The Dead Baby Bear Podcast

We got a bad review. Honesty is terrifying. When women want something bigger, they can get em. Hot chicks aren’t as hot with masks on. Sean got COVID’d. The world needs Karens. Kathleen is a compilation gal. Why can’t straight white males dance the way they want to? I would like you better if you were a lesbian. “They seemed likable.” Apache beard. “I’m the Tom Cruise of blowjobs.” Follow us: http...

This week on the show: lung herpes. CERB talk and mask truthers. Is this racist? Sean and Kathleen don’t miss hugs or handshakes. Sean takes an ADHD test. Big balls are gross. Who wants more semen? “I did so good they gave me the pills!” Pussy cripplers and French ticklers. Tractor sex toys. The world is too angry. Pixelated puss. Let the lava flow. Sean wipes back to front. Follow us: https://lin...

You can’t be a diva in the Canadian comedy world. How would you want to die? Cancel culture. Radio is like comedy. It was spaghetti, you idiot. Sean talks about his worst ever show. Have you ever wanted to be a karaoke DJ? Could you hold a baby during sex? Sean has questions about menopause. Eugene ate a pot cookie. Reverse bidet. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Firefighter brutality. I’m willing to risk my life for new teeth. Titanic 2 is a bad movie, but you should watch it. Comedy condos are a forensic audit of the previous comedian. “He’s in the middle of a book touch.” A parent is just a person who fucks. Look at the mop on this! Dottie puked on Sean and his things. Poor people put more thought into pet names. What is your Baja Rosa corkage fee? Foll...

What’s the point of being on the podium in a diaper? Can you poop underwater? Covid comedy is not bad. No one cares about the problems of rich people. Sean looks racist. Kathleen feels bad for red hats. Sean has a good idea for a police TV show. Kathleen likes to ruin men’s weekends. Follow us at: https://linktr.ee/deadbabybear Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kathleen thinks she’s going to get cancelled. Sean had a shitty job. The team talks George Floyd. Who would want to be a police officer? Everybody has to ‘Karen Up’ sometimes. Everything is scary. Is CERB going to run out? Home renovations make Sean cry. Defund Home Depot! “I love these ‘glory hole’ things.” Look out for straight white aliens. Follow us at: https://linktr.ee/deadbabybear Hosted on...

Are online comedy shows cool? Acoustic comedy. If you buy a rotten vegetable, you deserve a rotten vegetable. Remember high school graduation? Puking at a rich kid’s house. Don’t buy condoms at the same 7-11 you buy your slurpees from. Having a dog is kind of like having a kid. Kathleen’s dogs fight to the death. Asking for nudes is rude. Sean fast-forwards through sex scenes. Is Joe Biden a hair...

How long before people start saying you’ve got the “Man-Covid”? Mattress Hall of Fame. Sean did an online comedy show and didn’t stand close enough to his router. Kathleen might buy a new vacuum. Are you a “toys and person” kinda gal? Sean would hate art if he wasn’t an artist. Then his battery dies. Don’t ask to see my feet! How would you want to be murdered? Do you think Doughnut Party would spo...

Social distancing. “I never thought I would live to see bleach make a comeback.” Sean has a really good analogy about muffins. If you grew up in Edmonton, you know all about Coeur d'Alene. Was Kathleen too young for the Sunday Night Show? 9/11. Humans are like goldfish. Should we still support Batman given the role of bats in our current pandemic? AFTER ALL HE’S DONE TO US?!?!? You can’t be monoga...

Are there cucks in the animal kingdom? God has gotten better at drawing over the years. What is your favourite Asian? It would suck if every immigrant was a white teen. If you work during coronavirus you should get a bonus, except for grocery store workers. Learn how to punch a box, idiot. Kathleen watches porn on her phone. Sean wants a dry foot jerk. Male nurses have it tough. I can’t wait to si...

Kathleen’s funeral will be a touching, not a viewing. Pin the needle on the fetus. Kathleen used to wash her hands until they were bleeding. What if pink eye made you immune to coronavirus? Fuck Fabricland! Sean used to get his ‘janit’ on. Kathleen still remembers all the people who puked at school. Sean can’t puke around other people. Coronavirus update. “The Divide In Code.” Kathleen is a fish m...

There are no depressed chimps. Whales evolved from wolves. Do fish sleep? Did you know that cats have abortions? Nature films are mostly murder and Sean wishes they had less sex. Are you less of a lady if you don’t mind cum? It’s a difficult time to be a serial killer. Kathleen has her first "book story" of the podcast. Comedy isn’t football. My life is a rainy day. Follow us everywhere at: https:...

This week on the best podcast in the world: What is your ha-dometer reading? This podcast is dedicated to the truckers of North America. Sean can’t live without milk and cheese. Guys used to like no asses. Now they like asses. Or did they like asses all along? People from small downs don’t cut their turds. When is the best age for your parents to get divorced? Fake cheating is the quickest way to...

Kathleen has two more problems than Sean. “I would die to look that fat!” Get that spaghetti outta here! That's how little cats respect us. Can we do a kid roast? All ashes go in one spot. What if you want your body everywhere? Why isn’t it called the bat flu? Sean wants to ride an elk. Kathleen is into massage porn. Russians have huge hands. Sean shits on heaven and hell. Another scratchy ticket...

Where does heroin go? Should you judge a person based on how they acted in a Star Wars movie? Having a “tattoo person” is too much. How close to death was it? Uh oh, that’s a water-hopper. Celebrity viruses. Hey, knock it off with the sexual assaults! We’ve got staying powder. The Romans were the first bulemics. “Last year the guy was brutal. Last year the girl cried.” Blackout drunk is not truth...

This week on the Dead Baby Bear podcast with Kathleen McGee and Sean Lecomber: Kathleen has never had shot burn. Sean went to a very weird school. Ordering Skip The Dishes to the ICU. People should have to audition for organ donations. Show idea: McDonalds - Count the Filet. Kathleen is mildly anxietal. You learn a lot about people during a dog search. What’s a Halley Burton? No Travis lights up a...

Which came first, english or french? Everyone has a limit of how much “senior” they can handle. Goodnight and goodbye is the best way to exit a situation. What’s a chemise? Do parents of burlesque dancers go watch? Broccoli is the healthy cotton candy. The world won’t know about cancer of the floret until 2043. If you get a boob job, do you pay per tit? If you just get one boob done, you did it fo...

Kathleen gets scammed by a monkey. Sean fully misunderstands what a “weighted blanket” is. Hoodies are a summer dress for fat guys. Sue Johanson made Canadians good at sex. Dicks are pretty self-explanatory. A listener is diagnosed with sleep apnea. Alt-comic slowly dies on stage. What STI do koalas have? I’ve got a bad case of the scratchies. More pelvic itch than a koala in a bush fire. The US s...

How did Kenny G pop? Does jazz even have songs? Things go squirrelly when Sean takes a huge solo dump. Sean is the R Kelly of recycling. Kathleen looks back on a date with a young hoarder. Charles sleeps in a bed that used to belong to a little girl. The epic journey of the missing nut. Breakthroughs in male underwear technology. Does a pussy feel like extra butt cheeks? Good looking guys don’t ge...

Sean goes after multi-level marketers, tupperware and CBD. Kathleen pitches the next two must-see reality shows: the Real Housewives of Zimbabwe and Boyle Street. Kathleen wants to open a hot face yoga studio so men can get together and cry. Sean wouldn’t take advice from a future or current version of himself. Everytime you see a hot guy, you’ll probably see a hot chick, but once you hit 50 every...

Kathleen discovers the new Baby Shark, Sean loves corporate Christmas comedy. Hockey parents are crazy, Sean accuses Kathleen of victim shaming, looks back on a trip to Whiteknife and thinks women have it worse than men. Kathleen isn't a Star Wars person but is into baby Yoda. Should we cancel the word "abreast"? A moment of pure scratchy-ticket related joy. Follow us on Instagram @deadbabybear. H...

The incredibly talented Mike Lynch ( check out his popular YouTube videos ) joins the show this week. We kick off the campaign to have Cecil replace Don Cherry on Hockey Night in Canada, Sean performs improv "Diary of Anne Frank," and comes up with an idea for an Alberta Redneck Comedy Tour. Kathleen wants to be the female Larry the Cable Guy and realizes that as a grownup, every day can be hot do...

Tune in this week for a very special episode of the Dead Baby Bear Podcast where Sean and Kathleen take over "One Night Stand-Up" and perform for a live audience! This month: Kathleen refuses to wear socks and Sean smells her shoe. Would you rather swallow shit or cum? Sean learns about a certain type of cup that's only for women and that you only wear a tampon when you want to ruin the plumbing a...

Sean likes to perform for the oldest people possible, Kathleen doesn't care about climate change and some people are on board. Ever get your package stuck in a zipper? Sean invents the term skin zipper. Kathleen has good dental genes. More men are "coming out" of the fridge. Arguing with people on Facebook is a waste of your energy. Do men get a worse flu than women? Kathleen talks about the one t...

Sean gets a call from the CRA and Kathleen is tracked down by the Government of British Columbia. Election fever hits the Dead Baby Bear den. Sean and Kathleen break down “Youtube families” and the term “meh.” Who does a stand-up set at a funeral? Sean thinks it would be cute if, when we die, we’re buried with live kittens. “Can you do a rapid perogy dehydration pre-funeral?” Kathleen’s grandpa wa...