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In a movie that pits man vs nature, Lamb is a horror drama set in a farm in Iceland where a family takes a lamb away from its mother and raises it as their own. This movie is dark and at times disturbing and features an ending nobody could have seen coming. Whether people enjoyed this movie or not, it's thought provoking and interesting at the very least. Hotboy's cousin, Matt, joins the...

In what we believe is the highest budge movie we've reviewed on Final Friday, Blood Vessel  is the combination of war and demon. When WWII survivors hop onto a large rescue ship, they soon realize that it contains a mysterious demon vampire. Check out our website The Final Podcast Join the Discord https://discord.gg/nFSnEE9wG2 Subscribe to our YouTube channel The Final Podcast - YouTube Follo...

Sarah and her friends get more than they asked for when exploring a cave that inhabits creatures who want nothing more than to tear their faces off of their faces. The Descent is a thrill ride all the way through and the character dialogue outside the cave allows for interesting interactions when they are trapped in the cave. This is Shane's favorite horror movie and one that we loved watchin...

It's a bad day to break the law when the Amityville Cop is around or just a bad day in general. This demonic cop has a haunted link to the local police force and it's up to two detectives to put a stop to the evil cop. Watch Amityville Cop and check out our review. Check out our website The Final Podcast Join the Discord https://discord.gg/nFSnEE9wG2 Subscribe to our YouTube channel The...

Hide and Seek is a fun game to play when you're a kid. It's a little weird to play on your wedding night as an adult though. This takes the newly married, Grace, by surprise as it should. Nobody expects to play a game the night of their wedding. This isn't any ordinary game of Hide and Seek, though. Grace soon realizes that when her new family finds her, they plan on sacrificing her...

After disabled Marcus is bullied and accidentally killed, he meets vengeful clowns in the woods as he wanders the afterlife. These clowns, who have revenge on their own minds, also influence him to kill those who have done him harm. Check out our website The Final Podcast Join the Discord https://discord.gg/nFSnEE9wG2 Subscribe to our YouTube channel The Final Podcast - YouTube Follow us on Facebo...

In the final week of The Summer Shandy, we review the biggest shark movie of the 90's and one of the more popular creature feature movies over the last few decades, Deep Blue Sea. Curing Alzheimer's using shark proteins is the goal for the scientists at a remote research facility holding some of the most intelligent sharks in the world. Unfortunatey for the researchers, the sharks are ju...

Cindy's life appears that it can't get worse until she gets a house-sitting opportunity that could change her life. Unfortunately for her, there's a serial killer on the property that has been released from an insane asylum. Check out our website The Final Podcast Join the Discord https://discord.gg/nFSnEE9wG2 Subscribe to our YouTube channel The Final Podcast - YouTube Follow us on...

Who would have guessed there is an ancient species of killer piranhas under the earth that would get unleashed after Richard Dreyfuss spills a beer in the lake causing an earthquake. Most likely no one, but that's the craziness behind Piranha 3D , our third week of The Summer Shandy. Bryan and Shane have seen this movie more times than they can count and it never gets old. Mike "Bratwurs...

Axegrinder is a campy slasher movie that really is all over the place. There's a masked killer slashing up campers. His identity is a mystery and the film always makes you question everything. Even your own sanity.  Check out our website The Final Podcast Join the Discord https://discord.gg/nFSnEE9wG2 Subscribe to our YouTube channel The Final Podcast - YouTube Follow us on Facebook The Final...

Going to Sara's lakehouse for the weekend sounded like a great idea for a group of friends who would never believe they'd be shark food. Shark Night surfaced in 2011 featuring a few big names like Joel David Moore and Katherine McPhee. While an enjoyable watch more than 10 years later, it's hard to wrap our heads around a shark reality tv show. This movie was riddled with inconsiste...

Don't call a fake unicorn a horse! It'll get pissed! In CarousHELL, Duke, a unicorn on a carousel, decides today is the day to break free from the theme park and take revenge on everyone. Check out our website The Final Podcast Join the Discord https://discord.gg/nFSnEE9wG2 Follow us on Facebook The Final Podcast | Facebook Follow us on Instagram The Final Podcast (@thefinalpodcast) • In...

It's the 4th of July and Amity Island is bumping with sunshine, hotdogs, and danger? There's a shark threatening anyone who goes in the water and it's up to a sheriff, a marine biologist, and an old seaman to hunt the shark. Jaws is a Steven Spielberg classic and while it may not be a traditional horror movie, it is a creature-feature with some of the most memorable characters in fi...

We love horror movies, we love Summer, but we especially love Michael Madsen. If you combine all of these, you get Shark Season. A shark threatens Sarah and two friends on a tiny, sinking island. It's up to Michael Madsen to save the day from the comfort of his own home. Check out our website The Final Podcast Join the Discord https://discord.gg/nFSnEE9wG2 Follow us on Facebook The Final Podc...

Electronic sales just isn't enough to fulfill Shaun's life once his girlfriend, Liz, leaves him. Unfortunately, this breakup occurs in the  midst of a zombie apocalypse in London. Can Shaun be a hero, save his friends, and get his girl back? Watch the hilarious horror comedy, Shaun of the Dead starring Simon Pegg and Nick Frost and check out our review to find out. Brandon Prins, good fr...

Sorority sisters throw an Alice in Wonderland-themed party for Alice and everyone comes dressed as their favorite character from the story. However, the Jabberwocky has other plans and is out to kill the sisters. Are these killings tied to the murder of Alice's mother years back? We take a stab at reviewing Alice in Murderland a party that really never kicks off due to traps set all over the...

If you didn't know there is a sequel to The Blair Witch Project and we're reviewing it! Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 is the follow-up to the hit found-footage movie that came out a year earlier and tells the story of tourists who travel to Burkittsville to explore the mystery of the Blair Witch following the success of the movie.  This movie isn't great. Actually, it's pretty...

It's not everyday that a man of the cloth has the ability to turn into a dinosaur. It's also not everyday that dinosaurs fight crime. And it's definitely not everyday that a man of the cloth can turn into a dinosaur who fights crime and battles dragon warrior-seeking ninjas.  We review The VelociPastor, a movie totally worth its salt arriving sharing with us unprecedented charm. On...

If The Sentinel taught us one thing it's that nobody should ever move into a NYC apartment building. Alison moves into one in Brooklyn Heights overlooking the Manhattan Skyline to prove to herself she can do it instead of marrying her boyfriend, Michael, of 2 years and living with him. Unfortunately for her, she quickly meets the neighbors who come in and out of her place uninvited, finger th...

It's that time once again, it's Friday! The boys are back for another low-budget horror movie review. This time they are reviewing the long-awaited sequel to a film The Final Podcast reviews almost two years ago: Rise of the Scarecrows. There are no shortage of laughs in this movie as the boys discuss Rise of the Scarecrows: Hell on Earth. Check out our review of Rise of the Scarecrows o...

It is said that the 2008 remake of the 80's slasher classic Prom Night is our good friend Melissa's favorite movie. We have previously seen both the remake and the original movie and were not fans of either. However, that was a long time ago. It's prom season now and we have Melissa back on the show to talk about this movie as well as let Bryan and Shane experience their first prom....

Grab your glass of white wine, Friday is here and we are reviewing a movie that features a killer llama from outer space killing everyone. When was the last time you saw a llama with red eyes that can shoot lasers and make people implode? Our guess is probably never until you see Llamageddon. Is a movie with such an amazing title worth the watch? Check out our review and watch the movie. Music Cre...

Interestingly enough, you can actually inherit Leatherface. In Texas Chainsaw 3D , a young woman travels to Texas with her friends to check on a house she inherited and soon realizes that part of what's hers, is the chainsaw wielding Leatherface locked in the basement. In the last week of Alexis Texas Chainsaw Massacre Month, we decide to review Texas Chainsaw 3D starring Alexandra Daddario a...

It's Friday once again and this week the crew is discussing the sequel or what is conceived to be the follow up to Titanic with Titanic II. It's a story of laughs, love, heartbreak, did we mention laughs? This movie redefines the meaning of poor CGI. What are the people expecting when they board the luxury cruise liner known as the Titanic II which has been hyped to be better than ever?...

Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation is the wildest, craziest, and by far the most nonsensical sequel to a slasher ever made. Not only does it not relate to the Sawyer family, not only is our slasher villain a scared little girl, not only is Matthew McConaughey out of his mind, this movie has potentially one of the worst twists we've seen in horror movies. But is it worth the watch? I...