The Final Podcast

In The Houses October Built, five friends seeking the most extreme haunted house experience discover the haunts hit closer to home. This episode marks the start of the Spooky Season and what better way to kick it off with haunted houses! Bryan, Shane, and Jen all enjoy what October has to offer when it comes to the haunts, but are they brave enough to dig deeper and explore the haunts not publiciz...

A group of teens are drawn to a beta test video game of a recently deceased friend only to discover there is a direct link from his death in the game to his death in reality. Based on the story of serial killer, Elizabeth Bathery, the Blood Countess, Stay Alive incorporates mid-2000's gaming clichés and tropes to the big screen. Guest starring is Bryan's brother, Damian, and close friend...

Oh boy. Truly one of the more disturbing movies we've watched in a while, Willem Dafoe and Charlotte Gainsbourg star in Lars Von Trier's 2009 drama horror, Antichrist . After the tragic death of their son, a married couple on the mend spend their days in their cabin in the woods as the getaway proves hazardous and nature reveals who they really are. Follow up on Facebook https://www.face...

A djinn is not a fun spirit. It's not friendly, it's not cute, it's not blue, it's not your friend, but it does grant wishes. In Wishmaster, a djinn feeds off wishes, but the one who summons it must use all three of her wishes allowing the djinn to bring his brethren through the void and onto the earth. Did we mention, he steals human faces and uses his charm in passing dialogu...

The small backwoods town of Adams, Massachusetts has an evil stirring in its woodlands. There have been sightings of scarecrows rising from the dead attacking and killing people. The quirky townsfolk have had just about enough, but what can they do when they ones they trust are all corrupt. In the 2009 low-budget horror film, Rise of the Scarecrows, it's up to former big city cop turned local...

Wellllllll....... It really sucks living in isolation taught by an overprotective, psychopathic family of how the world works where a fish can be a train and a hammer can be a snake. But how would you know? Also, no one can leave until the dogtooth falls out. Two Guys, One Necronomicon review Dogtooth, the Yorgos Lanthimos 2009, family, romance film (pretty literally). Please join us in the spooky...

Two Guys, One Necronomicon visit a movie that scared both Bryan and Shane as kids. A movie so horrifying it traumatized their youth. Does Final Destination still hold up 20 years later? Your final boys dig in deep breaking down this film and discussing the superstitious nature of all humans when it comes to unwelcomed feelings and the sensation when something is just off. High school student, Alex...

Two Guys, One Necronomicon and special guest/new addition to the crew, Jen Bell, astral project a little too far and end up in a space without time. Haunted by strange entities and parasites, this plane known as "The Further" is a battleground home the most inhospitable demons. Patrick Wilson and Rose Byrne star in Insidious , the notable 2010 horror thriller that pits a family against a...

He's out there in the woods, but exactly what is he? There have been so many stories/sightings of the mysterious Slender Man - a paranormal being who has been taking control of younger children and lures them into the woods for his possession (proxies to do his bidding). Although a fictional tale, there have been beliefs that such a paranormal creature does exist out there in the woods. He&ap...

A game of truth or dare on Spring Break turns deadly when college students find out the game has made it's way into their everyday lives. The boys provide an in-depth scene-by-scene analysis of the film as this deadly game of truth or dare takes a supernatural turn and starts revealing deep, dark secrets about its players. This isn't the truth or dare we played as kids! Follow up on Face...

The last week of the Summer Bash Bash is upon us and as if there was any doubt, Two Guys, One Necronomicon are reviewing the 1980 slasher classic Friday the 13th. An unknown assailant starts killing off camp counselors who are opening Camp Crystal lake for the summer. Little to their knowledge, this campsite is the fabled location of a child drowning and double murder. Is Friday the 13th worth the...

While the only movie not released in the 1980's reviewed during the Summer Bash Bash, The Final Girls is a tribute to summer camp slashers. The film does take place during the 80's and maintains the same retro summer camp vibe as the previous movies we reviewed during the series and pays homage to those films. Max and her group of friends find themselves trapped inside the cult classic r...

Don't you hate it when you're enjoying your summer at camp and your friends start going missing and you don't know why? Only if you knew it's the former summer camp caretaker taking revenge on summer camp teenagers 5 years later. And he's doing it with garden sheers. It's week 3 of Two Guys, One Necronomicon's Summer Bash Bash and this week Bryan "Hotboy&quo...

This summer, Camp Arawak is a little different than years past. Campers are dying and the resell value on the camp is taking a hit. Ricky and his shy cousin Angela decide to spend their summer at camp and soon realize along with the other campers that cruel deeds do not go unpunished. In the second episode of Two Guys, One Necronomicon's Summer Bash Bash series, Pokemon Youtuber, Sauce McGavi...

Summer camp has finished and with only one day before everyone breaks for the season, it's not the best time to tell scary stories, especially the ones involving homicidal maniacs that live in the creepy house fifty feet from the very campsite the story is being told. Two Guys, One Necronomicon start their retro summer camp slasher series by reviewing the 1981 classic Madman . Throughout the...

The hottest horror movie of the 90's is here and in classic Two Guys, One Necronomicon style, the movie is broken down scene by scene and kill by kill.  There's a killer in a coastal North Carolina town in the heat of the summer and this lunatic is killing with a fisherman's hook! 4 teens make a pact never to speak the terrible truth of what had befallen them that summer night on th...

So what your saying is your ex-wife just invited you to a dinner party and you haven't seen her for two years after she cheated on you with some guy named David who she met at counseling? And by the way, the party is at your old house where you have a lot of painful memories. I'll get the wine! The Invitation is the perfect movie for you if you meet any of the criteria below: You are a s...

Modern slashers have been hit and miss (mostly miss), however, there are a few that turn some heads. High Tension is a French slasher film from 2003 that may have slipped through the cracks for many people, but is a thought-provoking horror film worthy of discussion. Director, Alexandre Aja, provides a unique spin on the genre that has brought criticism, both good and bad.  Two close friends, Mari...

Anything can happen in the middle of the woods... and we mean anything. In this week's episode of Two Guys, One Necronomicon, Bryan "Hotboy" LaGrasta and Shane "Tapeworm" Smith review the future cult classic horror comedy The Cabin in the Woods. Drew Goddard's film gives us a fresh take on the horror genre and pays tribute to many horror films that came before it, whi...

In this episode of Two Guys, One Necronomicon, Bryan "Hotboy" LaGrasta and Shane "The White Devil" Smith review the 2019 fantasy horror Robert Eggers film The Lighthouse. Two lighthouse keepers struggle to maintain their sanity while they are tasked with watching over a lighthouse on a remote New England island for four weeks If you thought we were insane, wait until you see th...

In Bad City, a dark presence lurks among the unusual townspeople. Half the town is deserted and the other half is in a body pit under the bridge. We hope you enjoy vampire movies because this film's female Dracula stalks, feeds, and...skateboards? In the newest episode of Two Guys, One Necronomicon, Bryan "Hotboy" LaGrasta and Shane "Oh, I'll Never Tell" Smith, review...

Back in 1980, the Italian horror movie Cannibal Holocaust was released - a disturbing take on the rescue mission of a film crew that went missing in the Amazon rainforest. Although the movie was fictitious, the on-screen deaths of several animals was enough to shock any audience. In 2013, Eli Roth's The Green Inferno was released which paid homage to the 1980 cult classic.  The Peruvian rainf...

How many high school kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? In the very first episode of Two Guys, One Necronomicon, two sweaty dudes in the midst of a global pandemic will be exploring the 2014 horror/mystery Unfriended. In a quest to watch every obscure horror movie out there, Bryan "Hotboy" LaGrasta and Shane "I Left It All In Amsterdam" Smith will take on the ghost of L...