The Edgeheads™

😤 We’re taking a short breather. We’ll be back soon. Until then, from the Vault: Gregg tries to bring peace and calm to the chaos with a group anger management session. Breathing, visualization, counting to ten, you name it, he tries it. The result? The quietest screaming match you’ll ever hear. From Lance’s couture mantras to Nicky’s cologne denial, from Delores redefining “positive...

Something goes wrong. Apparently Nicky didn’t follow his own safety tips. Randy’s finger has a rocket ship bandage on it. It’s a cartoon, not Space X. It involves pliers, a piccolo, and a theory about performance enhancement that Nicky stands behind completely. Don’t go there. Sam did. Uncle Nicky’s 4th of July Safety Tips returns with new tips for the new year, covering fireworks, par...

Something is wrong with the reflecting pool. Again. It’s been painted, filled, turned green, drained, driven on, refilled, and is now being blamed for something horrible. Stu has the report. The crew convenes for a beta feedback session on The Edgeheads App. It’s one part product review, one part feature wish list, and one part medical testimonial. SAM has concerns. Nicky has a request and Paula h...

Randy is in the house! He takes the news of VGK falling short of winning the cup like a champ and, of course, keeps it positive. We bring out the Parasonic Transducer to communicate with the other side and get a very big surprise. So many questions and not enough time. Sam & Fish take their approach to social media very openly and seriously, and who are we to judge? We’re The Edgeheads, that’s...

Someone in Gregg’s neighborhood has a cat. The cat has a routine. The routine involves Gregg’s front yard. It’s not looking good.

 Also this week, Nicky shows up with a black eye and a story he absolutely does not want to tell. SAM needs to protect himself. The cast gets one paragraph to introduce themselves in The Edgeheads app. Happy hour was involved. It shows. And Stephen Colbert...

The Edgeheads are back and begging for trouble. SAM and Lance were involved in a weekend home improvement project that nobody authorized. Spoiler alert, Karen loved it. Stu covers the continuing collapse of CBS News with complete confidence and catastrophic inaccuracy. Lance has obtained a transcript of the infamous staff meeting, and that means it’s time for Edgeheads Theater. Lance returns with...

Season 2 kicks off with a bang, and a bill. After a mysterious delay (thanks, Nicky), the crew is back in the studio with unfinished business, unpaid invoices, and a chemical emergency in Southern California that somehow involves a 23-year-old pyramid scheme and industrial tanks. SAM has paperwork. Nicky has excuses. The Tribunal has a gavel and a very long list. Lance has opinions about wigs, Stu...

They are back! But they never really went away. Season 2 of The Edgeheads launches Thursday, May 21st. Based on available evidence, the Sphere is sending messages to aliens about Greenland. Question everyone. Nobody in the booth can be trusted, and Nicky has it on excellent authority. New episodes every Thursday. You’ve been warned.

The Edgeheads hit the Windy City in this wild Season 1 finale. From TSA chaos in Vegas to sightseeing misfires in Chicago, the crew navigates Malört shots, tourist traps, and more bean jokes than anyone asked for. But when it’s time to head home, things don’t go so smooth. A bathroom break, souvenir strife, and one very confused first-class upgrade leave the team fractured at O’Hare — and th...

🎬  The Edgeheads return with another round of unfiltered satire, kicking off with a Not-So-Cold Open about Vegas traffic cones rising again for the Formula 1 circus. From there, Gregg steers us into the E.S.B.’s road-rage blues anthem Cone Man , and Lance delivers a Hollywood Minute and a Half that mixes sharp gossip with a heartfelt nod to Robert Redford’s legacy. Stu drops in with Headline...

🎲 Vegas just lost its shuffle — The Golden Gate has pulled the plug on live dealers, and Nicky the Fish is not happy about it. From “bleep-bloop” blackjack to the confusion between the Macaroni and the Macarena, the gang takes a spin through Dancing Dealers, pole-dancing hypotheticals, and the disappearance of casino soul. Meanwhile, Lance serves up a Hollywood Minute-and-a-Half that runs three,...

🍲 The Edgeheads return with a plateful of culture-war comfort food as Cracker Barrel’s logo fiasco takes center stage. From “Uncle Cracker” to “Colon Blow Café,” the team can’t stop serving up new names for America’s most confused restaurant chain. Gregg gets on his soapbox about “reverse discrimination” (spoiler: it doesn’t exist), Paula sharpens the DEI statement into a roast, and Delores crunc...

🎉  Labor Day chaos meets milestone mayhem as The Edgeheads hit Episode 20. From a guacamole dispute and napkin nitpicking to Randy’s hamster troubles, again, no one can agree on anything — except that the show must go on. Lance swoons over a Swift engagement, Paula calls out everyone’s nonsense, and another hidden haiku. Meanwhile, ignorance goes pro in our new segment D’Merica, where we unp...

😤 This week, Gregg tries to bring peace and calm to the chaos with a group anger management session. Breathing, visualization, counting to ten — you name it, he tries it. The result? The quietest screaming match you’ll ever hear. From Lance’s couture mantras to Nicky’s cologne denial, from Delores redefining “positive expression” to Sam roasting marshmallows on his mental meadow, it’s Anti Anger...

This week, the Edgeheads serve up a full platter of chaos: Nicky’s gives his Masters Class, Lance’s Hollywood Minute and a Half on horror films and guess who, and a new nightclub reveal. We even read listener reviews that are somehow both glowing and deeply insulting. But the pièce de résistance? An ICE recruitment ad that promises patriotism, Fortnite “combat” credit, and your own personal face m...

👃Lance’s quest for a straighter nose turns into a full-on rhinoplasty roast, complete with unsolicited opinions, questionable medical facts, and an ESB song no one asked for. Meanwhile, Nicky isn’t convinced this “deviated septum” thing is real, Sam tries to keep the science straight, and Paula does what she does best—roll her eyes. Then, The Edgeheads Tribunal convenes to pass judgment on Greg A...

When a mysterious youth troop cons Nicky out of $100 and a dream of cookies, the studio descends into a blistering roast session, revealing how even the most streetwise among us can be suckered by a banner and badges. The crew examines the name of “the group” and unpacks what Nicky now calls “a leadership investment in Mesquite.” Spoiler alert: there were no cookies. Just a lollypop. Elsewhere, La...

🌀 This week on The Edgeheads , we tackle the collision of comedy and censorship—with a hamster on the loose and a cape that should’ve stayed in the museum. Randy drops off Alexander Hamsterton for a bit of hamster-sitting, which spirals as only it can. Lance delivers a heartfelt Hollywood Minute and a Half tribute (RIP to… who?), Gregg reads Weird Facts You Can’t Unlearn , and the cast chimes in...

🌴 This week, The Edgeheads examine the underbelly of summer travel, emotional support loopholes, and the danger of mixing HR with Coldplay. Nicky rants about a grocery store incident involving three Yorkshire terrors, the Tribunal bans a Cabinet member for confusing Medicaid with free farm labor, and Gregg delivers a dramatic reading of real hotel reviews that smell like pickles and despair. Mean...

It’s the debut of Welcome to The Roaring Twenties and pop culture gets the Edgeheads treatment in this high-stakes trivia battle where movie quotes, song lyrics, and iconic moments collide in a chaotic mashup quiz. Gregg hosts while Lance, Nicky, and Sam compete (and bicker) through three rounds of “increasing BS” Nicky. The points don’t matter, but the pride does. Meanwhile, Randy calls in...

🇺🇸 It’s the 4th of July weekend, and The Edgeheads are celebrating America’s favorite small-scale warfare: fireworks! Gregg wrestles with Real ID rage, Uncle Nicky delivers the world’s worst safety tips, and the gang debates pool disasters, open flame “efficiency,” and whether jazz pianists can survive with fewer fingers. Meanwhile, Lance spirals over Anna Wintour’s shocking exit, Stu reports the...

Ego take center stage as the wannabe King, unilaterally bombs Iran, sparking chaos in the studio. Meanwhile, Nicky’s refusal to say goodbye on the phone turns into a group intervention, complete with Paula’s damning evidence. Pineapple pizza nearly ends lifelong friendships as the crew debates culinary crimes, and Randy’s trivia spirals into a showdown over famous last words. From Delores calling...

Lance hosts a French-fusion dinner party that spirals into chaos with mismatched cheeses, a mime meltdown, and a suspicious “standing arrangements”? Meanwhile, Nicky is forced to read a live sponsor spot he clearly didn’t rehearse—twice—and somehow turns beach balls into a public HR violation. Elsewhere in the madness: Randy nearly burns down the house over cinnamon toast, a warped “Political Paus...

“Ghosted by a Genius” dives into the absurd “Presidential” bromance, political pivots, and quantum snark. The Edgeheads open with a serious(ish) discussion on “Elonia’s” Big Beautiful Breakup before spiraling into a crash-landing cameo from Network TV News correspondent Terry Moran. From whispered scandals to a cosmic customer service call with Stephen Hawking (yes, that one), the crew...

In this episode of The Edgeheads, The Paula Takeover, Gregg is sick. The cast has been “excused.” And Paula—normally stuck behind the booth—takes full control of the show. In this completely unauthorized episode, Paula curates her own lineup: pop-punk rage from the Emotional Support Band, a bluesy traffic meltdown, a re-visit to the greeting cards from Nicky the Fish, and one deeply unfortunate po...