The Dullards Club podcast

This could be our Dullest Show . . and that's a good thing. Maybe we're thinking about this too much but were things really better in the "Good Old Days?" Then, The Dullards take a trip to the grocery store for some absolute non-essentials. Forget about eggs, we chart the prices and purchase options of chips that contain no artificial color or flavor. But, real fat and calories....

As The Dullards embark on a 3rd Season of this storied franchise, they ask the question: Who owns the copyright to the 1990’s hit Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran? Should we prepare for the worst? Then we go from Iran to “Also Ran” and try to achieve “Second Best” status in Pizza and Podcasts. Finally, a Shakespearian drama unfolds at an outdoor barbecue in a small Hamlet on Nantucket Island. Gourme...

Get ready to hit the gym - Leotards optional, as the Dullards compare the benefits of not exercising to not lifting weights. And using sophisticated technology, track their lack of progress. Then the conversation turns to making a Buck in the Fitness racket before things go totally off the rails promoting 4 Women Mobile Massages. It’s not what you think. And, of course, other odds and ends @TheDul...

In this revival of a tired theatre trope, The Radio Relics are Broadway-Bound once more and still looking for “Phantom Dullards” to join the club. No cash required. Then Old Clothes get a new life (A good life? You decide.) Of course The Dullards are out of step with any fashion-forward trend. Case in point, the Backward Hat: Why? Finally, cartoon shows are vaguely recalled and more than another t...

The Dullards go to the movies, then jump into the shallow end of the Therapy Pool to meet “The Original Hipster.” Ok, so what is the benefit in buying frequently returned items? Only your AI Voice Assistant knows for sure. Last question: Is a Gen Z peeping Tom still named Tom? And, of course, Sweetbreads, Sweetmeats, Bacon Bits and more @TheDullardsClub‬ Visit our website: https://thedullardsclub....

From Bobbie Sox to Go Go boots . . Pompadours to Mop Tops, the 60s Dance Party starts us off. Then the Dullards look back at Drag Racing in the Living Room . .before video games. (Only at your Plymouth Dealer) A Weight Loss institution is Lost, and finally, It was Only Used Once. What is it? Visit our website: TheDullardsClub.com, and check out our Facebook Page The Dullards Club For Men and Women...

Climb, Jump or Dive into your favorite tank and join the Dullards as they look for real product reviews, then take a dyslexia test while slicing Melons only to wind up with a different fruit. And while we’re transposing letters, would you buy a house that’s been recently Remolded? Maybe if the lawn looked perfectly manicured. Finally, you could win a valuable trinket by commenting or otherwise ack...

Oops! Did you ever want to Unsend an Email or Text? We reach new levels of "dull" when The Radio Relics get sucked into political drama.  Then we try to remember when "wheel-spoke" balloons and playing cards were replaced with the Vrrooom! engine.  Question of the day: Are electric cars too quiet? More intrigue: The Styrofoam conspiracy. Keeping things relevant, we shed some li...

Can a true Dullard ever be interesting? Then, New Media/Better Scams and this one will make you hopping mad. Is there still a service that will turn your creative efforts into a hit song or are we still discussing scams? Good thing you could always trust good old Charlie to do what he did. And even though Charlie wasn’t in this game, (to the best of our knowledge) it seems like these days the only...

Another Drug Ad where the Whole Town is Dancing, then a trip down Faded Memory Lane recalls Catalogues for Electronics, Fake Puke and a very unlucky Chameleon. We miss the Fork in the Road, but pick up the best Spoon. Only a true Dullard would care about words with the “I” sound. So, of course . . . . that’s where we go next. There’s a new franchise opportunity, “The Yogurt Yurt,” and find out how...

This episode takes us from “How to invest in a Holy War Zone,” to whatever happened to the old Retail Giants, with the catalogues and the separate speciality departments and product specialists. Somehow this leads to adventures in a “Big Box” home improvement store with associates who prefer not to associate with customers. But then the unexpected occurs so it's not all bad. A trip to the gas stat...

Like we need another Drinking Holiday? Singing Woodchucks crash the party and The Relics need to keep their Dullard Status. Then, a book review goes horribly wrong while a hot young influencer goes from robbing cradles to graves. Could it be more disorganized? Throw in some potting soil and a bottle of Whiskey and what do you have? Find out @TheDullardsClub

Once again, we're in a creative crisis when out of nowhere, a Timothee Chalamet impersonator who had no direction home stopped by. Then the question came up: Are bowtie aficionados carefree or careless? A trip to the bathroom (more bathroom humor?) is always fraught with conflicts like: Is it possible to extract the last dollop of lotion from the bottle? And does an oral hygiene product that bills...

Welcome back!  Season 2 kicks off with hilarious hijinx, as for some unknown reason, everything we say is cause for laughter.  After a quick nod to “The Breakfast of Also-Rans”, the relics visit theme parks and drug stores.  Who gets sicker quicker?  A trip to the prescription aisle brings back thoughts of when we could remember which brain supplement will bring back only the good memories and the...

You thought we were done with Season 1. Well, to tell the truth, so did we. Then one of us (we won't say which one) was sweeping up the floor in the studio after the wrap party and was about to throw out all the discarded remnants of the season when the thought occurred: “If we tie some of these mistakes and failed bits together, we could slap some lipstick on this pig and call it Bonus Tracks. Th...

To end season 1, The Radio Relics raise questions that have been on the minds of Dullards since before they became uninteresting. Can a dramatic movie preview mask a dull plot? Do all juices have pulp? And do white and brown eggs taste different? Then the plot twists like the winding road you often find yourself driving on. Fortunately there is a welcoming roadside lodging where you might want to...

In this Episode 9 holiday spectacular, catch the latest adventure of Randolph the reindeer. Then Those Radio Relics explore ugly sweater parties, a Jolly Fat Man stops by and they share questionable traditions, favorite holiday recipes and of course, a twisted look at bread bag closures. @TheDullardsClub Be sure to visit our website: TheDullardsClub.com, and check out our Facebook Page The Dullard...

When did TV dads become so clueless? And why? Plus, learn the definitive answer to the age old toilet seat question. Join Those Radio Relics for the discussion, and let your thoughts be heard! @TheDullardsClub Be sure to visit our website: TheDullardsClub.com, and check out our Facebook Page The Dullards Club For Men and Women, too.

Those Radio Relics hit the imaginary stage, join the cashless movement, and vaguely remember the good old days of Saturday morning cartoons. @TheDullardsClub Be sure to visit our website: TheDullardsClub.com, and check out our Facebook Page The Dullards Club For Men and Women, too.

Those Radio Relics uncover a Black Friday musical rarity, try to make sense of political gibberish, and discuss the importance of accuracy in website urls. @TheDullardsClub Be sure to visit our website: TheDullardsClub.com, and check out our Facebook Page The Dullards Club For Men and Women, too.

In this episode, Those Radio Relics opine about election rage, prehistoric food discoveries, and whether opposites really do attract. @TheDullardsClub Be sure to visit our website: TheDullardsClub.com, and check out our Facebook Page The Dullards Club For men and Women, too.

Can a child create art? Can a shark remember the taste of their victim? And would we keep buying memory supplements if we could remember how much they cost? We try to answer these and other questions but, as usual, time runs out and we get "the hook." Have a great week!

After a real (fake) celebrity endorsement, Those Radio Relics ponder the difference between drinking raw eggs and putting raw eggs in drinks. Then, as per usual, the discussion gets serious when Misplaced Extras and Baby Jessica become part of the show. Finally, although we didn't want to do it, we had to cut off a new member before closing the meeting. Of course, we were accused of a "hatchet job...

If you can't figure out what english muffins, famous horse names, stranded astronauts and the end of a retail era have in common . . . Join the Club.