The Devil's Advocates Legally Distinct Podcast

The boys recap the Wale's Tales one last time as John says how he really feels and then they discuss how big headed alien people teamed up with Greek dog men to make modern society. Come get in here and get moist, you stupid little slut!

The boys talk about some more Wales tales and other assorted topics. Sponsored by North Korea, long live Kim Jung Un, may he reign a thousand years, his wisdom and power protects us all.

Please, everyone, put an F in chat to pay your respects to the Irish horses.

Dave gets ready to talk about his favorite Welsh folk stories...until special guest Pedro the Meth Smoking Philippino showed up and derailed the whole show. Come learn all about Pedro in this exclusive interview.

The people have spoken and...*sigh*...we brought him back. I hope I die.

Come join the festivities as Dave and John celebrate another year of podcasting. A special shout-out to our fans who keep coming back for more and supporting us, you make it worth it. Sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends.

The boys talk about the true origin of Thanksgiving, then for some reason, John turns this into a reason to talk shit about Britain and St. Patrick's Day. Dave gets it back on track with talk about good food, then John yet again derails the conversation with a discussion about his secret desires. Sponsored by thetip.com (don't go there)

The boys do a roadside chat where they get downright nerdy and start talking about Star Wars and Star Trek.

Dave gives a dire warning about some reading material he's been recommending. He finished the series and, well, he's got some feelings about it. This episode is sponsored by spiritual satanism.

The boys talk about Buddhism, sponsored by Indonesia.

John talks about the most devastating nutshot he's ever endured. Then the boys reminisce over some forbidden content that you aren't allowed to hear. Obviously, we're sponsored by 19 Year Old Buttholes. Try it today! It's the newest antivirus computer software, available for free on your nearest porn site!

Come join the boys in a spooky spirit as they talk about haunts and scares and... Israel? Goddamn it, they talked about Israel again, didn't they?

Shambanism: part the fourth one - electric boogaloo, the sequel to, Dude, What's This Episode About?

Join us for a somber look at the unfolding violence in the Middle East as Dave and John recount what they currently know about the conflict.

The boys delve even further into the mystical realm of the shaman.

The boys get deeper into the shamanism conversation and take it back to the basics to explain their view on the origin of shamanism and how it has developed since then.

Dave and John begin a discussion about shamanism. Dave starts talking about Carlos Castenada as John dies of coughing. This and everything else in the year 2023 is sponsored by Verizon Wireless.

Dave and John talk about the Boogaloo Boys, an American militia group that's been taking the cringeposting community by storm. Come take a seat and listen as they tell you of these people and how vastly, incomprehensibly, irrevocably stupid they all are. Let us laugh at their stupidity together. Go on, point and laugh. It's okay, they deserve it.

In this special episode, the boys talk about all the most current news. Also some shoutouts for the folks who interacted with our polls and Q&A. Thanks, y'all, keep it up.

In this season finale, all the special guests come together one last time. A Junji Ito spiral happens, and then all hell breaks loose. Join us for the gripping end to season 6! Become a Paid Subscriber: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/devilsadvocateslegallydistinct/subscribe

Come listen to Dave talk about My Little Pony and Cobra Kai while he punches John through several dimensions at once. Become a Paid Subscriber: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/devilsadvocateslegallydistinct/subscribe

The boys talk about politicized spiritual warfare and how people are using piss jars to curse their political rivals. Become a Paid Subscriber: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/devilsadvocateslegallydistinct/subscribe

The boys talk about the terms of use for Spotify For Podcasting and all the ways they've broken those terms. Please be nice to us, Spotify, we were only joking. Become a Paid Subscriber: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/devilsadvocateslegallydistinct/subscribe

Oops, we forgot to post this one in order! Oh well, have more alienussy. Check out the previous episode, Truth At Skinwalker Ranch, for a more updated discussion on this subject, you saucy little sloot. Become a Paid Subscriber: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/devilsadvocateslegallydistinct/subscribe

Dave and John talk about Skinwalker Ranch and the extent of David Grusch's involvement with the ghost hunters there, not knowing they were wrong all along! How stupid of them. Don't miss out on this groundbreaking information! Become a Paid Subscriber: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/devilsadvocateslegallydistinct/subscribe