the feral forecast

what’s up cunts? happy tuesday once again - this is the cosmic meeting place where everybody has a voice and nobody has a face (what?) exactly. venus enters virgo. the sun conjoins mercury Rx in cancer a soft devotional era is upon us - will you surrender? xoxo, the feral feline Get full access to the feral feline at theferalfeline.substack.com/subscribe

what’s up cunts? it’s another tuesday where i endlessly talk into the ether about astrological transits and my own personal anguish - ah, who wouldn’t want to listen to that?! y’all - mars is goin crazy this week. mars is crazy cunt embodied this week. we love that. and also - we kinda hate that. confused? well, listen to me talk and you might experience clarity. or you might just end up more conf...

what’s up sluts? happy tuesday we got a lot goin on this week - are you ready to commit even deeper to the desires of your heart?! no?!? god doesn’t care - She needs you now. get in babe - we’re excavating the desires of the heart and transmuting them into a pretty piece of physical matter reality. okay. yeterli. enough. forever your little slut, the feral feline. Get full access to the feral feli...

what’s up cunts? it’s your favorite day of the week - meaning - a new episode of the feral forecast is out and everybody wins. except for pedophilic billionaires - they lose. okay! happy solstice! happy cancer season! come over and cry with me! until next time (tuesday), the feral feline. Get full access to the feral feline at theferalfeline.substack.com/subscribe

what’s up you cunty piece of pie? did you miss me? did you not even know i was gone? oh, to be so vastly insignificant - a blessing and a curse. anyways - we’ve got a new moon in gemini and venus entering leo. the lion roars. the messenger speaks. don’t shoot me okay - enough until next time, xoxo the feral feline. Get full access to the feral feline at theferalfeline.substack.com/subscribe

MY LOVELY CUNTS HAPPY FULL MOOOOOONNNNNNN IN SAGGGGGGGGGG YAAAAAASSSSSSSSS GET OUT THERE SIS! WHAT STUDY DO YOU WANNA TOPIC? YES - I SAID WHAT I SAID. AND I FUCKING MEANT IT. GO INSANE FOR THE SAKE OF A GODLY TIME. REMEMBER - YOUR INSANITY IS A HOLY PRAYER IF YOU WANNA LEARN MORE YOU GOTTA LISTEN TO ME SPEAK. SORRY! OKAY BYE XOXO THE FERAL FELINE. Get full access to the feral feline at theferalfel...

hello my cunty comrades last week i posted the same episode twice so now that you all know i am a piece of shit - i can speak freely. lol. instead of saying: sit down and shut up i will now say: sit down and speak freely a new episode of the feral forecast is out and therefore we must dance. your insanity is a holy prayer xoxo, the feral feline Get full access to the feral feline at theferalfeline...

HELLO MY COMRADES-IN-CUNT TODAY IS ANOTHER TUESDAY AND I AM STILL THE SAME VESSEL WITH A DIFFERENT DESIRE THAT IS UNBEKNOWNST TO EVEN ME I WONDER WHEN I WILL KNOW I WONDER IF I HAVE ALREADY FOUND OUT REGARDLESS OF WHATEVER I AM SAYING - ANOTHER EPISODE OF THE FERAL FORECAST IS OUT WHICH MEANS IT’S TIME TO SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO A FERAL CAT TALK ABOUT ASTROLOGY OKAY??!!?!! OKAY. XOXO THE FERAL FELIN...

heyyyy loves i’m sorry for the late post :/ the virgo in me cries and profusely apologies for being hours late on the upload. PLEASE FORGIVE MEEEEE okay. it’s a new moon in taurus. everybody deserves universal healthcare. and sometimes we just need to say things because they are funny. and that’s all for now. xoxo, the feral feline Get full access to the feral feline at theferalfeline.substack.com...

HELLO MY CUNTS OF THE COLLECTIVE TODAY I BRING FORTH ANOTHER COSMIC MESSAGE WITH MY BEST FRIEND marigold river COMMUNITY LIVING IS THE ONLY WAY FORWARD INDIVIDUALISTIC RUMORS WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE DON’T RUIN YOUR LIFE HAVE A SLEEPOVER WITH YOUR BEST FRIENDS COOK MEALS TOGETHER ANNOY THE FUCK OUT OF EACH OTHER SAY YOU’RE SORRY DO A TANTRIC GRIEF RITUAL AND GET THE FUCK ON WITH YOUR LIFE !! OKAY I LOV...

hey you crazy control freaks - (takes one to know one) speaking of control, and how we have none of it, i technically accidentally published this one early. and now god won’t let me change it. so i had to make a whole new post. and send out a whole nother email. in the denver airport. so, this is all to say, sometimes - we rlly just don’t have control :/ so we gotta work around it we gotta work wi...

hey you crazy control freaks (takes one to know one) sometimes - we rlly just don’t have control :/ i’m sorry :/ the virgo in me cries with you. anyways - catch you in the ether xoxo, the feral feline Get full access to the feral feline at theferalfeline.substack.com/subscribe

what’s up my cunty comrades? venus & uranus enter gemini meaning - everybody is a curious cunt searching for new ways to relate to themselves and the world. and lots more happens this week but in order to find out what that is you’ll have to shut up & listen. forever your Sister in Cunt, the feral feline. Get full access to the feral feline at theferalfeline.substack.com/subscribe

what’s up cunts? where are you starving? where are you wanting MORE from life? demand your right to be Fed. demand your right to be Full. demand God give it to you. and when you don’t get it right away - throw some ass in your room and trust in God’s timing. look - it’s an intense week out here babes. everybody’s asshole is extra-tight. be gentle where you can be soft where you can don’t force it...

hello my freaky friends - i’m exhausted. and it’s aries season. remember to take breaks to prevent burn-out. remember to ask for help to prevent burn-out. remember to forgive yourself and let everyone else do the rest. okay - that’s all for now. see you in the next life (episode) xoxo the feral feline. Get full access to the feral feline at theferalfeline.substack.com/subscribe

hey babes - it’s a full moon in libra meaning - we ain’t doing it alone anymore meaning - we are wearing our hearts on our sleeves and asking for help. break the curse of your own life - and ask for help. i love you biddybots see you in the next life (episode) - xoxo the feral feline Get full access to the feral feline at theferalfeline.substack.com/subscribe

what’s up my horny superstars? how are we doing? the times they are a’changing the sun conjoins saturn - everybody’s talkin’ business now venus enters taurus - everybody’s sleepin’ in now be a walking contradiction confuse the masses commit to the bit of being alive see you on the other side xoxo, the feral feline. Get full access to the feral feline at theferalfeline.substack.com/subscribe

DISCLAIMER: I AM HUMAN AND I MAKE MISTAKES. LIKE, IN THIS CASE, WHERE I say that venus is in pisces. venus is not in pisces. venus is in aries. and on wednesday, venus in aries squares jupiter in cancer. you will hear me correct this towards the end of the episode. but i liked the message that came through. so i kept the mistake and didn’t re-record. judge me if you want - but i’m literally a virg...

hey babes ;) it’s me again - your favorite cunt dishin’ out what i can’t take in. like a true virgo (sun & rising). anyways - venus enters aries. and a bunch of other stuff happens to. tune in and get turned on. the road is never ending and so we must ride. xoxo, the feral feline. Get full access to the feral feline at theferalfeline.substack.com/subscribe

hey babes - first things first —> book a venus embodied session with me HERE second things second - i’ll be sending more info out about my donation based rage ritual. more on that soon. i’ll send a little email out here too :) thirdly, i pray this eclipse season treats you kindly. i pray you feel supported and held in your transitions and endings. i pray you come home to yourself. i pray you get e...

IT’S PISCES SEASON BITCH. AND ALSO ECLIPSE SEASON. AND ALSO A LUNAR NEW YEAR. IF YOU ARE CONFUSED - GOOD. IF YOU HAVE CLARITY - ALSO GOOD. IT’S ALL GOOD MY FRIENDS. WE’RE GONNA BE OKAY. AND IF YOU DON’T FEEL OKAY - THAT’S OKAY TOO. UNDERNEATH EVERYTHING - A SPELL IS BEING CAST. xoxo, the feral feline Get full access to the feral feline at theferalfeline.substack.com/subscribe

remember babes - it ain’t over until it’s really fuckin over. and it hasn’t started until it’s really fuckin started. this week - you’re not in control (you never were) but this week - that truth just get’s more and more clear. surrender with grace. die into love. eclipse season is here. but fear not - the angels are always watching which is to say, you are never alone xoxo the feral feline

okay babes. here she is. and here we are. we’re making the shift from aquarius to pisces and eventually clarity comes. i love you deeply and see the ache in your heart xoxo, the feral feline Get full access to the feral feline at theferalfeline.substack.com/subscribe

hey my little biddybots, happy full moon in leo it’s a sexy time to reclaim your childhood dreams and step deeper into the truth of your heart remember to fight the good fight and go easy on yourself it’s still winter

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