The Exorcist Minute

On this episode of The Exorcist Minute: The real villain of Babe...is capitalism. The Great Gatsby, AKA "Rich White People Being Sad." SPOILERS: They don't get to tend the rabbits. We just BARELY avoid the Shakespeare Trap! The podcast that started the Communist Revolution! I bless the download (singular) in Africa It's hard not to stair when driving past an accident It's a Small Town, After All (...

On this episode of The Exorcist Minute: Dr. Taney and the Amazing Technicolor Glasses! Kynan admits that he's wrong about Hook...but not about Hoggle.  ...but which one of us is the deuteragonist? Clean, upstanding Muppets with jobs The Yellow Wallpaper is the trap! Remember, your teeth are just bones that you get dirty! There's a whole lotta lookin' goin' on... Pixar's POLY! Don't Go Ask Alice -...

On this episode of The Exorcist Minute: Taney Talking Time Will the real Slim Taney please stand up? A dirty over-the-shoulder  This neighborhood has a real stray doctor problem  We fall into the Cats Trap and explore the Un-Catty Valley! How many Lose-Your-Shit Coupons do YOU have left? "I touched all your little toy cars...and I didn't even enjoy it!" How To Flirt At Parties, with Kynan Dias and...

On this episode of The Exorcist Minute: "Please. Calle me Chris." We've been talking about Sally Field the whole ti-THE WHOLE TIME!!!  I'm just the robot brother. Teeny-Tiny-Taney-Sized We don't wanna call Jack Kirby a liar....we wouldn't like him when he's angry.  But that's his secret - he's always lying.  Once again into the Shakespeare Trap! From hysterical strength to old wives tales - have w...

On this episode of The Exorcist Minute: Warning - this is a REALLY silly minute! You maniacs! You spoiled it! Damn you all to hell! Dr. Taney's magic glasses Is New Math still new?! Is New Coke still Pepsi? Lions and gators and toads - MOTHER, PLEASE!!! Dr. Klein gets his temporal lobes scrambled Ritalin me THIS, Dr. Klein! *KAPOW!* "And the Oscar goes to Sally Field." "Keep away! The sow is mine!...

On this episode of The Exorcist Minute: In this hospital, the MACHINES sound like they're sick!  And Dr. Peacock said, "I didn't kill Mr. Body - he's my SON!" How is this possible??? My first cousin twice removed...or my second cousin once removed?  Kynan barks up the wrong family tree... He atac, he protec, and he check the fluid in the nec. When in doubt, f*ck the boiler Don't let Schrödenger's...

On this episode of The Exorcist Minute: Finding Pneumo! C - SQUIDS run. Run, SQUIDS, run! The Macy's Thanksgiving Brain Parade! we just can't stop GUSHING in this minute! Bloody Rags (sorry) You were RIGHT about the doctors! We talk about Rocky, and Kynan almost sucker-punches his mom! TEACHER CAGE FIGHT!!! SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!!!  Spilling the teacher tea...all over the overhead projector This ye...

On this Episode of The Exorcist Minute: Regan goes in for an oil change You know what this minute needs? More BROWN! Rejected title - What An Excellent Day For Fluids! How is it allowed to be Runny and sticky AND smelly? Are you team Jay Leno, or team Jamie Lee Curtis? Big Brother is watching you NOT make your bed!| No, your OTHER left lung! ...and more! FB Page: https://www.facebook.com/profile.p...

On this episode of The Exorcist Minute: What an excellent day for childhood trauma! You say "Ray-gun," I say "Ree-gun," let's call the whole thing  off. Don't press too hard when holding your own brain. Who says I can't pick my friend's nose? Captain Howdy's doin' it for the lulz What's on the easy listening channel in hell? From Quasimodo to Prince Adam! ...and more! --- Learn more about supporti...

On this episode of The Exorcist Minute: Is there a doctor in the audience? Have you seen The Titanic by the James Cameron?  It's your daughter's BRAIN! Somebody done stole her brain bones! Listeners in 3023...are you there...and are you aliens? A leision....or a LEGION??? Welcome to Lucifer Falls! Population: your mother! A flock of pigs, a country club of doctors....an embarrassment of podcasters...

On this episode of The Exorcist Minute: I'm CUCKOO for medallions! Sound bridges, L-cuts and J-cuts, oh,  my ! Our favorite doctor! Our only doctor... We're all just meat sleeves for wet bones Actually, we're long, skinny donuts. I don't  want  to think about my brain!  You ever see a corner eat a sandwich? A reading from the Book of Blatty ...and more! --- Learn more about supporting this podcast...

On this episode of The Exorcist Minute: Shakespeare OUT! All Brave Little Toasters Go To Hell Lester and Kynan are on the case to interpret this dream! (with big cigars that are definitely NOT Freudian in any way!) The persistence of vision - blink and you'll miss it! Please silence your rotary phones... Was the Captain Howdy face  inspired by a Japanese mask?   Yes and Noh... We are ALL monkeys!...

On this episode of The Exorcist minute: "Hey, Jesus! This guy don't know the words!" The persistence of good Everyone should know more about Snoopy! "Who's your wife?" "No, Who's on first !" We're BAD hombres! Y'ever just bleed outta yer whatever? A reading from the Book of Blatty ...and more! --- Learn more about supporting this podcast by becoming a member. It's just $5/month or $55/year. Visit...

On this episode of The Exorcist Minute Rocky Horror - shocking the hell outta squares and normies "I will trick you into sleeping with me." - Bugs Bunny Willie wants to see the Beatles, but Karl can't Let It Be.  Please write in and bully Kynan into reading the book! Steamboat Willie and Karl A loss for Captain Howdy? A reading from the Book of Blatty ...and more! --- Learn more about supporting t...

On this episode of The Exorcist Minute: Let's BREAK the movie by looking where we're not supposed to! We're actors, but we're not Chris MacNeil Linda Blair understood the assignment The Phantom Trap! The Angel of High School Theatre! Did YOU see the Hidden Howdy? The Exorcist Sitcom? Captain Howdy! "Thaaaaat's Meeeee!" *Cue music* ...and more! --- Learn more about supporting this podcast by becomi...

On this episode of The Exorcist Minute: The astronaut, the Jesuit, the candlestick maker... Is this what hanging out is? The Carmen Coincidence! Down on Toidy-Toid and Toid! Can I wear my devil costume in heaven? We check ourselves before we wreck ourselves A very UN-motivated camera Twinkle, Twinkle, Killer Configuration The Extended Blatty-verse! ...and more! --- Learn more about supporting this...

Bye, Burke! Don't you know there's a Cold War goin' on, Zuzu? The Return of The Shakespeare Trap! "Elementary, my dear mortals!" "Should I BE? Should I NOT BE?" - Hamlet Burke inception! BURK-CEPTION! My daughter's  PAZUZED! This movie is goofier than A Goofy Movie ! ...and more! --- Learn more about supporting this podcast by becoming a member. It's just $5/month or $55/year. Visit our website to...

On this episode of The Exorcist Minute: That's the magic of the movies, baby! It's so nice to see Karl smiling! As Oscar Wilde once said, "What's for dessert?" A reading from the Book of Blatty ANOTHER reading from the Book of Blatty! Another JESUIT DEAN! ...and more!   --- Learn more about supporting this podcast by becoming a member. It's just $5/month or $55/year. Visit our website to learn mor...

On this episode of The Exorcist Minute: Chekhov's Right Hook I try to flex on a non-visual medium! Is life just a series of punches in the face? The Shakespeare Trap revisited! We're so enwappened with this minute! Party at the MacNeils' house! This poor astronaut.... Wait....there's an extended Blatty-verse??? ...and more! *Father O'Malley's Article: https://www.americamagazine.org/arts-culture/2...

On this episode of The Exorcist Minute: How did I miss that she eats the priest collar?! The divestment of Dimmy Is Karras failing as a "father" or a son? Uncle Titos is actually Uncle John...but we don't care.  This episode answers the burning question: does Internet Explorer cause divorce? How do you solve a problem like Dimmy? Listen as we do research LIVE! (sort of) Am I a Cafeteria Catholic?!...

On this episode of The Exorcist Minute: We're dragging you down with us! Does Karras feel too little...or too much? OR is he  just lookin' at stuff? These ladies are REALLY good at makin' us feel REALLY bad! Welcome to Belleview! Abandon Hope All Ye Who Enter Here... "You know, it's funny..." Uncle Titos' Stand Up Tragedy! ...and more! --- Learn more about supporting this podcast by becoming a mem...

On this episode of The Exorcist Minute: Just a great, joke-filled, light-hearted romp! hopeless hospitals TVYNS - The Acronym You've Never Heard! Uncle Burke or Captain Howard? It's complicated Well, I guess I'm "Auntie" now... We fall into SO MANY TRAPS! Will we ever escape?! I AM TOTORO, ANGEL OF DEATH! Dr. Klein nicks himself trying to use Occam's Razor The day my Catholic priest told me there...

On this episode of The Exorcist Minute: Nobody better lay a goddamn finger on my goddamn Butterfinger Everything's comin' up Milhouse! What's YOUR favorite curse word? This was almost an X - rated movie?!! Listen as I try REALLY hard to swear! ...and more! --- Learn more about supporting this podcast by becoming a member. It's just $5/month or $55/year. Visit our website to learn more. Check out t...

On this episode of The Exorcist Minute: A giant, Mr. Burns desk Ha! I'm smarter than this doctor! Oh, shit! I'm smarter than this doctor! "Thar she blows! It's all berries, boys!" "I know what I have to do,  But I'm not sure I have the cojones to do it." - Adam Pile-Driver No, you can't play with Dr. Klein's toy cars! ...and more! --- Learn more about supporting this podcast by becoming a member....

On this episode of The Exorcist Minute: A not-so-quiet village.... Where is the mother of these kids?! "Hey everybody! We're all gonna do our homework !" Possessed by the devil...or just plain ol' boredom? Ever wonder why summers seem so much linger to kids? All Regan needed was a podcast! What the hell kind of office is this?! A DISORDER OF THE NERVES!!! ...and more! --- Learn more about supporti...