The Dogg Zzone by 1900HOTDOG

Brockway asks Seanbaby and special guest, voice actor Fryda Wolff, to discuss Dog Police -- a 3 minute long novelty song from 1982 about dog police. It's... it's 3 minutes, how could they possibly do an hour+ podcast about this?

Seanbaby and Brockway ask Mark Mahoney to share his most cursed, certainly most illegal item: A rip of a rip of a DVD stolen from a library with Battle Dome: Season 1 on it. The 2000s reality show where American Gladiators met Professional Wrestling, and broke its legs!

Brockway is putting a team together to find a legendary diamond. On apes, it's Seanbaby! On lasers, it's Lydia Bugg! No further things are required! Welcome to the Congo podcast.

Seanbaby asks Brockway and guest Dirk Marshall to discuss business and then SMOKEBOMBS into a ninja outfit before launching hundreds of feet in the air, never to be seen again. It's the Godfrey Ho podcast, it's Twinkle Ninja Fantasy!

Brockway recruits the most barbaric barbarians -- Seanbaby and guest Hana Michels -- for the final, the ultimate Barbarian Game. Having never seen the movie, Sean and Hana must roleplay the plot of the Barbarian Brothers 1989 trucker comedy, Think Big!

Brockway once again asks Detectives Seanbaby and Jason Pargin to help him solve the real murder mystery haunting the legacy of the already haunted 1988 action parody movie, Traxx. Do they get to the bottom of the case? You'll have to listen to find out! But, no!

Brockway asks Seanbaby and special guest, author Jason Pargin, to come along with him on a fantastical journey through the movie Traxx! A 1988 action parody that is at once both and neither of those things, and also starring a DJ! What fun. What pure and lighthearted fun with no catches.

Seanbaby asked Brockway and special guest Geoff Thew to be patient with the 1992 detective movie, Steel Justice. The film-length pilot about a grief-stricken detective who summons a monster truck dinosaur when he loses his temper. It's Robosaurus! Seanbaby promised them Robosaurus. He fucking promised!

Seanbaby tricks Brockway and guest Adam Ganser by telling them "we're going to discuss cool cats," and when they showed up ready to dish on Dean Martin and Heathcliff, he sprung Derek Savage's Cool Cat on them. It's a crime in most states.

Seanbaby and Brockway bring in Turbo Adult Tom Reimann to discuss Turbo Teen -- the ONLY 1980s cartoon about a kid undergoing an agonizing transformation into a Trans Am that showed you every second of the torture from multiple angles. T-T-Turbo Teen!

Seanbaby and Brockway found out Lydia Bugg had never seen Flash Gordon so they dropped literally everything else in their lives and ran to their microphones to record this podcast about somebody experiencing Flash Gordon for the first time. You're welcome.

Seanbaby invites guest expert Pat Contri on to delight and horrify Brockway with the cautionary tale of the Intellivision Amico, the only scam that's also a console!

Seanbaby sent Brockway and special guest Dennard Dayle mysterious packages and demanded they not open them until he authorized it. This is how many crimes and all the best podcasts start!

In their continuing quest to prove the 2000s were the worst decade, Seanbaby and Brockway once again point to a vile reality TV show -- this one about about lie detectors and ruining marriages. The perfect guest? Friendly neighborhood sweetheart Alex Schmidt!

Seanbaby puts on his best navy blazer and crash helmet to host an episode of Dumber than Real -- the only trivia game where you won't learn anything! Brockway and special guest Hana Michels square off in a game where anything goes, so long as it's stupid. Or dumb!

Seanbaby continues cataloguing the downfall of western society through the metric of 2000s reality shows. Joining him in this research are the esteemed Dr. Brockway and special guest, Jamie Kelly PhD, PhD. Up today: WB Superstar, the singing contest that was secretly an evil prank on the mentally ill.

Brockway likes anime, but does not trust it. So he tricks Seanbaby and guest Lydia Bugg into watching the worst PG-13 anime he could find, and then asks the question: "Is it wrong, to like anime?" The answer may surprise you! It's yes!

Brockway has a question: If Seanbaby and guest Jason Pargin are so fuckin' smart, why didn't THEY write Mountain Monsters? He gives them that chance in this special FREE bonus episode!

Brockway invites Seanbaby and special guest Jason Pargin on safari. Their prey? Bigfoot. PSYCHIC Bigfoot. That's right: it's a full on mega-ape mindwar, and you are cordially invited to witness the carnage.

Seanbaby and Brockway bring current host of The Daily Zeitgeist and former Editor-in-Chief of Cracked.com Jack O'Brien on a trip through comedy history. We examine the many, many Mad Magazine ripoffs that came before Cracked, and in the process break all of our brains in half.

Seanbaby asks Brockway and special guest Katie Goldin a simple question: If science is so smart, why are all dinosaurs Christian? We need to go through an exhaustive list of Creationism books to answer that question, and we don't get there! God: 1, Hot Dog: 0!

Seanbaby and Brockway are joined by The Warmaster himself, Josh Barnett! We're discussing Lone Tiger, an underground wrestling movie about masked hobo murder. If the accountants ask: yes, we did need a UFC champ to dissect this fine piece of cinema. Yes, we do need Mr. T to change the water cooler. They're the only ones for the job!

Seanbaby recruits Brockway and special guest Ty Franck, co-author of The Expanse, to talk about Mike Ditka's The Grabowski Shuffle. What is The Grabowski Shuffle? We're glad you asked. ... You will not find answers here.

From Garbage Brain University, Drew Toothpaste and Natalie Dee join Seanbaby and Brockway to discuss American Inventor, the show about America! And second to that, inventing. A grown man pisses in a bag in this one. The show, not the podcast. Well, also the podcast.

We don't watch the classic 1992 Barbarian Brothers action movie, Double Trouble -- we play it! Brockway turned every Barbarian Brothers movie into an interactive quiz/improv game, so Seanbaby and special guest Michael Swaim take on the roles of the Barbarian Brothers to flex, lift, and no third thing their way out of Trouble! Whaaaa??? Make that Double!