The Dogg Zzone by 1900HOTDOG

Brockway, Seanbaby, and guest Merritt K return to the dome with WMAC Masters: The Joke's On You. In this episode of a high stakes mystical martial arts show full of cyborg magic, we learn the importance of properly timed pranks! AND NINJA JUSTICE.

Seanbaby charges out of the bushes at Brockway and guest, Zak Koonce, to remind them of the importance of daily toothbrushing, and other valuable lessons! This episode is about 1980s cartoon PSAs, and now you know. And knowing is half the battle! Lasers are the other half!

PODCASTERS PREPARE FOR BATTLE! Brockway is the cruel karate overlord who demands Seanbaby and guest, Merritt K, get into the dome to fight an episode of WMAC Masters, the 1995 live-action choreographed karate show. Don't worry! Their clothes are dome-proof! We thought of that!

Brockway abducts Seanbaby and guest, Napoleon Blownapart, and will not release them until they discuss Troom Troom Self Defense, a bizarre and dangerous YouTube show teaching children how to be murdered in memorable ways.

This is exactly like last week's podcast about Baywatch, except the roles of Seanbaby and Brockway have been replaced by lesser known actors, guest Mark Mahoney is a ghost, they all fight monsters now, and we've added the word NIGHTS to it.

Seanbaby and Brockway drown in the chaos that guest, Dan McQuade, has brought in the form of Batwatch's "Scorcher." A single forty minute episode of television with 814 plots, all screaming, all at war with one another, none resolved.

Seanbaby suddenly remembers Theodore Rex exists, and he takes it out on Brockway and guest, Tom Reimann. The only 1990s dinosaur buddy cop movie where they had to sue the star to be in it!

Brockway reads from the Book of the Demon Star and sacrifices Seanbaby and guest, Lydia Bugg, to the devil! No, that's it. That's the podcast!

Did you love American Gladiators? You're going to tolerate Rollergames! Seanbaby dares Brockway and guest, Fryda Wolff, to survive 1989's horniest roller derby wrestling race, but what's this? We're just getting word there's an alligator pit! This could be DEVASTATING.

Brockway has sealed the lab, trapping Seanbaby and guest, author and Hot Dog Dennard Dayle, within. Containment must not be breached. By the end of this podcast, they must have understood one Compu-Toon comic strip, or they will have died for nothing.

Professional wrestling, ultimate fighting, ancient kung fu masters, educational ninjas, white saviors, goofy jeeps, ethnically diverse gangs, Vince McMahon, feral manbeasts tamed by amulets, huge women and the tiny men they love, expositional theme songs, and a secondary Van Dam. Superfights has it all. Come learn about the best '90s movie nobody has ever seen.

This is a podcast about the time Hulk Hogan allied himself with the Confederate army to pull off a time traveling dragshow speedboat grift. The podcast features Seanbaby, Brockway, and guest, Defector's Dan McQuade. Every one of these statements is factually accurate.

Seanbaby throws open the doors of his sexual dojo to admit all challengers! Brockway and guests, Michael Swaim and Abe Epperson, accept this foolish offer. We're talking about Zenno Jojido, the sexual martial art of dick manipulation. Of course, you assumed that!

Brockway cordially requests the presence of Seanbaby and guest, John Bull, to discuss It's a Royal Knockout! The slapstick obstacle course TV special conceived of, executed by, and starring the actual British royal family. And Walter Payton. And John Travolta. Tom Jones headshots Christopher Reeve with a ham. It cost half a billion dollars. Meat Loaf attacks a Prince. It damaged the monarchy forev...

Brockway recruits psychic ape master Seanbaby, and special guest psychic ape masters Drew Toothpaste and Natalie Dee, to battle CIA propaganda and find out the truth about Bigfoot, who lives beneath the Earth in psychic torpor and will definitely leave your mind-texts on read.

Seanbaby and Brockway are joined by guest, Napoleon Blownapart, to talk Monster Wars, the 1993 TV show about monster truck racing where all the monster trucks became wrestlers and made pun based wishes to destroy each other's private truck dimensions. That's real, it's a real thing. It's Monster Wars Week!

Brockway invites Seanbaby and guests, Michael Swaim and Abe Epperson, to the Sex Olympics. Sorry, BRAD STALLION'S Sex Olympics. It's a careful, erotic game of never quite fucking, snakeplay, and battery acquisition. This one's steamy, bring your wrinkled panties!

Seanbaby emits a series of gibbers and punch sound effects followed by a noise like the boogeyman trying to scare a horse. That's how you ask Brockway and guest, Zak Koonce, if they want to watch Shaolin Dolemite in native Dolemitese. They reply "Motherfucker!" which is Dolemitese for "yes."

In 1991 Vince McMahon sunk millions of dollars into an upstart bodybuilding competition whose only hook was "free steroids." Then, in 1992, he did it again, but more expensive and without steroids. That's exactly what Seanbaby, Brockway, and guest, Defector's Dan McQuade, are doing for this podcast. That's right, this week we're steroid-free!

Seanbaby demands that Brockway and guest Dan McQuade from Defector strip down to their panties, lube up, and get ready for the Jetman. Get your mind out of the gutter, we're talking about Vince McMahon's World Bodybuilding Federation! He spent millions of dollars trying to restart wrestling without the wrestling. It lasted two years.

Seanbaby wants to talk about Holy Terror, the Frank Miller graphic novel that's just What If...? Batman Was Islamophobic. The perfect guest for this is comic book magician Alan Moore... but he said no. The second best guest is comic book historian Bryan Stratton... who also said no, but eventually gave in. Brockway said no, too, but he's apparently not allowed to do that.

Brockway told Seanbaby and guest, Merritt K, two words: Todd McFarlane. And they still showed up! Let's talk about Todd McFarlane's Twisted Land of Oz toys and the, oh no, ten thousand word erotic fan fiction that came with them?

Seanbaby feels the need to revenge himself upon Brockway and guest, Lydia Bugg. For what? Unspecified. His method? MILF Manor. It's the MILF Manor podcast. You knew it was coming.

Seanbaby makes Brockway and guest, author Jason Pargin, play a super-size Book Game! 6 terrible 101 Things books, over 600 of the dumbest ways to arrange words mankind has yet discovered, 30 straight minutes of rambling tangents about niche online hate groups - this podcast has it all!

Brockway challenges Seanbaby and guest, Secretly Incredibly Fascinating's Alex Schmidt, to navigate the WikiHole. The intestinal tract of ignorance, the tube you go in when you allow fate and WikiHow to lead you to your own certain destruction. WARNING: Don't try anything in this podcast, or in general.