The Edgeheads™

🎃 Candy, paranoia, and the dead. Nicky believes someone is watching him. He has a van, a hunch, and a theory about a neighbor. The room has notes. Weird Facts You Can’t Unlearn goes full Halloween: bodies that move, coffins with a bell, vampires with paperwork, and witches who did things nobody should have written down. Gregg insists every word is true. Nicky insists otherwise. Halloween plans ar...

🚗 Three hours. One hub. Zero thank-yous. Nicky’s wheel was fine. It gave him a feeling, and there’s a difference. Gregg spent an afternoon in a Costco parking lot proving otherwise while Nicky reviewed everyone’s groceries on their way out. Lance wasn’t there, but he did the math. Stu has a 515-page file on a man’s hamburgers, a lucky number, and two exorcists who’ve been asked to stop talking. L...

📜 It’s National Edgeheads Day! Which Lance found out about on Instagram like a civilian. Gregg posted it. Paula built the website. Everyone else saw it on Facebook, and nobody can say who signed off. The Round Table convenes, the slates come out, and the accusations get personal. Then comes the harder question: what do you actually do on a national holiday that isn’t technically a holiday? SAM ha...

🐩 Somebody left a Yorkie Poo with Lance. Lady Belle Bijou St. Clair is a delicate diva. She is also, according to a man who has lit four candles, glamastrophically gassy. The remedies are flying, Nicky has been named a person of interest, and Randy brought snacks. The Booth has been informed. Meanwhile, a fan from Orange County has some feedback, and Gregg learns what happens when you ship an upd...

🚽 Nicky has learned something about plumbing, and he’s not taking it well. It starts with a sick office, a very concerned Fish, and a theory about who’s been watching him flush. Gregg tries to keep the show moving. Nobody lets him. Then the Puzzler gets its answer, Sal’s fate is finally settled, and a few of the guesses sent in through the app get read aloud. Stu brings the Head...

⏱️ Overtime is a whole separate thing. Just ask Nicky. The Colts forced overtime, the Chiefs won it anyway, and Delores would like her hundred bucks now. Nicky’s bets keep getting worse. SAM has unfinished advice that is too late. Lance has an opinion about sequels. He’s right. Paula has a final ruling. She’s right. A friend in national marketing slips Gregg a Spectrum radio spot that was pulled t...

🗳️ Nicky found a website with the word “Safe” right there in the
 name, so naturally, he handed over his mother’s maiden name. Gregg finds out exactly who’s behind it, and for the first time all season, he stops being the calm one. Paula’s timing him from the booth. SAM’s got a whole theory about guys from Detroit that makes things worse. Elsewhere: a football b...

🌭 A busker with a bucket and a grudge sends the gang into a full audit of what happened to quality sidewalk entertainment. RIP Koko the monkey. And somehow, against all logic, the conversation lands on hot dogs? There’s a new sign in the studio, and nobody asked for it, which is exactly why it’s perfect. Fish has his reasons. Paula has her receipts. SAM has questions about his soup th...

👂 Nicky’s hearing gets put to the test, literally, after a breakfast incident nobody can quite agree on. Nicky brings the test to the gutter. Meanwhile, the Bio photos are due to rollout and they hit a snag for Stu. The photos are going live. No time for change at this point. There is also, somehow, no bio for Stu. Paula has a story about a traffic stop. Lance has a weakness for a man in un...

🔊 Paula’s in studio with a ‘discussion’ about the bleep box. She understood the assignment. All of it. Maybe not the best execution. Nobody in the studio saw it coming. There’s a man in the sock aisle, a hand gesture, and a father who did not appreciate how it was interpreted. And Nicky’s not sorry about any of it. Meanwhile, Lance sets down the gossip for a minute to say goodbye to t...

🌊 Nicky, apparently, is a water conservationist. There’s a PSA and everything. Sigal Chattah’s court troubles are in Headline News this week, alongside a study on whether AI would think twice about nuclear war. A three-hour standoff in Wyoming turns out to have a twist nobody saw coming, and an Applebee’s learns that slow service could have consequences. Lance spills the tea. Ma...

Somebody broke the bleep box and we had to test the replacement live. The whole team was voting on their new favorite way to get censored. Democracy has never sounded worse. Before any of that, Nicky and SAM nearly come to blows over exactly where a certain plant belongs in Nicky’s yard. Gregg attempt seek understanding about pronouns, which goes about as well as you’d expect. Nicky is...

Is that a burrito on the ceiling or are you just happy to see me? The day only got stranger. Nicky wants credit for a spread he didn’t pay for. SAM wants answers. Stu wants everyone to take old news seriously. Nobody’s getting what they want. The Edgeheads staged a real photoshoot for real merchandise, and hired a real professional model to make it look good. Paula fought it the whole...

Gregg tries to claim a World Cup pool he clearly didn’t win, Delores ends the argument in one sentence, and the money goes nowhere. Meanwhile, a swag photoshoot goes sideways fast when Lance discovers he wasn’t considered for the job, and reveals a modeling past that involves J. Crew, 1996. Gregg caves. Randy checks in with an update nobody requested, involving lettuce and a scorecard....

🎬  The Edgeheads will return with another round of unfiltered satire, next Thursday. This time for real. Now we’re kicking off with a Not-So-Cold Open about Vegas traffic cones rising again for the Formula 1 circus. From there, Gregg steers us into the E.S.B.’s road-rage blues anthem Cone Man , and Lance delivers a Hollywood Minute and a Half that mixes sharp gossip with a heartfelt nod to...

🌴 We’ll be back next Thursday, July 23rd. Until then, from the Vault: The Edgeheads examine the underbelly of summer travel, emotional support loopholes, and the danger of mixing HR with Coldplay. Nicky rants about a grocery store incident involving three Yorkshire terrors, the Tribunal bans a Cabinet member for confusing Medicaid with free farm labor, and Gregg delivers a dramatic reading of rea...

😤 We’re taking a short breather. We’ll be back soon. Until then, from the Vault: Gregg tries to bring peace and calm to the chaos with a group anger management session. Breathing, visualization, counting to ten, you name it, he tries it. The result? The quietest screaming match you’ll ever hear. From Lance’s couture mantras to Nicky’s cologne denial, from Delores redefining “positive...

Something goes wrong. Apparently Nicky didn’t follow his own safety tips. Randy’s finger has a rocket ship bandage on it. It’s a cartoon, not Space X. It involves pliers, a piccolo, and a theory about performance enhancement that Nicky stands behind completely. Don’t go there. Sam did. Uncle Nicky’s 4th of July Safety Tips returns with new tips for the new year, covering fireworks, par...

Something is wrong with the reflecting pool. Again. It’s been painted, filled, turned green, drained, driven on, refilled, and is now being blamed for something horrible. Stu has the report. The crew convenes for a beta feedback session on The Edgeheads App. It’s one part product review, one part feature wish list, and one part medical testimonial. SAM has concerns. Nicky has a request and Paula h...

Randy is in the house! He takes the news of VGK falling short of winning the cup like a champ and, of course, keeps it positive. We bring out the Parasonic Transducer to communicate with the other side and get a very big surprise. So many questions and not enough time. Sam & Fish take their approach to social media very openly and seriously, and who are we to judge? We’re The Edgeheads, that’s...

Someone in Gregg’s neighborhood has a cat. The cat has a routine. The routine involves Gregg’s front yard. It’s not looking good.

 Also this week, Nicky shows up with a black eye and a story he absolutely does not want to tell. SAM needs to protect himself. The cast gets one paragraph to introduce themselves in The Edgeheads app. Happy hour was involved. It shows. And Stephen Colbert...

The Edgeheads are back and begging for trouble. SAM and Lance were involved in a weekend home improvement project that nobody authorized. Spoiler alert, Karen loved it. Stu covers the continuing collapse of CBS News with complete confidence and catastrophic inaccuracy. Lance has obtained a transcript of the infamous staff meeting, and that means it’s time for Edgeheads Theater. Lance returns with...

Season 2 kicks off with a bang, and a bill. After a mysterious delay (thanks, Nicky), the crew is back in the studio with unfinished business, unpaid invoices, and a chemical emergency in Southern California that somehow involves a 23-year-old pyramid scheme and industrial tanks. SAM has paperwork. Nicky has excuses. The Tribunal has a gavel and a very long list. Lance has opinions about wigs, Stu...

They are back! But they never really went away. Season 2 of The Edgeheads launches Thursday, May 21st. Based on available evidence, the Sphere is sending messages to aliens about Greenland. Question everyone. Nobody in the booth can be trusted, and Nicky has it on excellent authority. New episodes every Thursday. You’ve been warned.

The Edgeheads hit the Windy City in this wild Season 1 finale. From TSA chaos in Vegas to sightseeing misfires in Chicago, the crew navigates Malört shots, tourist traps, and more bean jokes than anyone asked for. But when it’s time to head home, things don’t go so smooth. A bathroom break, souvenir strife, and one very confused first-class upgrade leave the team fractured at O’Hare — and th...