The Dogg Zzone by 1900HOTDOG

Seanbaby made up a stupid, vile show he called Power Slap -- it was about slapping and no second thing. Brockway and guest Zak Koonce had a lot of fun pretending it was real, and a good harmless time was had by all. Please don't correct this podcast description. It's from a better world.

Seanbaby brings Brockway and Dan McQuade to the drawing room to solve the podcast mystery once and for all. What the fuck are we talking about? It's Mannequin! The 1987 masterpiece about a mannequin and the man who bones it.

Brockway tears open a hole to the Barbarianverse, pulling Seanbaby and guest Katie Goldin into the bodies of two impossible meat golems - The Barbarian Brothers! We're roleplaying the miscellaneous publicity appearances of 1980s bodybuilding twins, the Barbarian Brothers! Can you believe we're the only podcast doing this?!

Listen to the first 17 minutes of our next podcast. If you can guess what the fuck we're talking about, you win!

Seanbaby contractually traps Brockway and guest, author Jason Pargin, into doing an entire podcast about how sad Corey Feldman is. Don't worry! You won't feel bad for him by the time we get to the sex cult, the forced starvations, and Jingle Bell Rock.

Brockway drafts Seanbaby and fantasy author Django Wexler to talk about his favorite fantasy movie of all time: a 15-minute football promo. In 1986, the Cleveland Browns made and starred in a short Conan ripoff called Masters of the Gridiron, guest starring The Michael Stanley Band, Tiny Tim, and a loose bear. On to the planet of battle!

Seanbaby is your Sexmaster for Dr. Ruth's The Game of Good Sex! The only and perfect cohost on this journey through the world of 1980s fucking? Brockway! The only and perfect guest to shatter every single terrible rule in here? Hana Michels! Oh no, we landed on premature ejaculation!

Brockway recruits Seanbaby and guests Zak Koonce and Vanessa Guerrero into the nerdiest kumite: This is the movie Bloodsport but Dungeons and Dragons. This is episode 2. This is the one with "OK USA!" in it!

Seanbaby builds a janky burning obstacle course of buckets and fish, then invites Brockway and guest Lydia Bugg to chop through it with hobo-made knives! It's Knife or Death! The reality show about knife lunatics! Knife! Or Death!

Brockway shrinks Seanbaby and horror author Max Booth's heads, then commands them to do his dark bidding: Talk about the 1994 movie Shrunken Heads! They refuse! They turn on him and fucking eat him on air, it takes over an hour.

Seanbaby needs his brothers in power, Brockway and Todd in the Shadows, to believe in Christ extra hard so he'll have the strength to smash through the Power Team Rock Album! Christian strongmen recording a rock album together, it's gotta be good!

Brockway challenges Seanbaby and guests Drew Toothpaste and Natalie Dee to an old-fashioned fish fry, claim dig, and Bigfoot Shootout! It's the sasquatch blastin' barbecue event of the season, so put on your ape assault apron and get ready to gun duel bigfeet!

Seanbaby tasks Brockway and guest Dirk Marshall with the impossible: Come up with a more ragtag team than the Eliminators, the raggiest, taggiest motherfuckers to ever dethrone a cybernetic time god.

Seanbaby invited Brockway and guest, author Jason Pargin, to get unreasonably angry at the ridiculous 1980s rock 'n roll backwards messaging panic. They said "no, thank you." Then he invited them three times backwards and they had to comply -- that's how podcasts work!

Brockway invites Seanbaby and Hot Dog Artist Rusty Shackles to jump in his jalopy and tear ass down the Streets of Fire. It's the best movie ever made that also inspired a video game genre. Plus this is the breakout role that gave us Rick Moranis as a tough guy! He only played nerds before this, can you believe it??

It's our 100th episode! Celebrate the traditional way: With liberal and vigorous Bloodsporting. We're playing Kumite: The Home Game, which is Bloodsport as a D&D campaign! Brockway is the Bloodmaster, Vanessa Guerrero is the Ninja Liar, Zak Koonce is the Karate Shaman, and Seanbaby, just like in real life, is the Unstoppable Kick Machine.

Seanbaby invites Brockway and guest Erik Wolpaw to talk about Power Team. He meant the knockoff Captain N cartoon, and not the strong Christian madmen, but Brockway wasn't paying attention... so we do both! Power Teams!

Brockway asks Seanbaby and special guest Zak Koonce to talk about the 1989 sci-fi martial arts movie, Arena. It's just Bloodsport but in space, it should be the perfect movie! It's not the perfect movie!

Bloodmaster Brockway invites Seanbaby, Zak Koonce, and Vanessa Guerrero to play Kumite: The Home Game. The ONLY all-audio Dungeons and Dragons 5e campaign that is also the movie Bloodsport. This is the setup episode, where you'll meet, fall in love with, and have your heart spinkicked in half by your new favorite characters.

Brockway has determined that 2 is not enough hours to discuss bigfoot. He pits Seanbaby against guest, author Jason Pargin, in the Bigfoot Review Revue - a game where they must guess the insane bigfoot book by its unhinged reader reviews only.

Brockway hits Seanbaby and author Jason Pargin with a Spooktober relevant prompt: What's the scariest single episode of a television show you've ever seen? You won't believe the mad series of coincidences that ensue, leading to us talking about Mountain Monsters for two fucking hours!

Seanbaby invites Brockway and guest Abe Epperson to watch and discuss Vince Offer's Underground Comedy Movie for some reason. Probably revenge?

Seanbaby dares Brockway and special guest Dennard Dayle to step into the ring with Piledriver: A collection of music videos by, about, or criminally infringing on professional wrestlers of the 1980s. Listen to Koko B. Ware sexually threaten you! Listen to Strike Force sexually threaten you! Listen to Jimmy Hart sexually threa-

Brockway calls for the toughest fighters on earth to podcast about a movie about the toughest fighters on earth. Seanbaby, Vanessa Guerrero, and Zak Koonce answer the call! It's Bloodsport 2 (the second podcast about the first Bloodsport).

Ruffians have stolen this podcast! Seanbaby chooses his fighters, Brockway and special guest Rusty Shackles, to get it back. Along the way they'll have to punch clowns and eat street chickens, it's the retro Beat 'Em Ups episode!