the feral forecast

hey babes it’s me again - you’re favorite cunt here to tell you all about this weeks astrology which is a fuckton of astrology so imma just keep it simple and say i love you and kiss you goodnight xoxo ~the feral feline Get full access to the feral feline at theferalfeline.substack.com/subscribe

hey sexy slice of heaven ;) are you ready? probably not - but go for it anyways. i love you and i believe in you and if you want some astrological embodied yummy help - BOOK A SESSION WITH MEEEEE ;) always & forever - xoxo, the feral feline Get full access to the feral feline at theferalfeline.substack.com/subscribe

heyyyyyyyyyyy babeeeeeee - it’s a “new year” (Gregorian) it’s a full moon (Cancerian) listen up and drink warm fluids the Gods are conspiring in your favor the cycle of loving & losing is unending and yet we still Love. i love you happy “new year” xoxo, the feral feline Get full access to the feral feline at theferalfeline.substack.com/subscribe

hi sluts happy end of year i am so tired - how are you? i am so proud of you for all the work you do. and don’t do to ache is to be alive xoxo, the feral feline Get full access to the feral feline at theferalfeline.substack.com/subscribe

EVERYBODY SIGN UP FOR PAULA’S TRANSFORMATIVE CREATIVE IMMERSION!! LINK HERE & enjoy this musing on all things neptune in pisces with the pisces mystic herself, Mystical Kink hold onto your dreams - and let go of the ones that were never yours in the first place. xoxo the feral feline Get full access to the feral feline at theferalfeline.substack.com/subscribe

hey my freaky feral friendssssss - how are we doing? like for real - how are we doing? for some of us - it’s dark and cold all the time - how is that for you? are your boundaries feeling productive or over-protective? are you confused? dear God the planet neptune just has us all so fucking confused and honestly i’m leaning in and loving it. oh, and if you want, book a reading or buy an astro poem...

what’s up babybots? another week, another agglomeration of cosmic happenings. how are we doing? with all the endless stream of thoughts that the gemini full moon brought? and the frustration of all the mars square aspects? and the dreamy dis/illusionment of neptune stationing direction? listen - it’s never gonna happen unless you get out of bed and make it happen. and, also, sometimes you need to...

BEEP BOOP BOP IT’S GEMINI O’CLOCK AND NOBODY SAW THAT COMING OR MAYBE YOU DID BC YOU’RE AN ORACULAR BADDIE AND I LOVE THAT ABOUT YOU. so yeah it’s a gemini full moon and we’re talking a lot and writing a lot and releasing our message into the world bc OUR VOICE FUCKING MATTERS. yes - i’m talking to you queen. okay. tune in and turn up - it’s a fun full week (but not without those boundaries) i lov...

what’s up sluts? how we doing - after all that last week? well this week, it gets a little sweeter, a little lighter, but not without it’s surprises. and subtle shifts. or SEISMIC shifts. who knows?? only you, only God *sigh* so have some fun drink some herbs go for a walk and listen to me talk all about these tantric transits xoxo i love you a lot plz don’t forget that. xoxo, the feral feline Get...

join me as i chaotically muse about this weeks transits and also almost miss my therapy appointment. mercury is retrograde and so are we. mercury Rx cazimi gives us a glimmer of hope amidst all this confusion, the new moon in scorpio gives us a deep confrontation with the Truth. we dance to integrate the unseen forces that bind us. and then the sun enters sagitarrius - and suddenly everyone is lau...

the dreams that never die are the ones that hurt the most. stop censoring yourself and start loving your neighbor. you’re not free without Love, you’re just not. so cry about it and commit to loving every goddamn part of yourself. go on a walk and put your pelvis at the fucking center. talk to your ancestors and don’t give up on what matters. and what matters is becoming more and more of yourself....

hello my sweet precious earth angel babies. you know what time it is. it’s the time where sleep is nary and the sky is scary - meaning - we are not afraid. we are just learning how to love. i am not afraid of you, i am just learning how to love you. help me learn how to love you, deeper than you’ve ever been loved before. oh yeah, and it’s a full moon week. and a lot is happening with mars and plu...

it’s not a forecast but it’s still feral - welcome to this podcast’s first ever COLLAB with the one and only PAULA (@mysticalkink) a fellow aquarius moon and wild devotee of the mystery. join us for this hour as we muse on all things erotic all things aquarian all things shadows and omg don’t forget: SHADOW WORK WITHOUT JOY IS TORTURE!! so don’t forget when we are working with our shadow selves we...

hey babes. my favorite holiday is coming up. and if you thought i meant Samhain, you’re close. the real answer is revealed in this podcast. ooo - she’s so mysterious. better listen in and find out ;) xoxo i love you so much don’t forget to protect your precious and holy power it’s the only chance we’ve got at dismantling all this hyper-masculine capitalistic systems of oppression. see you on the o...

"i wish i was my own ex-girlfriend" what’s up sluts? it’s scorpio szn aka the sexiest szn aka get in loser we’re doing shadow integration and shameless truth telling. in this weeks episode, i share way too much information about my personal life and tell you a little bit about the stars too. okay, a lot a bit about the stars. okay it’s a grand water trine let’s all cry and sing songs and dance and...

hello my feral friends back at it again this time - the moon is new in libra and i’ve got some shit to say about what it means to be so heartbreakingly human so heartbreakingly loved, and alive and needed. goddamn - you are so fucking NEEDED in this world - anyways, we talk about the stars too may this please your ears and open your hearts and transform you into the cosmic slut that God knows you...

we all have a parts of ourselves that are terrified of our own potential that are terrified of how powerful we truly are we are terrified - because we are taught to outsource our power to the “people in power” but the truth is babe, those people are just wounded insecure children dressed in fancy adult suits - don’t give them more than they deserve pluto stations direct. venus enters libra. find y...

aries full moon. mercury enters scorpio then squares pluto the truth sets you free (gets you off) anger is sexy until it’s unnecessarily destructive. check yourself. use your anger productively - not hyper-destructively. okay my sweet babies - enjoy this long diatribe. i made it just for you ;) *kisses you everywhere* *except for the spot that you want it the most* ~the feral feline OH AND IF YOU...

what’s up sluts? welcome home - yeah, i technically have two introduction posts for the feral forecast (on substack - if you’re confused, don’t worry, we are all xoxo) sue me. sue me - daddy. please, daddy, sue me. anything for attention oh - anything for attention, especially attention from my dead father. oops - she brought her dead daddy into the chat on episode one???? little soon… little desp...