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To the town's disbelief, there is a shark in a lake attacking the locals and it's up to Deputy Hernandez to bring the man who has a history in the illegal collection of exotic animals to face the law. Shark Lake may be just as entertaining as the title suggests. There really is a shark in a lake, but more importantly, Dolph Lundgren starts in this movie making it almost impossible to pas...

A man is given the responsibility of cleaning up a once glorious arcade and restaurant overnight. He soon realizes the animatronics that had made the place so great years prior, come alive and are violent and out for blood. Nicholas Cage gives his fans everything they ask of him and more in Willy's Wonderland . While the movie isn't anything to go crazy over, he certainly makes it an ent...

It's the 25th episode of Final Friday and it's time to unleash the rage! We are reviewing the action movie Rage, starring the one and only Nicholas Cage. In Rage, Cage stars as Paul Maguire, a man who comes home to his daughter missing and goes on a hunt to get her back, all while stirring up old mob relations. We celebrate in style with mimosas and the wonderful Nicholas Cage to discuss...

5 carnival workers are kidnapped and placed in a game that's waged on Hallween to survive an onslaught of killer clowns. 31 is the 2nd Rob Zombie movie that we've reviewed on this podcast and as we've mentioned before, we're not the biggest fan of his work. However, we wanted to give this one another shot as Halloween is here! Check out 31 and catch our review. Check out our we...

In Scare Attraction , reality TV celebrities attend a haunted house where they encounter a gas leak in an escape room rendering everyone unconscious. They then play a form of truth or dare with the consequence of death. To round out Spooky Season on Final Friday, we review a doozy. We're not sure what the haunted elements are of this scare attraction, but it seems to be popular in the movie....

After a party on Halloween night, Tara becomes the prey of sadistic killer, Art the Clown. It's about time we got to reviewing Terrifier ! Just in time for the release of the sequel, we wanted to discuss this sadistic movie that shocked audiences when it came out back in 2016. Does it live up to the hype? Can it be considered a modern horror hit? We deep dive and review the movie that has cre...

Clancy recounts the events of his traveling carnival giving the patrons more than the price of admission. Haunted Maze is a movie, it absolutely is. But is it a watchable movie? Is it enjoyable? Is it scary, spooky, a movie you want to watch during the Halloween season. Check out the movie and listen to our review. Check out our website The Final Podcast Join the Discord https://discord.gg/nFSnEE9...

Malfunctions during the opening night at the Hell House haunted scare attraction at the Abaddon Hotel caused the death of 15 people and the crew. 5 years later, a documentary crew examines the staff's footage and revisits the site. Hell House LLC is a very entertaining found-footage movie that we may be late on reviewing. It creates tension and maintains creepiness throughout. It also sets up...

Steven Seagal is at it again only this time he's hunting vampires. In order to contain the spread of a deadly virus turning people into vampires, Steven Seagal and his team are tasked with killing all vampires within a defined radius of the infection. Against the Dark is, of course, a total mess, but it's a perfect mess that we absolutely loved watching. Nothing is more fun than watching...

It's time for Hell Fest. A group of friends get where more than the price of admission as the horror amusement park they were looking forward to becomes the hunting ground for a masked murderer. Hell Fest puts a new spin on stalker, slasher films as it seems this masked killer knows how to move around this park flawlessly. He can operate all the rides, handle all of the attractions, and maneu...

Things go from bad to worse when the punk band "Kill, Pussy, Kill!" gets abducted and taken prisoner by a deranged madman who has a series of violent games planned for them. While this movie has a weird Halloween theme, it's hardly felt throughout the movie. Instead, it kind of feels like one big mess, but Halloween Pussy Trap Kill! Kill! was as enjoyable as its title might seem and...

Spooky Season is back and we're starting October off strong with the Michael Myers-less Halloween III: Season of the Witch. Silver Shamrock masks are all the rage this year, but there's a sinister plot devised by the owner of the company, Conal Cochran, that Doctor Daniel Challis plans to get to the bottom of. While this is a departure from the Halloween films prior starring the evil Mic...

In Big Legend, an ex-soldier heads back into the woods of the Pacific Northwest to search for his missing wife who may have been abducted by Big Foot. Big Legend has been a movie we've heard some good things about so we wanted to give it the proper Final Friday salute and give it a review. Watch the movie and check out our review. Check out our website The Final Podcast Join the Discord https...

Jigsaw is back and has set Detective Eric Matthews on a search for 8 people including his son who are trapped in an undisclosed factory where time is running thin. We're reviewing Saw II in the final week of Sequel September and we're happy to have our Final Friday co-host Mike G to discuss another Saw movie which we loved as kids. If you haven't had a chance to watch the Saw movies...

When the patriarch of a feral woodland family dies, they take a man in the woods captive and transform him to become one of their own.  A very misleading title and opener, Plank Face , gives the audience the idea that a man wearing a wooden face will be going around cutting people up. Instead, it's the idea that a feral incestual family must continue their feral tradition and bloodline by tak...

A group of friends decide to spend a few nights near the Crystal Lake campsite which will be a weekend they'll never forget as they soon encounter Jason who is on a murderous rampage. Friday the 13th Part III was actually made to create a 3D experience for the audience and has specific kills to flex this technology. While it's a campy horror at its worst, it still provides good old slash...

Here's a brilliant idea, a Saw parody featuring torturous coleslaw games, 13 years after Saw was released. Two brothers, who absolutely adore food, torture the patrons of a restaurant after they ruin their night out. Slaw was......something. If you liked Saw, well, this film really has nothing to do with it...at all. It just has coleslaw. Oh and Kevin Nash. Check out our website The Final Pod...

Angela is back at summer camp and this time she's a counselor sending all the naughty campers packing. Of course, she tells her boss, Uncle John, the campers are just going home, but she's really sending them to their grave. Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers stars Pamela Springsteen, who is Bruce Springsteen's sister. She plays Angela who is much older in this movie, but continuing...

It's Friday and it's finally time we discuss the action legend that is Steven Seagal. A man that can do so little, but oh so much at thee same time. He's electric on-screen and we never know what he's going to rip out in a movie. In A Good Man, he is referred to by his call sign "Ghost," but Alexander is a man sent on a mission to take out a terrorist and an arms deal...

We are ready for the 2nd annual Sequel September and reviewing fan favorite, Final Destination 3 starring Mary Elizabeth Winstead. Death is back and following 6 students who disturb the Grim Reaper's order of things on a roller coaster. Sticking to its roots, the 3rd installment in the Final Destination series of movies features impossibly brutal kills and keeps the audience on the edge of th...

California might finally be done for good in San Andreas Mega Quake and it's a race against time for a few brave scientists including Dr. Jan Werner and his ex-wife, Deborah. Amidst a massive earthquake threatening the state, their daughter is trapped in the epicenter of the seismic activity. Can they save their daughter? Can they save California? Should they save it? All and much more in thi...

So get this. Your wife asks for a divorce and of course, it absolutely shatters your world. But you're actually Sam Neil's character, Mark, in the 1981 horror drama, Possession , where that's actually the least of your worries cause you'll soon encounter demonic sex goo and your son will tragically die from the trauma. Oh and just watch for the spiral staircase. It's a wac...

When volcanic eruptions cause lava-spewing spiders to rise up and destroy Los Angeles, an unlikely hero in the form of washed-up action movie star, Colton West, rises to the occasion to save his family and his city from becoming ash. In a movie that couldn't be more ridiculous, Lavalantula has a charm that's hard to explain. The chemistry between Steven Guttenberg and Patrick Renna keeps...

A paranormal detective researching an ancient civilization soon realizes he plays a central role in the war between the world of the light and the dark. Alone in the Dark is the 2nd movie we reviewed from Uwe Boll, who has a reputation for video game adaptations, although not a good one. We previously reviewed House of the Dead earlier this year and while it was a fun watch, the movie was not the...

When a fracking incident causes a rare species of prehistoric sharks to come to the surface, they target a group of female prisoners who use a work program to escape. These sharks have ability to travel through both land and water and immediately kill anybody in their way. The sharks are deadly, the women prisoners are hot, and the kills are wild. This is a movie that we had to review. Check out o...