The Dullards Club podcast

The Dullards dredge-up their favorite drive-in memories. Or: What a “B” movie marathon would look like if the movies were actual “C”s and “D”s. Really: “The Thing with 2 Heads?” “The Three Stooges meet Hercules?” (If this podcast is not dull enough for you, these fine “Art House” films are streaming free on Youtube). You’re Welcome! Then, what would a Dullards Club meeting be without a Daily Gripe...

If you’re ever in a boring conversation with a Dullard of a certain age, a casual mention of any Three Stooges episode should liven things up. Just pick a scene, or a bit; whether it's as fish mongers (the only occupation they ever attempted that had some semblance of a “business plan” - “Buy a Boat and cut out the Middleman”) Swingin' the Alphabet (“B-A-bay, B-E-bee”) Micro-Phonies (“The Voices o...

More unbridled, unfettered and lawless chicanery. First, a warning: “Do not trust the white space.” So, have you seen any good movies lately? How did you find them? And, a rant about idiots masquerading as responsible drivers. Then the jokes come fast and furious (and a little bit funny). Here is a question for the true Dullards out there: Are you easily stumped? Find out the gap between what you...

We make an argument for silent movies. Then, are all Duct Cleaners permitted to suck? (With or without a permit) After all, it's how they get the job done. And the hits just keep on coming. So do the jokes. Construction themed and ethnic. Right up our alley. Now let’s test your worthless knowledge. Do you think you know stuff? The categories this week are: Stooges, 60s Music and Fake pop group...

As usual, we’ve got a bone to pick with someone for something. Now, keep your eyes on the road while your car keeps its eyes on you. And that‘s just the tip of the iceberg. . . (iceberg lettuce that is) for which you need to leave an exorbitant tip. How’s that for a mashup? This all could make sense . . but only if you hear the podcast. But wait, there’s more. Rim-shots, anyone? There’s jokes galo...

We’re begg’n ya to spend some time with us. You might as well. Your role as an influencer is being replaced by A I. A note of caution: Don’t trust every AI-sian you see on social media. Here’s a test - which one is not a joke: 1-The Pope always wanted to drive a limo; 2-The Pope walks into a bar; 3-The Pope tries to get his bank balance? Plus other classics and a stumper or two @The DullardsClubVi...

Have a question? Ask ChatTDC. (and get a Bonus answer: The Nuclear codes) Then, just for laughs, a classic joke or two. Of course, in the end, we're stumped again. (That rhyme was unintentional) Oh, well…@The DullardsClubVisit our website: https://thedullardsclub.com/ and check out our Facebook Page https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?

Why would anyone hire or date us? Or hire us to be a date? If we had any influence at all we’d clean up this mess . . . just (s)wipe right. Now on to other gripes. Why do service providers these days seem to need constant reinforcement and validation through social media reviews? How valid are they? Once again, we’re stumped! Think you know stuff? Guess this one: What movie came after ‘Chinatown’...

The boys kick-off the episode by getting kicked off a Meta platform. After that it’s the typical “gripe-fest”, which inexplicably extends for another 7 minutes or so. Then, in true Dullard fashion, we attempt to remember what we apparently never knew and discover that it was all a dream. A Bad Dream. @The DullardsClub Visit our website: https://thedullardsclub.com/ and check out our Facebook Page...

The Joke’s on us. “Fun with gators” and a children’s classic gone wrong. Then from a little joke’n to a lot of smoke’n . . and you can take that to the Bank. Do you have a license for that shirt or don’t you remember? Of course, like any average Dullard, we’re stumped. Again. @The DullardsClubVisit our website: https://thedullardsclub.com/ and check out our Facebook Page https://www.facebook.com/p...

Why are there “Groupies?” We think there is no reason, maybe. Or possibly a little known side-effect from the latest “Wonder Drug?” Find out everything we don’t know about this topic. Then, turkeys are taking over the city. Could your town be next? Of course we are always puzzled by historical events that mean little to most people. Case in point: Maynard G Krebs - where did he go? Is this really...

It would have been strange if Gwyneth did show up. Just sayin'. Don starts out by “going postal" on us. Then Rich stumps us by remembering a Kiss from Casa Blanca. Does this make any sense at all? Listen to find out. . . It's a typical Dullards Club Meeting. You're welcome! @The DullardsClubVisit our website: https://thedullardsclub.com/ and check out our Facebook Page https://www.facebook.com/pro...

Seasons come and seasons go and apparently The Dullards have missed a few. We had promised to be back next season (Fall actually) Then that season came and went, then another and still another. We were just waiting for the right “next season.” So now we're back . . . With 50% more Dullards! And, (News Flash!) we’ve found a way to be even more uninteresting than ever . . How uninteresting you might...

We regret to announce that the “Happy Fun Time Summer Replacement Show” has turned out to be neither Happy nor Fun. But it has taken up some Time. The Players have mercifully been given their two week notices (retro-active to two weeks ago) and letters of condemnation have been placed in their permanent file. They, in turn, as a parting gesture have picked-out what they charitably call the best sk...

The vignettes keep coming and the bar is open (while being set very low). If you’re picking up a peculiar scent, it may be because some of this material was perishable; and the cheap “Stay Fresh” packaging we used may have failed. We’re scraping the bottom of what we thought was an endless vat of entertaining diversions and as we get to the dregs, you may hear a thing or two in Vol. 7 that fails t...

This is the Summer Replacement Show that treats “wearing out its welcome” as an art form. Don’t fret about the season coming to an end, just remember: There are less interesting things you could be listening to right now. Take our word for it. We’re experts on the topic. It turns out, “The Replacement Preparatory Repertory Players (or whatever they’re called) wanted to present some original, creat...

This is starting to feel like the “Endless Summer” but without all the surfing and music and stuff. Wait a minute. . . . there is stuff here! A seemingly endless store of used-up material that, when heard clearly, sounds like the muffled and garbled ravings of a crazed Town Crier. But only, at its best. The rest is pure schmaltz. As it was intended to be. Discover more (or less) in Vol. 5 @TheDull...

Summertime Blues? We found the cure! It’s Happy, it’s Fun and fully covered by your healthcare plan. At least it was until the government stopped funding cures based on peer-reviewed scientific principles. Still, what the heck; Now we can just say it’s a cure and nobody really cares. The only known side effect is boredom. And that has never kept the “Happy Fun Time Preparatory, Repertory Players”...

Is it still Summer? “The Happy Fun Time Preparatory Repertory Players” want to keep this charade going for as long as possible. And just in time, they’ve discovered yet another previously hidden cache of Dullards Club gold in the form of additional bits that the producers thought had been effectively destroyed. Some of this material, with the “use by date” having long expired, was thought to be un...

The Happy Fun Time Preparatory Repertory Players are finding their summertime groove but also find themselves lost in the Dullards Club archives. They’ve been rummaging around the “Discarded Bits” bin and found still more unexplained segments that never had any context. Since the Players are used to being disoriented, this all looks normal to them. They call it Vol. 2. We call it “more of the same...

Those Radio Relics are on vacation so they’re giving us a “Happy Fun Time” Summertime break from all the chatter. Only the Best, and 2nd Best sketches and bits (and anything else that could be scraped together) have been included in this 8-Volume boxed set. If you don’t like Vol. 1, you’ll be really disappointed knowing there’ll be 7 more weeks of this crap. But, the “Has-beens and Never-weres” wh...

So, what’s the deal with Horse Trailers? Can’t you just ride them to where they’re going? The Dullards apparently don’t understand the whole “horse thing” but they sure talk about them a lot. Horses, horsepower, Pony Cars . .What a smooth transition. Next, of course, is “The old guy in a Muscle Car” trope. Then, they comb through their collective failing memories to recall a time when combs were s...

TV News gets the Dullards treatment as local coverage somehow morphs into the political and social media circus. Who would have guessed? And for that matter, who or what is watching these days? There are some stranger things on the air. Then a daredevil meets his inner Wile E. Coyote, some confusing traffic guidance and a nod to the spoken word. All @TheDullardsClub

This week we’re devoting the entire "extended edition" episode of The Dullards Club Podcast to discussing The Beatles White Album. A two-record set that many say was a watershed event in the evolution of Rock music. But, as a double album, critics will point to the inclusion of many seemingly “cast-off” tracks and overly produced vanity projects, fueling the ongoing controversy: Could th...

What better way to kick off a fun, light-hearted episode than with a civics lesson? The laughs keep coming when the Dullards head the wrong direction along No Faux Kings Way. They're lost until some kindly pyrotechnics experts launch an amazing number of signal flares and assorted noise makers. You're sure to get a bang out of this. Don’t forget “Dullard Days”, our semi-annual sale of everything o...