The Exorcist Minute

On this episode of The Exorcist Minute: What, me worry, Dimmy? From now on, let Father Cutesy Flip do the jokes I think…we’re all the Godfather Hell in a USB. We both agree it’s a good thing I’m not running for Jesus. But if anyone’s running for the devil, we vote for David Bowie! I remember a line that was NEVER in the movie! No one was expecting the Spanish Inquisition! We recap the Problem of E...

On this episode of The Exorcist Minute:  Let’s take the next Exorcist plane to Exorcist Camp  A fencing tennis boxing dance.  Have you ever had a dream that That you, um, you had, you'll, you would You could, you do, you would you want you You could do some, you...  I prove that I would die in a fencing match  Father Karras realizes he’s in “The Exorcist” PUNKED! With Chris MacNeil ...and more! --...

On this episode of The Exorcist Minute: Little Dimmy with the movie star the symbolism of dictionaries  this bridge is a metaphor for…bridges.  Showing up at Marlowe-Con dressed as Mercutio  I apologize for doing my homework  The Jung and the Restless  Did info about Chris’s party get leaked?  A reading from the Book of Blatty A Birthday Surprise  …and more! --- Learn more about supporting this po...

On this episode of The Exorcist Minute: OOPS! All Linda Blair! A whole new can o' balls A lot of people don't know, but Frankenstein is actually the name of the movie DO YOU KNOW WHAT HE DID?! TO ELLEN BURSTYN?!! Pepé Le Pew is grosser than Captain Howdy Saint Kynan, martyred podcast host. Karl is LITERALLY on the cutting room floor... A reading from the Book of Blatty ...and more! --- Learn more...

On this episode of The Exorcist Minute: *Trigger warning* - this one is EXTRA explicit!  The Aristorcist!  You know what they say about surfboard feet….  I thought I was on the teacups!  NONE of this is fun!  This is NOT Poltergeist!  Crazy person > Ghost  Who left this KARL on the floor?! Special thanks again to @ExorcistReviews on Youtube!  The Minute You’ve Never Heard!  …and more! --- Learn...

On this episode of The Exorcist Minute:  Kynan’s fridge experiments  The Tell-Tale Turtle!  How embarrassing for the Penguin!  Oh, no, Captain Howdy’s doing standup again…  Kinderman lies about the autograph…but which thing is the lie???  What’s YOUR favorite Hollywood death?  Wagner and Walken wouldn’t say what they did, but Nathalie Wood.   “BATARANG!” - Dante Bosco  A reading from the Book of B...

On this episode of The Exorcist Minute: Teenage Killers Makin’ Turtles! Who accepts a second cup of coffee?! Scary bears (or creepy sheep) down the in Uncanny Valley Peppa Sow?! Chris tries to squirrel out of an interrogation... But Kinderman is reading between the lions! Serial killers were much Dahmer back in the 70's If you’re an angel, text before coming over ...and more! --- Learn more about...

On this episode of The Exorcist Minute: You know what this minute needs? MORE coffee!  Jiminy Cricket!  What’s YOUR favorite minced oath?  *Expletive Deleted!*  I believe in Gosh, and his son, Jeepers….  “They can’t say ‘damn!’ They’re from the thirties!”  Christopher Columbus - the WORST expletive  “Oh, I just remembered, I left the murder weapon on…”  “I’m there Robert Redford now!” Did YOU noti...

On this episode of The Exorcist Minute: LongFaceBook: the social media platform preferred by Horsemans everywhere Lester "remembers" the difference between a monologue and a soliloquy  'Tis true - Burke hath the falling sickness Are our brains like ogres....or like onions? Remember that scene where Anthony Hopkins licked his own eyes? Did you say "Michael Caine," or "My cocaine?" Some bears just w...

On this episode of the Exorcist Minute: LJC does ASMR A magic carpet for bacteria! Kinderman is a darling Blatty had trouble murdering. Unlike Burke.  Turns out the killer ... was Blatty. You know what I like to do when I'm bathing with my buddies? SING! We are slowly turning into The Lord Of The Rings Minute... Dr. Suss's Cat in the Hat! A reading from the Book of Blatty ...and more! --- Learn mo...

Just look at Karl's guilty face! "Moooom, can we take the ceilings off?" Again with the ascending Kinderman! Schleppin' up the steps! Chris, I'm a horse girl now! A dusting most foul! "What do you think, Jesus?" Regan's America "Against the assault of laughter, this podcast can't stand." - Mark Twain We drop a pretty tasty teaser... A reading from the Book of Blatty ...and more! --- Learn more abo...

On this episode of The Exorcist Minute: What the hell is in that bucket?! I was the drummer for East Coast Filth Stephen King's reality-jumping cowboy Kynan tells a story...and I was there! Oops! All stairs! Bedtime with Karl Chris gets a cross...but across from where??? Chris has trouble with object permanence We fall into the Greek Tragedy Trap! Oedipus II: This time, it's complex... The debut o...

On this episode of The Exorcist Minute: The main villain of The Exorcist...is the Patriarchy. No, really.  Don't tell the normies, but magick is just wellness. With more candles.  Our brains are stupid and we can trick them.  The Placebo Effect on a BIBLICAL scale! Captain Howdy's Rocky Training Montage Is there a term for Exorcist fans?  Howdy Heads, Pazuzu Pals, and Catholics ...and more! --- Le...

On this episode of The Exorcist Minute: We mansplain mansplaining to you! Our Dr. Barringer says the craziest, nuttiest thing... A false start to Act II? I understand art now. Art is when they say the title. Star Wars: Revenge of the Rise of the Last Hope...Strikes Back.  Dr. Barringer Bears All: A Podcast About Bears...for Bears You've heard of the Exorcist...and you've heard of the Pope..... NOB...

On this episode of The Exorcist Minute: ...and foundation. "Sometimes a disorder of the nerves is better. Ayuh." "Ringu" as they say in the ol' Nihongo... The Three Musketeers: we also have swords (which we mostly use) Kynan DOES listen to the show, folks! "Doctor, my sleep paralysis demon has somnambulism!" The Zombie Who Laughs 🎵Caught in a Bad Necromance🎵 Dr. Barringer, played by Peter Master...

 On this episode of The Exorcist Minute: POP QUIZ: What is a galoot? No hot dog fingers? That's how you know it's a fiction. Praise the plastic overlords! That's our secret, Cap - we're always silly. Planes, Trains and Remember John Candy Is Dead "You know a listener - in sunny California, no less - went to jail for leaving three stars." Kynan says something really smart...but can't remember what...

On this episode of The Exorcist Minute: That's MISTER Professor Father Doctor Dyer to you! Annabelle Lee used to know the time...but nevermore! He died doing what he liked - dying.  Have you ever played four-dimensional-chess-poker-fencing? An effective detective masquerading as a defective detective... Who Explained Roger Rabbit Welcome to Scary Girl Possessed By A Demon Minute, with Schmaltzy De...

On this episode of The Exorcist Minute: If we had a Peter Falk podcast, it'd be called, "Just One Falken Minute" "How to Win Fiends and Exorcise Demons," by Dale Carnegie Remember that story about that one killer? Neither does Lester. DID YOU KNOW: on a good day, the number of bones in your body is actually very specific. Jumping ahead (a backwards head!) The Exorcist: The Zootopia Cut! Pagans gon...

On this episode of The Exorcist Minute: Silly Billy! (Blatty - Mustache) = Judd Hirsche??? Karl's evil twin....Kyle! Do people ever tell Lester that he looks like Michael B. Jordan? No, they do not.  I would watch EVERY movie in the Michele Yeoh - Verse MYU > MCU  Detective Child Man! Cagey Karras We're only talkin' about Shaft - can you dig it?  What and excellent day for throwing your cohost...

On this episode of The Exorcist Minute: We thought we were some slick sleuths, but we missed the Hidden Kinderman. Cragslist: best online marketplace for sentient rocks this side of the multiverse!  "I see you seeing me." A flavor blasted Jeez-It  Ah, The French! Academy Award - winning film by William Fried. Regan and the Chipmunks Actor Bio: Lee J. Cobb! The madness to "The Method." Playing agai...

A Reading from the Book of Blatty As humans, even our non-human characters are human....if that makes any sense. Did we mention that Zeus was an A-hole? #justiceformedusa I have no words for it, and so I call it Baja Blast New Coke is the truth, and the way, and the light, and Pepsi. "It's not your fault, Regan. But also, I hate you." That's So Regan! Remember Colorforms? Because we don't! Cap'n H...

On this episode of The Exorcist Minute: Imaginary friends and existential dread - they go together like peanut butter and existential dread! The man who KILLED Santa! The man who SAVED Santa.....with DEATH! Sunny-side-up-my- ASS! 🎵In The Hall of the Demon King 🎵 Are you gender-fluid, gender-solid, or gender-gaseous? Millennials: "We're trying our best." Call me KING Captain Howdy! Oh, yeah. Dr....

On this episode of The Exorcist Minute: 🎵Spider walk, spider walk, does whatever a contortionist can...🎵 You mean Burke fell down the famous Exorcist Stairs?! He died doing what he loved - shitting himself while going down the "up" escalator. What's YOUR preferred way to go? Un-dead, more like ALL-dead! "Burke's dead. Well...see ya later."  TWO minutes in one!? We talk about the alternate  cut o...

On this episode of The Exorcist Minute: ELIPSISM WARNING: This episode may contain frequent misuse of obscure vocabulary which can be triggering for some individuals. Listener desecration advised. Burke's been Pazoozed! You're watching TVYNS - We have ALL the Howdies! Netflix and delayed chill. Ke NOPE sia: the feeling you get when you enter a haunted house 🎵What's Burke got to do with it?🎵 🎵Do...

On this episode of The Exorcist Minute: The power bill of this place COMPELS you! Captain Howdy did a thing! Poltergeists, demons and dybbuks! (oh, my!) Possession is nine tenths of the law! Captain Howdy is home!  (on the range) To boo or not to boo All aboard the mono-log! Chris cross! ...and more! --- Learn more about supporting this podcast by becoming a member. It's just $5/month or $55/year....