The Devil's Advocates Legally Distinct Podcast

We have one rule on this podcast; don't talk about politics.

In this special unreleased material from the first season, the boys talk about cat claw anatomy, and Dave takes us to his kinky corner.

Dave and John teach us how to stay safe on the internet.

Learn about how John was mentally tortured for six months by a proficient and dedicated stalker.

John and Dave talk about a special somebody who most regard as a joke...but is there more to this person? Tune in and find out!

The boys share a very strange encounter they had with a scary old lady, among other things.

Listen to John and Dave as a speech jammer breaks their brains with a hammer.

Eels

The lesbian burrito girl is a rare find, but the boys crossed paths with one and sure enough, burritos ensued. When a lesbian burrito girl offers you a burrito, there is but one answer. Take the burrito and know you have been blessed.

Dave and John talk about dark real life stories involving things that go bump in the night.

Dave and John deliver the best facts about dinosaurs in this special edition of Nature Facts.

A shorter episode about news involving Lil Nas X and a discussion about Belle Delphine.

Dave and John open the case files on some true crime. Dave tells a chilling story about something that happened near where they live. It's a dark episode, not for the faint of heart.

In the first roadside chat, Dave gets his revenge on John for claiming his was the slipperiest butthole. It's been a long time coming. In the second roadside chat, it's been two weeks since recording part 1. They discuss how handy Pokemon Go is for navigating trails, then they talk about the horrors of the night.

Dave and John talk about the best cats they have ever known, and John tells a story about a man who got shot in the face by a particle beam. Then the coyotes come.

Dave recounts his work in wildlife restoration, John talks about why Juggalos are actually the best, and they both reminisce about the first time they met each other. A magical moment, indeed. Fated by the very gods themselves.

Dave and John discuss interesting facts about nature that you can share with friends and family! They also explore the plight of one particular animal and how we can help raise awareness.

John describes the sexiest bear he's ever seen, then the boys talk about the spirits of the desert, and the strange life that awaits anyone who resides in Death Valley.

We go into the wilderness on a cold desert night armed with an axe, a really cool canteen, the best survival hat, and a handle of whiskey. Only one can return unscathed. Who will it be? Tune in to find out!

We talk about why Squidward is the hero of the story, being haunted by the timeless agents of chaos known as Spongebob and Patrick. Also, is Jar Jar Binks actually a secret badass? Tune in and find out that no, in fact, no to the Jar Jar Binks being a badass. He's not.