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It's time to review Camp Blood 2, the sequel to the first movie we reviewed on this podcast. A filmmaker brings Tricia, the survivor of the murders at Camp Blackwood, back to the campsite to shoot a movie based on the horrific incident. Little do they know, the killer clown has plans to kill off the cast and crew. Join the Discord https://discord.gg/nFSnEE9wG2 Subscribe to our YouTube channel...

In Sinister , Ethan Hawke stars as Ellison Oswalt, a true crime author trying to recapture his success by moving his family into a new home to research a murder case. He discovers a box of 8 home movies depicting the murders of a mysterious serial killer dating back to the 1960's. Sinister is creepy. The home video horror style and the ominous music make this movie special. It is absolutely o...

Hawk Jones, a detective who works alone, reluctantly accepts a partner as he fights against a city of crime in which he believes Antonio Copolla is behind. We've been talking about Hawk Jones for a while on this podcast and it lived up to the hype. A movie comprised primarily of children playing adults was hilarious in its subtle detail and satirical take on cop movies. Watch the movie and ca...

A leprechaun picks out one of his slave's descendent to be his bride. It's up to the girl's boyfriend to rescue her from a life with the evil leprechaun. For St. Patty's Day, we decide to review Leprechaun 2 which is almost as bad as the original, but Warwick Davis is enough to sell us on the sequel. Mike "Bratwurst" Benanti returns for Leprechaun 2 . Watch the movie...

While celebrating graduating from college, a group of friends go camping and are being killed off by a creature. Don't Fuck in the Woods is a movie that plays off the horror movie trope that if you have sex in a horror movie, you are going to die. It appears the creature feeds off this idea and it's the central theme around this movie. Watch the movie and catch our review. Join the Disco...

A curse is placed on a loan officer after she doesn't grant a loan to an old woman leading to her being evicted from her home. In an attempt to rid herself of the curse, she visits a medium as the evil starts to corrupt her life. For the 150th episode of The Final Podcast, we decided to review a movie that we spoke at length about reviewing in our first few episodes. It only makes sense to re...

After they notice their friend goes missing, two friends and a few strangers converge on a mysterious cabin in the woods where they expect to find the answers to her disappearance. Little do they know, they are all expected to die. Tonight She Comes was an entertaining and fun watch, featuring good music and kills. What's the deal with the killer naked girl covered in blood? What's going...

In Re-Animator, the arrival of a new medical student entangles an aspiring doctor and his girlfriend into his research of bringing the dead back to life. Based on the short story, "Herbert West-Reanimator," this movie is a crazy fun ride that pulls no punches in the bloody, disgusting business it can be to bring life to dead body tissue. Watch the movie and catch the review. Join the Dis...

Jonathan Cold is a double agent undercover trying to prevent a terrorist bombing in Los Angeles. Black Dawn is another Steven Seagal movie we just couldn't wait to review. This is a movie that is so fast-paced, confusing, and non-sensical, trying to recall what actually happens is a labor. In any case, all Seagal movies are an adventure. Watch the movie and catch the review. Join the Discord...

As promised, we are ending Fucked Up February with a bang. We are reviewing the infamous 1980 horror movie, Cannibal Holocaust. Noted for it's graphic violence and the on-screen deaths of animals, this movie has been the subject of controversy and has been well-known as one of the most disturbing movies ever made. It's been a long-time coming, but we were excited to finally talk about th...

Every once in a while, you come across a movie that defies all logic and is just simply a jaw dropper. The Amazing Bulks happens to be one of those movies. In The Amazing Bulk, Henry is undergoing a military experiment with little success. He decides to perform the experiment with himself as the test subject turning himself into an enormous purple monster. This makes it difficult to impress his gi...

In the 3rd week of Fucked Up February 2023, we review The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence which is the sequel to the popular disturbing film, The Human Centipede (First Sequence). In this absolute bloodfest of a movie, The Human Centipede superfan, Martin, draws inspiration from the movie to create a 12-person centipede. After watching this movie, we quickly realize just how wonderful the first...

If you can conceive the plot of this movie, Pirates of Ghost Island depicts a group of friends celebrating a graduation party on a cruise who after a storm become unexpectedly stranded on an island that has been run by pirates for the past 200 years. These pirates are certainly ghoulish. This movie was one of the first movies that Bryan, Shane, and Mike watched together when they started watch low...

Deep within an abandoned mental institution, two highschoolers find a woman who can't die. Deadgirl is in Fucked Up February for a reason as this movie features some very difficult content to watch and discuss. While the characters can be ridiculous at times, the movie does present a very dark scenario, making the movie very entertaining. Watch the movie and catch the review. Join the Discord...

An absent father searches endlessly for his missing son who mysteriously disappeared on Halloween night at a carnival. It's time for another Nicholas Cage movie that almost no one has heard of: Pay the Ghost. One thing we love to do on this podcast is watch Nicholas Cage movies as they rarely disappoint. What the hell does it mean to "pay the ghost?" Watch the movie and catch our re...

In the first week of Fucked Up February, we review Gummo, which is Harmony Korine's debut film and a disturbing mashup of what purposeless life looks like in middle America.  In Gummo, residents pass time in their tornado-struck town. While not a traditional horror movie, Gummo is unconventionally scary in that it harbors many disturbing scenes and depicts a lifestyle of giving up or what it...

Notable crime fighter, the White Dragon, bestows the important task of stopping the evil Cobra Khan and his ways of crime to his three young students. Pockets Ninjas was one of the hardest movies to review because there's really nothing like it and while watching, it's difficult to understand that it is a movie. It's very hard to process that there is no trickery; this is a movie, t...

Jack Torrence accepts a job to be the new caretaker of the isolated Overlook Hotel for the winter. After him and his family settle in, he starts to descend into madness while his young son has premonitions of past and future events. The Shining is a Stanley Kubric film based off of the Stephen King book of the same name. Released in 1980, this movie still holds up as one of the best horror movies...

Brent Magna, an ex-racer, while at the wheel, must follow the commands of a man who has kidnapped his wife. Getaway stars Ethan Hawke and Selena Gomez and due to the quick cuts and often short matches of shouting between the main characters, is a laughable movie we had to review. This is also the movie that inspired our conversations surrounding Jon Voight's mouth. Watch the movie and catch o...

Notable paranormal investigators, Ed and Lorraine Warren, decide to help a family experiencing a darkness in their newly purchased farm property. It's been a long time coming and as we've said for a few weeks now, we are reviewing some of the greatest horror movies this year - this week we decided to discuss The Conjuring. Based on true events, although, we don't know just how accur...

Hungry lampreys, all done with their normal diet, start eating up the population of a lake town in Michigan.  Blood Lake: Attack of the Killer Lampreys is a fun, entertaining creature-feature with an unlikely source of chaos. Who would have through lampreys could get so violent and kill so many people? Check out our website www.thefinalpodcast.com Join the Discord https://discord.gg/nFSnEE9wG2 Sub...

Andy wants a newly advertised, popular doll more than anything for his birthday. His mother gets it for him, but little do they know, the doll embodies the soul of a serial killer. Child's Play is as Shane says - two different movies in one. It's a horror film until Chucky comes alive and at that point, it's a comedy. While the movie can be quite ridiculous and humorous at times, it...

Ryan is just an ordinary boy until he puts on a pair of shoes with wheels that gives him the ability to fly. Dirk, a bully, kidnaps Ryan's dog, Theo, and it's up to Ryan and his friend Nicki, to get Theo back. Flyin' Ryan is the first family movie we've reviewed on Final Friday and it also has such a magical charm that we couldn't resist talking about it. Watch Flyin'...

After being cursed six years ago as a result of breaking a religious rule, Li Ronan starts to notice her daughter succumbing to the curse's effects and paying for her actions. Incantation was as crazy a thrill ride as we've come to expect from Asian horror movies and in a year that was full of really good horror movies, this one didn't disappoint. From start to finish, Incantation w...

In Playing with Dolls: Bloodlust, a ctors join a reality tv show where the set is their own grave. They win by surviving the slasher, but little do they know, the killer is very real. Playing with Dolls: Bloodlust is the sequel to Metalface or Playing with Dolls which is a film we reviewed early on. While the movie had some unbelievably tough moments to watch, it was entertaining and the sequel li...