The Final Podcast

In the last week of Creature Feature November, we review Anaconda, where a film crew sets out to find the mysterious Shirishama tribe, but ends up rescuing a snake hunter who quickly derails their plans to hunt a large snake. Between the horrible plot, pointless characters, lack of development, and most importantly, Jon Voight's accent, Anaconda is a must-see movie for all the wrong reasons....

Week 4 of Creature Feature November brings The Final Podcast to Maine to review Lake Placid.  So far we've reviewed Cthulu, a dinosaur, a lizard god, and now we are taking on a crocodile!  The people of Black Lake, Maine suspect they are being threatened by a crocodile. However, it's hard to believe when New England never sees crocodiles. Music Credit: Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio https:...

The Relic is our third review in Creature Feature November and there's no shortage of brutal killings in a Chicago Museum in this movie. A reptilian beast is on the loose in a Chicago museum after a field researcher John Whitney goes missing after doing extensive research on a South American tribe. Now, it's up to detective, Lt.  D'Agosta and evolutionary biologist, Dr. Green to not...

Tammy and the T-Rex  is a humdinger of a movie. There really is no better way to describe this comedy sci-fi where high school student, Michael, falls into the hands of a mad scientist, who takes his brain and puts it into a mechanical dinosaur. He tries to continue his romance with Tammy, his high school sweetheart, while in the physical form of a dinosaur. The Pokemon Internet Champion, Sauce Mc...

The lives of several deep sea researchers employed by a drilling enterprise are threatened when a earthquake disturbs their work at the bottom of the Mariana Trench and sends them spiraling to find an escape path for survival. Little do they know, this earthquake is out of this world. Underwater   was released during the pandemic and didn't get the box office respect it might have deserved. T...

Deep in the swamp of Louisiana, lives an evil known as Victor Crowley. Once a boy ridiculed for his horrible disfigurement, now he's a bloodthirsty spirit who kills anyone who invades his swamp. Unfortunately, a group of tourists including Ben, who's with his friends trying to get his mind off his cheating girlfriend and Marybeth, who is searching for her missing father and brother, cros...

Bryan admittedly records himself when he sleeps because he has a feeling Shane pops into his room and watches him. Shane has often been called "someone who lurks" and has even been on the record saying "I like to watch people when they are most vulnerable." Paranormal Activity is a movie where the protagonist, Kate, is shadowed by a demon in her new home and her boyfriend, Mica...

72 episodes prior, we reviewed The Lighthouse, Robert Eggers' 2nd movie following his 2015 hit, The Witch . It's only proper that we give his debut movie it's time in the sun. For the 2nd week of Spooky Season, we review The Witch and oh boy does this movie know how to create a creepy atmosphere. Eggers certainly knows how to depict a time period and portray unsettling moments on-sc...

The 75th episode of The Final Podcast comes in the form of Michael Myer's following Laurie Strode to a hospital to finish up what he started. Dr. Loomis and Sheriff Brackett search Haddonfield for signs of Michael as they try to end this evil once and for all. Our Halloween II review is kicking off Spooky Season and we are trying to set the tempo for scares early in October. Hard to beat the...

It's the last week of Sequel September and we are moving into Spooky Season! To properly get us ready for Halloween, we reviewed, The Houses October Built 2. Should this movie even exist? There's loads to discuss! Brandy and the group are back on the road one year after the traumatic experiences from the previous Halloween season. However, the Blue Skeleton returns to haunt the haunt cha...

Julie and her friend, Karla, win a trip to the Bahamas, but Julie can't escape the fisherman's revenge as the killings start again on the tropical island. Spooky bitches, join us, and Michel Benanti as we review, I Still Know What You Did Last Summer. It's a pointless sequel where Freddie Prinze Jr is an expert negotiator and flies out of hospital windows, Jennifer Love Hewitt conti...

During an art gallery robbery, the Djinn is awoken and is set on a murderous rampage to fulfill the prophecy of bringing forth the apocalypse by way of capturing 1001 souls in the fashion he knows best: granting wishes. Mike Benanti joins us for the 2nd week of Sequel September to review Wishmaster 2: Evil Never Dies. Just like the first movie, the death scenes hit a little different. Music Credit...

Sequel September is upon us! Hurray for a whole month of sequel reviews to movies we have previously reviewed. We kick off Sequel September with Final Destination 2. Get ready of explosive kills, cheap thrills, and deep-seeded, meaningful dialogue?? Kimberly foresees a major highway accident occurring which kills her friends and everyone around them in a brutal way. To prevent this, she blocks any...

"Hey, dude! Come out with us tonight, we're heading on down to the Titty Twister for drinks! Just make sure to bring your CDL or else you're not getting in. What's super cool about this bar is that it's open all night. That's right, from dusk until dawn!" In From Dusk Till Dawn, Seth and his brother, Richard, are wanted criminals who force a family to sneak them...

It's time to tap back into survival horror video game movie renditions with Silent Hill released in 2006. Tim Ryan joins us to review the movie take on an old Playstation classic that is very near and dear to our hearts. In the film, Rose searches for her adopted daughter who is called to the mysterious town of Silent hill and goes missing. Criticisms aside, Silent Hill   captures the atmosph...

Goodnight Mommy is the story of two twin boys who believe that underneath the bandages from her facial surgery, their mother isn't the same woman who raised them. In an isolated house in the woods, Elias and Lukas try to determine what happened to their mother and who the mysterious woman is who looks like their mother, smells like their mother, but acts very different. Damian "The Eggma...

Friday the 13th is this week so it's all too appropriate we review a Friday movie! Friday the 13th Part 2 is the follow-up to a slasher fave of just about everyone. In this movie, it's years after Mrs. Voorhees killed campers and Camp Crystal Lake has been closed down. However, a nearby camp is being preyed upon by well.....you know, Jason. Scott Hucke from Scottslifeofgaming and his bet...

Jennifer finds herself at the wrong end of a spell turning her into a man-eating succubus terrorizing her high school classmates. Can her best friend, Needy, help her and save her small town? A long awaited review for us, Jennifer's Body  is a movie we couldn't wait to discuss. Filled with cringy yet hilarious dialogue, we couldn't help, but constantly reference this movie in previo...

Shark Week was a few weeks ago, but that doesn't mean we can't pay homage to our favorite aquatic horror predators! Jersey Shore Shark Attack is a parody based off the MTV hit reality series, The Jersey Shore. Natives of New Jersey, we came to love the show, but seeing so many poor parodies in horror, we had low expectations for this movie. It's a good thing, they proved us wrong! S...

Well, we reviewed Teeth this week; a movie where a girl has a wild weapon of folklore in the most unlikely of places that she uses to defend herself. We enjoy the company of Scott Hucke from @scottslifeofgaming as well as our friend Melissa to discuss this gift of a movie where we are left with a very large question: is this a mutation or is this supernatural? What do you think and let us know! Pl...

Rob Zombie made his film debut in 2003 with House of 1000 Corpses. The allure of researching Dr. Satan brings four friends to adventure the Texas Roadside where they are being led to the tree where the serial killer was supposedly hung. Unfortunately, their courageous hearts are filled with dread as they converge on a murderous backwoods family. Everyone who has watched Rob Zombie horror movies ca...

Not your regular zombie movie, Boy Eats Girl creates a zombie outbreak cause by a series of insane circumstances involving the unlikely crossing of an accidental suicide and reanimation spell gone wrong. This causes Nathan to be a walking dead man who soon infects his town all while trying to protect Jessica, the girl he likes. In our usual style, we ensure to talk Irish zombies completely hammere...

There was once a young 9-year old boy who watched a horror movie that scared him greatly. In this movie, the killer was unknown and was stalking a young woman babysitting with strange phone calls and suddenly appearing inside the home. This young boy was Young Dan Kee, lead singer of the NJ rap rock band, GKM, who guest stars in this review of the 2006 horror thriller remake, When a Stranger Calls...

You ever just CLIMAX! Gaspar Noe's 2018 music horror devolves into absolute madness when French dancers continuously drink LSD-laced sangria unknowingly. A dance rehearsal in a high school in the middle of a blizzard for all of these up and coming dance stars turns ugly very fast. Climax is a unique and artistic film where imtermittant dialogue between dance numbers sets up the insanity that...

A rural family spots crop circles on their farm and battle with the uncertainty of the extraterrestrial presence that appears to be coming for them. Signs is M. Night Shyamalan's follow-up movie to The Sixth Sense and Unbreakable which are arguably his two best films and hard acts to top. Mel Gibson stars as Graham, a down-on-his-luck reverend who's  faith is challenged after his wife di...