The Devil's Advocates Legally Distinct Podcast

Are aliens real??? Can we clap their cheeks? Get their sweet, sweet alienussy? Find out right here, right now. We got them alien cheeks and we are ready to get clappin'.

Death Valley Death Dogs is recording demos, y'all. Trve kvlt quality stuff. Get your ears ready for a beating, bitch. Also listen as John takes a big ole L. He is dick slapped in the forehead gratuitously. Become a Paid Subscriber: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/devilsadvocateslegallydistinct/subscribe

The boys talk about some nature facts, then they segue perfectly into discussing some dark dreamscapes.

In this episode, we are joined by a special guest, Screaming Cicadas! What an illustrious performance they put on. Also Dave recounts a bad night of drinking he did once, with a surprise appearance from Beartrap Pussy.

Come get transported into a land of peace and tranquility as you are guided through Zen Buddhism exercise which are designed to bring your awareness to the highest possible vibrational dimension.

We introduce a new genre of music known as coughcore. Come listen to our coughcore beats as we bring everyone together with a sense of unity.

John recounts his experiences being homeless for a year.

The boys talk about Mr. Beast and the war in Ukraine. They, of course, do not break their strict rule of never talking about politics.

Dave and John penetrate to the deepest depths of internet sexuality, discussing their own experiences, big ole floppy dicks, and too much hentai

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For the season 6 premier, we present to you a Joe Rogan podcast exclusive, with Alex Jones and two rare evolutions of Alex Jones that can't be found anywhere else unless you have 14 grams of DMT on you.

This is the final episode of season 5! A special retrospective on the show so far with some inside insight on the trends that have popped up so far.

The boys have found the real Carmen San Diego and ask her all about her travels across the world.

Selected from the finest of our barrel aged drinking stories comes this collection of sweet nectars that will certainly put some hair on your chest.

The boys talk about how some people sold their souls to achieve greatness. They also fantasize of Bob Dylan just absolutely plowing John, just going to town on him and playing him like a harmonica.

Come listen as Dave farts his way through a podcast where he, John, and Amy talk about the proliferation of pornography in modern society, weird dreams they've had, and crazy kids they have known.

Join us for a very special episode featuring Joe Rogan and Jordan Peterson as they explore an in-depth examination of the cultural phenomenon known as The Devil's Advocates Legally Distinct Podcast.

The boys ask the most important question of all time and history. What will you give me to put in me stew?

Have a bonus episode as a gift, you stupid little shit

This episode was sponsored by the Hawaii Board of Tourism and they have a very important message that you need to hear right now!

This episode is a tribute to the late, great Norm McDonald. The boys go over some of his best jokes in a tantalizing and Shakespearean reenactment of the best podcast format in all of existence.

Someone is writing books about Dave and John! We're in the wrong universe! Ahhhhhhh!

After a long hiatus in The Void, the crew come back to talk about African warlords and Andrew Tate. Who could ask for a better reunion?

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