The Dick Show

The Biggest Problem in the Universe trademark, the shadowless Charizard, weddings without an open bar, women going on a shopping strike, masterclasses and you, emo Tik Tok nurses, imaginary Black rapists, trans skateboarders, the Silent generation, and advice on ovethinking; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Mad Hoes with Dick Cramer, my Pokemon cards, chat support, the Homeless Help Desk, the Buzz Lightyear kiss, pregnant men refused service, Chris the Kiwi reads some insults, a real foot fetishist calls in, and Fat Watch saves a marriage; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Internet Father's Day, my dog throws up in the car, red flag laws for food, murrlogic's new shoes, The Quartering talks about his lawsuit, his coffee, and his gay beans, various crypto Ponzi schemes, Internet Hate Machine talks about the GiveSendGo hacker, and another rap about fat women; all that and more this week on The Dick Show.

Women in white pants, hookers in Texas, wiping your butt with the wrong hand, heated streets for the homeless, greatful for shootings, Justin Bieber is paralyzed for absolutely no reason, the IRS is understaffed, and a funny song about fat women; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Veterans against guns, kid drag shows, Johnny the Audio Engineer is back, more medical misinformation, acid lite, problems with Top Gun, destroying the Mona Lisa, hacking elections, and a bad watermelon salad; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

How bad guys used to be, blaming me for everything, killing children in Star Wars, disclaimers, clips from the WEF, tracking your individual carbon footprints, and a new way to lie to women; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Waifu Watchers calls in about his scandalous video, I get handicapped parking, eating all the meats out of Chinese food, Sam Hyde is banned from Creator Clash, the Rescue Rangers movie dables in insect sex, using the phone, murrlogic needs pants and shoes, and Karl from "Who Are These Podcasts" has dinner with a fan; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

A dog catcher interrupts me, crazy liberals shooting up supermarkets, Phil from The Doll House calls in to talk about horse sex dolls, a guy who was almost aborted, me and Vito saved Netflix, and various Ponzi schemes; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Pro-choice, pro-life, and pro-asteroid, Seanies are sold out, hell gets an update, "Heckling is not cool", the sex strike, super fit models, bad beers taking over the fridge, central Africa vs. the IMF, and Pani is back in studio with more news; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Fat Tootsie, my bicycle falls apart, Adam Kokesh calls in, too much busting balls, the Girl Boss Nightmare, microplastics, and the Ministry of Truth; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Seanies, Jon Breaks Bad News calls in to talk about his TV show, "Did you used to be a body builder?", climate-friendly wars, Elon Musk buys Twitter, Millenials vs. Boomers, David Attenborough sells out, the IMF laughs, and Destiny loves Black people; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

My arm surgery, being fit shamed in the hospital, praying to Elon Musk, turning 4 Vicodin into 40, communicating properly with women, the fake close the window 'x' for Ukraine, Orwell's revenge, Seanies the Sean NFTs, bluecheck meltdowns over freedom of speech, Avon Chartsdale talks stocks and heroin; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

How I broke my arm bowling, Mister Metokur calls in, the new news girl knows all of my jokes, grooming, taxes, and a guy hates OnlyFans; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Alex Stein calls in about his town hall appearances, we try to define a woman, Hump Fest, paper calendars, vaccinations and Ukraine, Karl from "Who Are These Podcasts?" calls in about the bonus episode, MAPs IRL, and learning to walk again; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Upside down Ukrainian flags, invading my empty drawers, the government's Daylight Savings Time card, women giving away money, the trans swimmer, permanent adolescence, inflation and beans, what percentage of people there are, celebrities paying for gas, and disordered eating; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

The plywood toilet, Reddit Squadron is destroyed, the Bro Code, the US/Russia influencer gap, Women's History Month, Chris the Kiwi is obsessed with Ted Bundy, a Black CEO, women pulling your hair, McDonald's leaving Moscow, electric food, saying "gay", Jussie goes to jail, and going back to work; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Nick Rekieta in studio, Road Rage: Los Angeles 2, Hitomi Tanaka's final movie, a mom kills her son on television, a man girdle, banned from the paralympics, LARPing mercinaries, fatphobia and white supremacy, hot potatoe nuclear reactor, Vito attacks Putin, and Maddox's funeral; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

What you're fighting for, the Pretend Avengers, the Nuclear Luigi Board of America's death cult, the fat ghost of Kyiv, Lizzo's Big Grrrl's, a lady with a 600-pound butt lift, getting over a salacious sexual past, hitting on imprisoned women, and the countdown to 299; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

War on Canada, poop bags, FUD, trans closets in schools, the Disneyland retirement community, leg sweeps, Ralph calls in to talk about Portugal, Mr. Girl calls to to talk about Dr. K and the Healthy Gamer suicide; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

"Sean's Very Own Album" album releases, a fat woman ruins my day at the dog park, the furry who ruined a pizza ruins something else, TikTok censors my video, Canada goes after the kids, Trevor Bauer gets Me Too'ed, and words women know; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Eating bugs on the Odysee Games, Josh Denny is in studio to talk about his Black stepdad, Joe Rogan explains a "Planet of the Apes" joke, the War on Cancer, attack apologies and how to do them, my dad recommends new shoes, advice for an MtF transwoman, and balancing comedy and your girlfriend; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

The Honkening, Addidas sponsors a fat woman lying down, knock-off clothes for Valentine's Day, twenty years of soft weiners on HBO, antiwork and the jannies who ruined it, Batman guns for cops, a guy kills his dad, dating while blind, "it was fate" that you broke your foot, and some Patty C Cups stand-up; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Breaking my foot before Portugal, the worst Boomer wealth graph, Space Russia invades Space Ukraine, lesbian M&Ms, the right's abandoned spouse optics, bad advice for Valentine's Day, and Road Rage: 300 tickets are on sale; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Train robberies, revenge on Tonga, throwing away food, women ruining media, double price chicken wings, homosexual German guides, psychology books, how to pick a bar, going to Greenland the best way possible, covering up on Fat Watch, and Maddox's new video on children; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

A guy leaves me a passive aggressive review on AirBnb, Ralph and I get ejected from Binions and other Vegas stories, a dry t-shirt contest, gambling while infected and drunk, shopping in the Metaverse is a joke, putting kids in the trunk, Crippled Jesus is unvaccinated, the rise of the "mom bod", good thunder thighs, and the millennial 41; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!