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Sean knows everything about the Titanic, $17 charity comics, a kid's Hitler drawing, not giving women any money, conservative thots vs lesbians, anti-semitism laws, and FedEx loses a package; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Women find a new scam, a doctor refuses a debate, Christian protesters take to the street, "You wouldn't say that about Islam", the new Black Mirror, a DeSantis Gay Warning System, the definition of "lesbian", genital inspection, and more fat women; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Mundane Matt and Dame Pesos call in to talk about important things, a dead man is in the street, my sewer estimate arrives, a minor update on the Netflix assaulter, and Josie from Fishtank reviews Maddox's room; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

The LA Fair Arts & Crafts saga concludes, I go on Eric July's stream, a neighbor lady avoids school shootings, Islam is crashing, dancing vs. moonwalking, Lizzo quits music, women at the CDC, and a new theme song; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

A furry with a secret fetish, the LA County Fair debacle continues, Eric July has a three day meltdown after I read and give notes on Isom #1, Biden's War on Antisemitism, a man milks, a SWAT dog, Satanism and lady doctors doing math; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!  

Our mosiac gets zeroth place at the LA County Fair, banned from women, a fat lady walks on a plane, soap in video games, a white women is lynched for stealing a bike, women invent a stick with shade on it, a nerd writes an email, Jordan Petersen says "gay boy", and mindfulness; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

My No Ma'am church vs. Wholefoods, second opinions, Black people want to be first, Jon from Fishtank calls in and talks about spoiled meat, giants, sluts, and truck workouts, the LA Fair decisions are this week, Boogie loses a boxing fight, Trans-Transformers, more deep fake crying, and caring about everything all at once; all that and more this week on The Dick Show.

I have no plumbing in my house, Karl from "Who Are These Podcasts?" calls in, Vito funds his comic, Russia is winning, conservatives go hard into the paint, GPrime calls in about comics, a man is arrested for a headline, and advice on surviving life; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Slipping Ralph a Mickey, Chris DMZ calls in, Crowder's divorce, Dennis Miller, anti-flat Earthers, finally becoming transabled, women calculating speed and time and space, leaving a man with brain cancer, woke anime conventions, a guy hates science, Ewoks, and ear cameras; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

I get wrong directions, sex with an apron belly, Lorenzo Areola from "All That's Funny" calls in with more stories about his mom, how cemetaries go out of business, celebrities melt down, virtue signaling rock climbers, buying booze with a kid, genderfats, toilets that are too clacky, and Tony loses Vito's merch at Road Rage: Philadelphia 2; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Gay Legos and gay beer, Mersh calls in, cemeteries, optional poop at the vet, the culture war, alcoholic AI, harrassing a man, taking kids away from parents, hanging drug dealers in San Francisco, and vaccine bounties; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Gay beer, rollercoasters, a liberal in San Fransisco is stabbed, a gross OnlyFans, the government vs. AI, lying in college, the Dalai Lama tries to suck a tongue, fun with Title IX and more surprises in the Civil Rights Act, Dungeons & Miscegenated Dragons, a fat lady Indiana Jones, and Froggy Fresh calls in; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Gay beer, the skyrocketing price of Mexicans, affected by AI, more stupid ways to stop school shootings, Pokemon pronouns, more Gravy Seals, a pedo accusation, a furry survey, and meeting Gavin Mcinnes; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!  

An all-women surgeon team, replacing truckers, V-Tubers, Nick Rekieta calls in, Jordan Peterson hears a guitar, ESG investing, a woman is Tinder Swindler'ed, women measuring things, and a man is scammed by a prostitute; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Gravy Seals, Manosphere tupperware sales, The Whale is a comedy film, Gigi Diore in studio, Karl and Vinnie call in with a Scum Parade, non-binary bison, Reverse PUA, the problem with the FDIC, autism and dating and autism, a guy that paid to get his penis chopped up, and the Taliban; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

My episode of No Jumper comes out, hate burnouts, another bank is bailed out, Cigarette Bummers, The GI Bill destroyed public education, high school IQ, Q-Anon Shaman, lazer NFTs, bad beer, more false accusations, autism, a fat woman breaks a horse, April O'Juneteenth, Jon Zherka in studio; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

I mess up my project for the LA County Fair, fat women Kickstart a special towel for fat women, Black women can't find helmets, anti-woke chocolate, messing up on the No Jumper podcast, cigars cause lung cancer, and a hidden camera Fat Watch; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Dilbert has a Kramer moment, NATO posts cringe, my car is self-driving, a Bananadox remix, a lady steals a Nintendo Switch, a guy is accused of harrassment, and Nick's Vegas show; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Being swatted again, Roald Dahl is censored by freaks, I take a 17-hour trip to Los Angeles and back, the competency death-cross and the beginning of the Idiocracy, a trainwreck call in, and some complaints about paintings; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

The Pedo Bowl, no more free samples at the ice cream store, my dad gets COVID, DAN breaks free of his computer prison and writes a gun poem, shooting space aliens, taxing our tips, Disney adults, guitar lessons for frontholes, and Vito wants a toupee; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Building a nest in my shower, China declares a Balloon Wars, Deep Fake Brain Pornography, gay zombies and gay survival, Blackuary, the American Homeland, and Maddox on AI; all that and more this week on The Dick Show

A Job Lynch Mob takes Justin Roiland down, Sean name drops, an ice man princess falls on television, Nick Rekieta calls in to talk about an insane person who is suing him and Kyle Rittenhouse, the impending tech wars, my solution for the cope of agorism, more Jesus stuff, OxMad retires, and the WATP/TDS live show tickets are on sale; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Baked Alaska comes in studio to defend his honor, Brittany Venti calls in to talk about getting struck by Eliza Blue, millenials are not going conservative like they're supposed to, a guy has a fat girlfriend, gaslighting your wife, AR-15s, the WATP/TDS crossover live show, gay couples adopting, and everyone is sick; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Bariatric surgery for kids, Miss Universe is run by a "wemon", M&Ms are cigarettes for ladies, reparations, Maddox is retired by the game, a fat lady #MeToos all of Ralphamania, the medical consent of the government, "Died Suddenly, femcels, and a guy forfeits an argument; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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