The Devil's Advocates Legally Distinct Podcast

We obtained an exclusive interview (a real one with someone who isn't Jeff Goldbloom) with Curtis Koehler, CEO of Razor Razor, a company that makes high end concealable bladed weapon systems at an affordable price. We are obsessed with its unique design and undeniable power. Come listen as we discuss this amazing technology and talk to the man, the myth, the legend known as Curtis Koehler.

In this season premiere, the boys talk about the ISS and the amazing technology and engineering that goes into it. Also, they have obtained an exclusive recording from astronauts on the ISS, who want to tell us about life in outer space.

We recorded a roadside chat to close out season 4. John robbed a grave. Dave is still obsessed with hentai. Y'all know what it is. No ad for this episode because we love you.

Join us for an episode about hentai and a surprise story from John about a very interesting thing he helped write when he was a wee lad.

Milkers. Big ole mommy milkers. Moist nip nips. Cream issues forth from my turgid nip nips as your lips quiver in anticipation.

This episode about video games is sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends. Play today and unlock the characters Dave and John. John is a ninja style fighter sporting a deadly katana and sneaky skills. Dave is a magic wielding shadow demon in the shape of something suggestive. Come battle today and experience the thrill of victory as your enemies lay before you, broken and bleeding. Hear the cries of thei...

Introducing our hit new single, The Bus Sucks! Check out this straight banger. Available on everything. https://open.spotify.com/album/2vpdf5YaakRPcx4M0y0elH

We used AIDungeon to create an entirely AI generated podcast. Come learn about how you can win a free Satanism, journey with our new guest, Jennifer, as she tells us her thoughts on heaven and Jesus. Also this episode is sponsored by Cialis, now formulated with BUG, which will take your penis game to the next level.

In this one hour long special, the boys talk about a range of topics including Johnny Depp and Amber Heard, tobacco, crazy experiences with research chemicals, and the time that Dave died.

This is the most amazing show you will ever hear. Dave and John brought Shakespeare back to life and are forcing him to write the script. This is dedication to true quality.

In this season opening, the show was privileged to attain an exclusive interview with the critically acclaimed, award winning actor, Jeff Goldbloom. The boys ask the seasoned artist questions about his career and secrets of his craft. Jeff divulges inside information on what it was like to work on the biggest projects in his industry.

In this season finale, Joe Rogan and Alex Jones take over the podcast and talk about how to be a real man, what it takes to get to the next level, and how to be super manly and alpha like a man. Become a Paid Subscriber: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/devilsadvocateslegallydistinct/subscribe

Hey man, it's like 420 bro. So we're lighting up and talking all about like stuff and we talked about like Buddhism, myan. It's just like Vietnam, myan, you don't know what it was like out there. It was crazy, myan, like there was all these explosions going like, 'boooom', 'pow', and like fucken, 'kabloooooowie!" and like I saw so much stuff, myan. And like we had weed and stuff but it was like Vi...

The boys revisit the body horror subject for a deep dive into Uzamaki, a manga that traumatized John forever and sent him into a spiral of madness.

The boys are back in legally distinct Springfield and they are talking about body horror and cosmic terror, until they just start chatting about their favorite anime because nostalgia is a hell of a drug.

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We break down the Will Smith/Chris Rock controversy. Don't ask us why this episode is named Seppuku. It is not about suicide methods employed by ancient Japanese warriors at all. It's mostly about the slap thing. We name our episodes weird. It's so strange. Why are we like this? Why, I ask you, did the Heavens permit such lowly forms as us to exist? Is it because the Universe is actually a cold, d...

John recounts his time living in Panama City Beach, Florida and the crazy hijinks he got up to there. They talk about dangerous pranks, insane drug experiences, and they simultaneously piss off every Irish person alive.

Dave gives some details on a book he read as a young lad. The contents of this episode were so raunchy and disgusting that Dave and John felt it needed to be censored. It's really bad y'all. You've been warned. If you want the full uncut episode with no ads, head over to patreon.com/DevilsAdvocatesLegallyDistinct and choose the $10 subscription.

We in the Deep South, reading only the finest of Christian faith literature! Learn about the secret of the South which was uncovered by a devout Christian man.

Dave and John got robbed by a soup man while journeying to Deep South.

On this dark Halloween night, the pumpkin moon glares upon a scorched desert sandscape. Within this cursed realm, two men have gone stark raving mad as the darkness closes in upon them. From within these shadows, crimson eyes stare, yet the two fellows are unperturbed. Somehow, against all probable odds, they have found a way to communicate with the outside world. Do they use it to obtain their re...

In this Halloween special, a new pumpkin has appeared in patch! The guest, Amy, is a hydrologist, so the boys get to ask all their most pressing questions about water. They talk about spooky water to avoid. Also, this is Halloween Halloween Halloween Halloween Halloween Halloween Halloween Halloween Halloween Halloween Halloween Halloween Halloween Halloween Halloween Halloween Halloween Halloween...

This is a very dark story about a hitchhiker who was held captive by a horrible man. Also a highway where many go missing. Prepare for some extremely grim content.

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