The Dick Show

I get shot in the eye, Mr. Girl calls in about starting a cult and stopping his girlfriend's HRT, Tariq Nasheed's homosexual Buck Breaking NFTs, Sean throws a snowball at a man's face, and advice on quitting your job; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Boobs so big they turn you Italian, a special Dick Show George Floyd NFT giveaway, fat Beauty and the Beast, a guide on being a cuck, a guy with a blood fetish, an idiot stops a human trafficking, a fake tom boy, the new c-word, and my dog starts her period; all that and more this week on The Dick Show

A diarrhea cake for dogs, filing false police reports, sliding into Tessa Fowler's DMs, sleeping in your car, an easy fix for inflation, someone complains about staying poor, a black box for climate change, 1984 told from a woman's perspective, kids eating on the ground, and a very fat woman; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

People trying to be stop signs, pictures of dog poop, COVID: The Cough Variant, Vic Lasagna is kicked from Comic-Con LA, Iron Liz calls in about her comic and Channel Awesome, and the planning for Road Rage: 300 begins; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Strong men create strong times, weak men create weak times, transcendental meditation, breast reduction surgery, an SUV walks into a bar and runs over a Christmas parade, cash bail, the IRS gears up to eviscerate the gig economy, Biden says "Negro", and the winner of the Sean Dance Stone Toss NFT contest is chosen; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Nick Rekieta calls in about the Rittenhouse case, Ryan Long and Danny Polishchuk are in-studio, Stone Toss sells out of NFTs, inflation jokes, pet insurance, crossing state lines, different-sex gay relationships, and women transitioning to fatter women; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Sean's car gets hit in my driveway, a coke shortage affects me, Build Back Better (Without Men), an all fat Hooters, Cart Narcs calls in about Dr. Phil, Tammy has the last laugh as Lowtax goes to Greenland; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Right-clicking NFTs and other FUD, Tess Holiday fights fat body erasure by wearing the world's unluckiest bikini, my dog is sexually harassed at the park, Chris the Kiwi meets an autistic escort and gets reviewed, most college applicants lie about their race, inflation hits strip clubs, a citizen journalist is raided by the FBI, and the Lego "ox" collection; all that and more this week on The Dick...

I play 52 Pickup, a Rooftop Korean comes into the studio and identifies my attacker, a furry ruins a pizza and makes us throw up, performative cynicism, and a woman tries to fill up the air in her car tires; all that and more on this episode of The Dick Show!

Vito and I are assaulted at the Netflix protest by Netflix employees and their associates at a company-sponsored walkout over Dave Chapelle's special The Closer; our signs are taken and smashed, I am thrown into a rock, and we make international news; that is the only thing we talk about on this episode of The Dick Show!

Youth soccer is ruined, a French Manicure military, Lizzo wears a tuna net, gay culture and the designated virgin, vaccine passport deja vu, Netflix stomps the trans resistance, waking up, paying attention, and the national divorce, and Brandon Buckingham in studio wrestling boxers and picking up Pokemon; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Dave Chapelle is canceled, a self-defense school shooting, "Fat Watch" with Tess Holiday, Adam from Houston has fun with a speculum, a never-ending state of un-safety, swallowing hair, whistleblowing, carbon-saving driving directions, and electroshocking your brain to cure depression from being fat; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Tax the rich, stop being fat, lie to your baby mama, Playboy but with men for straight men, Chris the Kiwi's escort texts, getting your car towed, underrepresentation in film and television, leaving your grandparents, the BallsDeepWeep developer calls in, and nurses and teachers and nurses and teachers; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! 

Raz0rfist calls in about the results of the AZ audit, my dad crashes his bike and loses his mind, Chris the Kiwi leaves reviews on brothels, KFC is illegal in New Zealand, bodies with vaginas are a thing now, my Christmas decorations for men, more advice on going to Greenland, and Brian Laundrie gets put in a self-defense situation; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

A vegan sports bar sells me fake liquor, Egg White calls in to talk about Virginfest, trying to find a good bull penis, the military launches white supremacist Funko Pops, the Met Art gala needs more of your money, CartNarcs calls in about bothering people to return their shopping carts, believing in unemployment, the Taliban enjoys some paddle boats, the FDA rejects booster shots, and Nicki Minaj...

A disappointing 9/11, Nick Rekieta vs. Vito, Rick and Morty ruined their best story, a gorilla attacks Larry Elder, passing on one million dollars, Robert E Lee is canceled, a time capsule heist, real pro life problems, expelled from virtual school, Amazon invades Mexico, teaching your kids to mine NFTs, and how to deal with shame; all that and more on The Dick Show!

A $6,000 vet bill, a Chinese mosquito invasion, women's rights vs. gun's rights, fake jousting, a mask epidemic, and Ralph gets served in Las Vegas, how to get rich, cranking one out while sexting, body autonomy, the Australia check-in app, and horse medicine; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

A plague of fatsos have made chairs obsolete, a pilot throws a tantrum on a flight, lies about e-cigarettes, getting in altercations at a White Sox game, The Taliban goes to Mars, the WATP Live show, Chris the Kiwi calls in, the Madcast Media Network goes dark, and the Margarita question; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Never running out of beer, Payment processors declare war on porn, Australia declares war on foster dogs, "you can't make this up!", Larry Elder's blackface, army medals, the Tesla bot, Chinese military training, fat women in the Victoria's Secret mailer, big boobs on the handicapped, the work-at-home switcheroo, Afghanistan veterans on suicide watch, getting a vasectomy, and how to invest in a wo...

The Taliban is back in town, the boat is gone, the American gay pride flag is safe, The OC Fair ruins pig races, Catfish Ninja busts another ped*phile and plays taser tag with a trans woman, the Bella saga unwinds on the Killstream, "scientism", bad editing jobs on boob reveal GIFs, what to do about a nosey girlfriend; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Chipping my tooth on the dog, The David AKA The Wiener Man, a fake fentanyl overdose, lynching Bella the Hero, Apple vs. your nudes, "unlawful parading", a whopping dad taxes on miles driven, the police fake a fentanyl overdose, NASA lies, the "guy who ate too much" emoji, Gonzo wears a dress, teenager appropriate porn, and Crippled Jesus plays poker; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Chris Chan breaks the Internet, the pronoun warriors over-swing, funding breast reductions, separate but equal job websites, PayPal joins forces with the ADL, #CancelRent, Karl calls in to argue about the Olympics, the case-counting runaway train, dog grooming licenses, and myth busting Lizzo's stage dive; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

The happiness index hits an all-time high, the Olympics' anti-sex beds, the US women's soccer team loses, the He-Man reboot that contains no He-Man, the FBI buys domestic terrorists lunch, the wacky case of the Sophie Long Cyberbullyers, why the US government wants women, and drive-by chess attacks; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Anaheim deplatforms hate, low flow shower heads are a private business, my house is almost burned down, the police beat some people, a woman asks for advice, a man stalks a co-worker, Chris the Kiwi violates his probation, Israel implements Happy Badges, France mandates vaccines, rebranding shark "interactions", the LEGO gun, and the Fed raises the retirement age; all that and more this week on Th...

Having COVID forever, a trans-mom a milkin, male bullimia, LEGO terrorists, the fat-friendly internet, door-to-door trusted community members vaccinating your children, Bill Cosby is free and innocent, saluting the Boomer flag, getting vaccinated against hurricanes, the gay men's choir makes a joke, and butt monkeys for reading; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!