the feral forecast

what’s up sluts? it’s us again, sydney and jordan, two heavenly whores deeply devoted to art of VENUS AND ALL HER GLORY in this episode - we’re giving you a taste of your specific Muse, meaning, we’re going through all the signs. we’re naming your gifts and your shadows. we’re casting spells for the evolution of your PLEASURE. we’re doing it all in this wild venus musing that took us WEEKS to reco...

what’s up cunts it’s me again - your favorite holy astrologer who is confused on whether or not they fully subscribe to western astrology but is nonetheless preaching about the transits it prescribes. what i am sure of is that i want to Keep Talking. so, here is me talking. about the nature of relating. and being insane. and signing up for things that you barely have any experience in. and struggl...

LOOK - I AM NOT PROMISING YOU ALL A HAPPY ENDING I AM PROMISING YOU ALL A DEEP DEVOTION TO WHAT IS TRUE. I AM NOT PROMISING YOU ALL PERFECTION IN MY PURSUIT OF THIS TRUTH - I AM PROMISING YOU A MESSY UPHEAVAL OF SOCIETAL BULLSHIT THAT CAGES OUR INHERENT HUMANITY AND TURNS US INTO SOUR BABIES WITH FRAGILE EGOS - OKAY? TAMAM MI? IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT THAT LAST PHRASE DON’T WORRY IT’S TURKISH. LOOK...

what’s up internet cunts? in this episode, i have deliciously combined two weeks into one hour. why? why did i switch things up? because, my friends, i am busy. i am a busy bee, buzzing all over the place. so i needed to take action NOW. before i get too busy and neglect the hive (this podcast) - are you following, or am i being too metaphorical? am i being “too neptunian” - as the astrologers say...

what’s up venusian babes? this is a VERY SPECIAL EPISODE, featuring a dear friend of mine, jordan/goat. jordan is an astrologer, performance artist, and mystic visionary that dies into love on the daily. i am so honored to be her friend and, now, her creative collaborator

what’s up sluts? it’s a busy week there is TMI up in the SKY it’s time to take a bath and remember that you can’t get to the destination unless you pay attention to the details - okay? s l o w d o w n. slow down. and humble yourself wit the humiliation of being alive. okay? okay. take 10 deep breaths in the morning and cook yourself breakfast. it really is that simple. i promise. oh ! and don’t fo...

heyyyyy babe listening to myself speak is really uncomfortable i fucking hate it and so i do it every week because something about it is also incredibly fun. i’m ovulating and i can’t tell if i have a crush or i just wanna fuck. i can’t stop overthinking. i’m analyzing everything i do because it’s virgo season. and i didn’t rub my chakras before bed last night. xoxo, the feral feline Get full acce...

hello my loves today is a very special day aka: my birthday jk my birthday was yesterday 8/24/1999 but today! today - today this podcast is released and we have a partial lunar eclipse in Pisces and a mercury cazimi in Virgo so like - it’s a cosmic swirl of verbal language. okay? okay. xoxo the feral feline Get full access to the feral feline at theferalfeline.substack.com/subscribe

hey biddy bots little forget me nots - have you forgotten me? already? it’s only been a week since we last spoke or - rather - i spoke and you listened to me through phone speakers or headphones (in-ear / over-ear) i’ve gotta go look at an apartment. send prayers - i’m ready to settle. lot’s of love to You and whatever’s True. xoxo the feral feline Get full access to the feral feline at theferalfe...

YALL I OVERSLEPT MY HAIR IS A MESS IT’S A SOLAR ECLIPSE IN LEO BUCKLE UP BABES - THE COSMIC SHOCK WAVE HAS ENTERED THE CHAT AND BOY DO THEY GOT SOMETHING TO SAAAAAAY LET THE TRUTH OF YOUR HEART SPEAK AND THEN IT IS ALL OKAY XOXO THE FERAL FELINE Get full access to the feral feline at theferalfeline.substack.com/subscribe

what’s up sluts? happy saturday (except it’s tuesday) or maybe it is saturday when you read this it’s monday when i’m writing this it will be tuesday when this is published the internet has hijacked the concept of time the future is now and you are reading this at an arbitrary time. posting on the internet is like throwing a rock in the ocean. except for it’s nothing like that at all so. lot’s of...

what’s up cunts it’s the same thing in a different flavor just how we like to taste it what’s going on with you? where does it hurt? what shape would your hands make if they weren’t so concerned about making it perfect tune in & get turned on babes the future is now you fuckin freak xoxo the feral feline Get full access to the feral feline at theferalfeline.substack.com/subscribe

what’s up cunts? how are we doing? are you going insane? good. the world needs you this way. the world also needs you to step out on stage and share the truth of your fucking heart. it’s leo szn for christ’s sake. the time to shake ass & shine in the name of the LORD is NOW. okay? okay. listen to my podcast please i need you. okay - that’s all for now you kinky hoe. xoxo the feral feline. Get full...

hey cunts - it’s me again. damn, this is uncomfortable, this whole “being alive and getting rejected” thing. i guess all we can do is pray and gather with people and hold the paradox so. that’s all for now. tune in and get turnt - the gods are feverish. xoxo, the feral feline Get full access to the feral feline at theferalfeline.substack.com/subscribe

what’s up cunts? happy tuesday once again - this is the cosmic meeting place where everybody has a voice and nobody has a face (what?) exactly. venus enters virgo. the sun conjoins mercury Rx in cancer a soft devotional era is upon us - will you surrender? xoxo, the feral feline Get full access to the feral feline at theferalfeline.substack.com/subscribe

what’s up cunts? it’s another tuesday where i endlessly talk into the ether about astrological transits and my own personal anguish - ah, who wouldn’t want to listen to that?! y’all - mars is goin crazy this week. mars is crazy cunt embodied this week. we love that. and also - we kinda hate that. confused? well, listen to me talk and you might experience clarity. or you might just end up more conf...

what’s up sluts? happy tuesday we got a lot goin on this week - are you ready to commit even deeper to the desires of your heart?! no?!? god doesn’t care - She needs you now. get in babe - we’re excavating the desires of the heart and transmuting them into a pretty piece of physical matter reality. okay. yeterli. enough. forever your little slut, the feral feline. Get full access to the feral feli...

what’s up cunts? it’s your favorite day of the week - meaning - a new episode of the feral forecast is out and everybody wins. except for pedophilic billionaires - they lose. okay! happy solstice! happy cancer season! come over and cry with me! until next time (tuesday), the feral feline. Get full access to the feral feline at theferalfeline.substack.com/subscribe

what’s up you cunty piece of pie? did you miss me? did you not even know i was gone? oh, to be so vastly insignificant - a blessing and a curse. anyways - we’ve got a new moon in gemini and venus entering leo. the lion roars. the messenger speaks. don’t shoot me okay - enough until next time, xoxo the feral feline. Get full access to the feral feline at theferalfeline.substack.com/subscribe

MY LOVELY CUNTS HAPPY FULL MOOOOOONNNNNNN IN SAGGGGGGGGGG YAAAAAASSSSSSSSS GET OUT THERE SIS! WHAT STUDY DO YOU WANNA TOPIC? YES - I SAID WHAT I SAID. AND I FUCKING MEANT IT. GO INSANE FOR THE SAKE OF A GODLY TIME. REMEMBER - YOUR INSANITY IS A HOLY PRAYER IF YOU WANNA LEARN MORE YOU GOTTA LISTEN TO ME SPEAK. SORRY! OKAY BYE XOXO THE FERAL FELINE. Get full access to the feral feline at theferalfel...

hello my cunty comrades last week i posted the same episode twice so now that you all know i am a piece of shit - i can speak freely. lol. instead of saying: sit down and shut up i will now say: sit down and speak freely a new episode of the feral forecast is out and therefore we must dance. your insanity is a holy prayer xoxo, the feral feline Get full access to the feral feline at theferalfeline...

HELLO MY COMRADES-IN-CUNT TODAY IS ANOTHER TUESDAY AND I AM STILL THE SAME VESSEL WITH A DIFFERENT DESIRE THAT IS UNBEKNOWNST TO EVEN ME I WONDER WHEN I WILL KNOW I WONDER IF I HAVE ALREADY FOUND OUT REGARDLESS OF WHATEVER I AM SAYING - ANOTHER EPISODE OF THE FERAL FORECAST IS OUT WHICH MEANS IT’S TIME TO SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO A FERAL CAT TALK ABOUT ASTROLOGY OKAY??!!?!! OKAY. XOXO THE FERAL FELIN...

heyyyy loves i’m sorry for the late post :/ the virgo in me cries and profusely apologies for being hours late on the upload. PLEASE FORGIVE MEEEEE okay. it’s a new moon in taurus. everybody deserves universal healthcare. and sometimes we just need to say things because they are funny. and that’s all for now. xoxo, the feral feline Get full access to the feral feline at theferalfeline.substack.com...

HELLO MY CUNTS OF THE COLLECTIVE TODAY I BRING FORTH ANOTHER COSMIC MESSAGE WITH MY BEST FRIEND marigold river COMMUNITY LIVING IS THE ONLY WAY FORWARD INDIVIDUALISTIC RUMORS WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE DON’T RUIN YOUR LIFE HAVE A SLEEPOVER WITH YOUR BEST FRIENDS COOK MEALS TOGETHER ANNOY THE FUCK OUT OF EACH OTHER SAY YOU’RE SORRY DO A TANTRIC GRIEF RITUAL AND GET THE FUCK ON WITH YOUR LIFE !! OKAY I LOV...

hey you crazy control freaks - (takes one to know one) speaking of control, and how we have none of it, i technically accidentally published this one early. and now god won’t let me change it. so i had to make a whole new post. and send out a whole nother email. in the denver airport. so, this is all to say, sometimes - we rlly just don’t have control :/ so we gotta work around it we gotta work wi...