The Exorcist Minute

On this episode of The Exorcist Minute: What an excellent day for Freud! The Hag is in my sex cathedral! Live, Laugh, Scream in Terror Apparently we all have an Evil Queen story It's not the loogie we needed, but maybe the one we deserved. Why were so many people worried about trespassing?  ...and more! --- Learn more about supporting this podcast by becoming a member. It's just $5/month or $55/ye...

On this episode of The Exorcist Minute: It's not always about length! The exorcism has begun! A reading from the book of Blatty Why is Karl in the room?! Anton Theresa Chekhov The Patriarchy strikes again! "Justin Bieber's Monkey!" ...and more! --- Learn more about supporting this podcast by becoming a member. It's just $5/month or $55/year. Visit our website to learn more. Check out the other pod...

On this episode of The Exorcist Minute: There are BOOKS in Daddy's Room?  He's a crook! The demon is a crook! (and it's not even Nixon!) Hell sucks Chuck Norris's cock! Just strap the world onto your face! BRO SCIENCE! "The house is not a character!" There is only one. Merrin bashes Dimmy, and Dimmy is abashed.  What did the priest go into the perfume shop for? Ascent! ...and more! --- Learn more...

On this episode of The Exorcist Minute: It's a Hail Mary pass by Merrin! The Seventh Seal: This chess-terical comedy will have you pawn-dering life and the human condition! What's YOUR stage name? A reading from the Book of Blatty Judy Garland: Now with xylitol! Nobody crosses the Chuck Norris Bridge! Don't name the ticks! Father Merrin tells a grandpa joke! ...and more! Music: "Hopeful" by Cold C...

On this episode of The Exorcist Minute: Oh, no! The Amadeus is gonna get Mozart! Your childhood movies were DARK! A reading from the Book of Blatty Psalm 102 on minute 102 - is this a sign? We get into another fistfight about the layout of this goddamn house Daddy's Room (also knows as the library) Don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya! "Do you come to the MacNeal house often?" Wh...

On this episode of The Exorcist Minute: The Exorcist has arrived! PriestHub The most beautiful minute of the film? Watch out for Mickey! Was Merrin the last passenger of Capitol Cab?  This cabbie knows EVERYBODY! A reading from the Book of Yelp! Kynan RUINS the best shot for me (not really) We almost kill each other over a window What an excellent day for downers ...and more! --- Learn more about...

On this, our 100th episode of The Exorcist Minute: This show was brought to you by the letter X! We're not just filth peddlers, folks, we're CATHOLIC filth peddlers! We need a new Transubstantiation machine! There is only one....baked potato. The great popes of the past looking down at us A pontificating pontiff Apparently EVERYONE was at Woodstock! Okay, FINE, I'll watch Seinfeld! Obi Wan, Kenobi...

On this episode of The Exorcist Minute: in which the Bishop checks his mate This office is pretty sweet! Uh-oh! Possession O's! You know, that ship that sank! Dimmy's on the edge of his seat! Literally!  What flavor is that ring? Who put cookies in this sewing kit? What do they do with the plunger sticks??? "Well, he is in the background." ...and more! --- Learn more about supporting this podcast...

On this episode of The Exorcist Minute: Listeners - what do YOU remember about The Exorcist? Every Announcement Everywhere All AT Once! 6 extra seconds of bonus content! What makes a haunted house a haunted home?  Max Von Who? Howdy's Playhouse William Friedkin's Inside Out   Children of the Village of the Damned Corn ...and more! --- Learn more about supporting this podcast by becoming a member....

On this episode of The Exorcist Minute: I think therefore I am no one I try to explain the Silmarillion 2002 Extreme Sports Peter Jackson The Birds and the Bees with Uncle Kynan and Uncle Lester Your tongue knows how EVERYTHING feels! a reading with a BRAND NEW SCENE and a BRAND NEW CHARACTER! Father George Lucas Gauloises taste good like a cigarette should! Horror and terror and jumpscares, oh, m...

On this episode of The Exorcist Minute: Shhh! Chris plays her trump card (Truman card?) A reading from the Book of Blatty Karl's secret revealed!  TASUKETEI, SENPAI!  the Shakespeare trap revisited! (we forgot to cancel our subscription) GO HOYAS!!!  ANOTHER (secret!) reading from the Book of Blatty! A long, long time ago (Kynan can't remember) ...and more! --- Learn more about supporting this pod...

On this episode of The Exorcist Minute: We're so eco-friendly, we even recycle our jokes! Karras suddenly saw wine turn back into water Tappy the tap water! We realize we still don't know Merrin's name in the movie! Chris MacNeil knows her way around a bar, goddammit! Harry S. Truman and the Hendersons: It's Complicated! This is Daddy's room, where's Daddy? British fantasy vs American fantasy Karr...

On this episode of The Exorcist Minute: "What do you mean this phone dialogue is clunky and expositional?" This is daddy's room, and I'm the daddy now! Some god damn peace and quiet!  This one corporate trick - customers hate him! You made me admit that everything's fine! You bastard! 🎵Hey hey we're the pleasure seeking Monkees!🎵 Bad Catholic! Bad Catholic! Do you know what he did? Your cu**ing...

On this episode of The Exorcist Minute: Fr. David Mowry is back! Take 2! Our first recording got PAZUZED! NFI - Non Fungible Incense A Reading From The Book Of Blatty Isn't every joke Fr. Mowry tells technically a "dad" joke? A priest walks into a door Accidental Herod blessing daedsiekrub...daedsiekrub...mihssim...mihssim... Cadence is fun to say! Cadence, cadence, cadence... I don't remember say...

On this episode of The Exorcist Minute: Special guest Fr. David Mowry! I accidentally say the C-word in the presence of a priest! I love what you've done to this room! Pixar's "The Exorcist," with Beddy White! "Your daughter's not possessed - she's an X-Men! " Big, Chonky Buttons! Mirabile dictu, mirabile visu, let's call the whole thing off! We learn about French grammar - specifically, the posse...

On this extra-special, extra-literary BONUS episode: We interview author Alex Bledsoe and talk about his devilishly delightful book 'Dandelion!'  Oops! All treats! We are Walmart, and we are many! This episode is brought to you by TLC-Mart! We were raised Catholic, and Alex was raised Southern! Well, Kynan likes Upton Sinclair! Is the body of Christ gluten-free? ...and more! --- Learn more about s...

HOWDY folks! Because we stand with the WGA and SAG-AFTRA Strikes, we are temporarily changing the format of our show out of respect and solidarity. We will be pausing our "movie-centric" episodes until the strike is resolved. But fear not! We have a LEGION of BONUS episodes coming to you starting NEXT WEEK, plus information on how YOU can support the WGA and SAG-AFTRA strikes, and help us get back...

On this episode of The Exorcist Minute: Special guest Father David Mowry! Park your collar in the garage! A reading from the Book of Blatty The RETURN of Vatican II! Jesuits love a doctorate Another J-cut! (J for "jarring!") ANOTHER reading from the Boo of Blatty! "Pazuzu is playing 4d chess, while Karras is playing checkers." Never start an exorcism with a punch to the head ...and more! --- Learn...

On this episode of The Exorcist Minute: Karras is in DYER need of a friend!  A reading from the Book of Blatty  Vatican II: The Vaticaning!  I’m a BAD Catholic!  90 minutes in, we FINALLY get out of The Exorcist Trap here on The Lion King Minute!  MUFASA IS WATER!  Learning Japanese, we think we’re learning Japanese! (We really think so!)  And introducing our new friend, Xenie, the English-learnin...

On this episode of The Exorcist Minute: If an actor monologues in the woods and no one is around to hear it... We catch Chris (and Kynan!) monologuing! A Streetcar Named Existential Dread Once more into the Shakespeare Trap, dear friends! Eww! This burger is Iago-ey! Somebody give this lady a hug! "Anyone ever tell you you look like you committing crimes?" STELLA!!! ...and more!   --- Learn more a...

On this episode of The Exorcist Minute: Am I gonna get us CANCELED??? We discuss "The Problem of Pazuzu." Let there be lighting! Undercover Coven , starring Nick Cage! Love your neighbor as I'm lovin' it! Moriarty is a genius.... and a vampire?! What religion is Ironman? Because he's wrong! Goetia-Mon! Gotta catch 'em all! ...and more! --- Learn more about supporting this podcast by becoming a mem...

On this episode of The Exorcist Minute:  Can we be Blunt? “Passing gas” is not as funny as “breaking southwest wind.”  Infidelity with The Three Stooges  Not even our best friend’s ass makes a *boing* sound.  We analyze Regan’s post-Howdy era art  You say Daemon, I say Demon, let’s call the whole thing Genius  What’s God’s Social Security Number?  Regan’s got BATS in her belfry!     The Jesus Ques...

On this episode of The Exorcist Minute: A familiar voice! And starring Robin Williams as Regan! Bees can’t read! We visit the Hell Trap with a happier message! We fall into the Landlord Trap - the WORST trap of all! We explain to younger viewers about “leaving a message.” Adultery advice from 1977 Special appearance by Eileen Brennan! (Not really) Yo Mamma jokes with Captain Howdy! “If that’s true...

On this episode of The Exorcist Minute: WARNING: This episode is very....interesting. A reading from the Book of Blatty Karras meets his match in Captain Howdy! How to Win Fiends and Exorcise Demons Maslow's Hierarchy of Demon Needs General Gorilla The Exorcist: The Video Game Book Howdy would play chess with Karras... ...and movie Howdy would eat the pieces. SPOTLIGHT: Mercedes McCambridge! ...an...

On this episode of The Exorcist Minute: WHAT did Karl say???  This episode is brought to you by Mouse Trap!  Is Dimmy afraid that God DOES exist?  Kynan has a Revelation! (But it’s for the next minute…)  Is there a discount on the exorcism + baptism bundle?  Eighty-eight apps!  Please leave your exorcist a 5-star rating on the Priestr app  Lester gets angry about the Saints Club up in Heaven  When...