The Dick Show

Sean has COVID, Vito fills in, Lex Fridman's stupid reading list, Andrew Tate is arrested, Tom Brady gets to second base with his son, a man dies in Ukraine, advice on your girlfriend farting, I get SWATed on New Year's Eve, Mansplaining, Jason Mewes' teeth, suing gun companies, Metokur retires, Chris the Kiwi sings a song for Cantillions, and a man cries on voicemail; all that and more this week...

Ukraine stealing Black people's money, my New Year's resolutions, losing at Christmas, a "healthy at any size" influencer dies, why everyone hates Ralph, remembering Cantillions, and anime figurines; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Nick Fuentes uses the studio, Hitler wins a debate, Elon Musk bans eyesight, California assembles a reparations committee, Karl and Vinnie call in with Creeps, "Murder the Media" J6 defendants call in, Pani reads news, and my soap gets replaced; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

My original Twitter account gets reinstated, a flight voucher is stolen from me, Hitler is a bad guy and lives in hell, good advice, an argument, and Lord of War 2; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

How to throw a Sprite, Kmart Suicide Marketing, dogs on planes, Chris the Kiwi sends more escort texts, satanic panic is back, Hitler, the morality police, divorce, and women lying; all that this week on The Dick Show!

A gross commercial, all my favorite guys team up, some good old fashioned Satanic panic, skydiving shop teachers, #StayWoke merch, BDSM teddy bears, mandatory fun at work, getting even with a crazy woman, and the biggest Fat Watch yet; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

The Biggest Problem in Long Beach, HR and DEI get hit the hardest, Baked Alaska calls in about going to jail for January 6th, the balldo, and a listener gives money to his mom; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

A puzzling hernia, the billion dollars FTX/SEC/DNC scam perpetrated against normal guys, trivia election fraud, Vito's poop fee, the Biggest Problem live show, Christian dating tutorials, and the power dynamics of rich men; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

The end of Daylight Savings hoax, Big Tech teams up with the government, Dilbert threatens to kill himself, stopping Elliott Rodger before he explodes, wanting to be fat, banned from Twitter again, plus-size water bottles, and harrassment propaganda in the military; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Winning a scam contest, all my exploding beers, Disney's first fat heroine, Aydin Paladin has some interesting studies on taxation and vindictive liberals, a golden erotic story, Paypal fights misinformation for no reason, Indignant Door Dashers who hold your foot hostage, and more problems with Pokemon; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Pani beats the Wage Gap, I build an Atomic Bomb, Karl messes up his audio, Chris the Kiwi seduces a prostitute, saving your Star Wars virginity for your husband, and I beat my nephew at Pokemon; all that and more this week on the Dick Show!

A hate speech time-out, Elon vs. Ukraine, Kanye vs. OJ Simpson, murder quotes, a very deceptive fat woman, COVID transmission scams, some super glue activists soup a painting, R drivers, and Josh Denny and Ethan Ralph are in studio; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Kanye goes "Death Con 3 on JEWISH people", Italians vs. Mexicans on Indiginous Columbus Day, my local Target is held hostage by a sleeping man, the flu shot, the clot shot, waifu watchers goes to stay with Andrew Tate in Romania, and Pani calls in sick; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Where is our money, men in skirts and tights, a Mexican gardener heist, lactating individuals, the Tesla robot pooped in its pants, cyber flashing, the CIA attacks the Nord Stream gas pipe, Congress considers the consequences of a vote, Saudi Arabia saves video games, and a gay porn star calls in; all that and more on this episode of The Dick Show! 

My Uber driver has a psychotic episode and drives into oncoming traffic, Ryan Long in studio, Kurt Metzger in studio, Dame Pesos calls in and drops some new stingers, refusal to wear the hijab, the kids and their non-dance music, an idiot tries to set themselves on fire, and women not trying to lose weight; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

the big-boobed shop class lady, donut problems, Boogie steals my Fat Watch bit and a Mitch Hedgeberg joke, Kiwi Farms is taken offline by a trans activist, Beerfest, money for homeless women, fat food, non-binary comedians, and Chris the Kiwi has a girlfriend; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Sending a black woman to the moon, Karl from "Who Are These Podcasts?" is in studio with clips from Female Dating Strategy, Ralph calls in to review the Salt Papi x Andy Warski fight, Def Noodles calls in about Salvo Pancakes and relationships, I honestly can't remember what else happened, and I caused 9/11; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

My Man and I do another show from Burning Man.

The most sickening story ever told, The Last Boomer, a car note that says "I'm going to rob you," Woodstock 99, the Orgasm Gap, 50 year mortgages, the Tampon Tax, the massacre of my boy, militards, Gate-gate,  

Demons, Tornado Cash, the IRS, Nick Rekieta guest co-hosts, and Pani talks about pegging; all that and more on this episode of The Dick Show!

Trump get raided by the feds, a Houston gun buy back gets taken advantage of, SuckBoyTony calls in about 3D printing ammo, Madcucks has issues with St. Louis, a mom makes passive aggressive comments about her husband, and fat women are tattooing flowers onto their folds; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

The Swim Thicc event of a lifetime, a woman-only Tour de France has problems, more ways ordinary people are getting screwed, GTA 6, the "men who have sex with men" community, banks rooting against the people, segregated diners, Vouge, and Alex Stein 99 calls in to talk about big booty Latinas, Uvalde, and Vito; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

How to Stop Monkey Pox, my pirate bed, TV sex changes, dial 988 for suicide, running your A/C, sharing a stage with Dave Chappelle, the woman of the year, Abbott and Costello, conspiracy theories by ideology, plus sized travellers, Chub Rub, NYC vs. water guns, and pretending to be arrested; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Nihilism in advertising, a homophobic telescope, swatting fallout, sexist hate starts with men, more fentanyl freakouts, the hand sanitizer cop, the FBI releases an app to prey on children, and how to leave your family; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

I get swatted for killing my wife, Brandon Herrera calls in to talk AKs, the Hunter Biden laptop leaks, Wisconsin declares their votes illegal, and teaching kids about hell; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!