always, a special th...

A young girl is followed after having sex. The horror, thriller It Follows is a mixed bag  for many horror fans. We've seen people absolutely mesmerized by this movie and others bored by it. We think it's time we toss in our two cents. However, we needed another opinion for such a highly debated modern horror movie. Jared Knapik joins The Final Podcast to rundown It Follows and give his...

The Loser's Club fight against an evil entity habiting their worst fears in 1960s Derry, Maine. 30 years later, they come back to Derry to finish the evil once and for all. It is a fan favorite and Tim Curry's performance as Pennywise made this review a must for The Final Podcast. We had some help from our friend Daniel Cancellieri who assisted with commentary for this marathon of a movi...

2021 has arrived and we are starting this year off with an absolute haymaker. Christian Ortiz, lead vocalist of the NJ pop punk band Boy Blue, joins The Final Podcast to review Jordan Peele's 2019 horror film, Us.  Peele's follow-up to his 2017 horror, thriller masterpiece, Get Out, this movie is SCARY! When a family visits their vacation home near Santa Cruz, they are visited by doppelg...

The Final Podcast wraps up the holiday season and 2021 in style with a review of the horror comedy, Santa's Slay. Bill Goldberg stars as demonic Santa who lost a bet to an angel and spend centuries giving toys to bratty kids. However, when the bet is over, he returns to his evil ways. As always, a special thanks to Green Knuckle Material for our new music. Please give these guys a listen beca...

Back to back to back Black Christmas films! This week, The Final Podcast is reviewing the 2019 version of Black Christmas. Sorority girls are being killed once again, but this time Billy is not the culprit. Join us for this one as we rank this modern take on a slasher classic. As always, a special thanks to Green Knuckle Material for our new music. Please give these guys a listen because they are...