The Dead Baby Bear Podcast

“I’m still nuts, but whatever.” Suicide cards. Kathleen kind of lost her engagement ring. Screw people with too much money. Masks are face slavery! Broke road trips. The worst documentary ever. Mortuaries, Funerals & Dies. Sean wants to be buried like a viking. Another great business idea. Did I have a sex dream out of my mouth? Northern Queen is the best!!! Follow us everywhere: Linktr.ee/Dea...

It’s episode 69!!! It’s actually only 66, but don’t tell Sean & Kathleen. It’s better when you can’t taste the weed. The pandemic has meant less expensive nights out. All we do is complain about billionaires and then contribute to their wealth. Gondolas are only scary if you’re a giant pussy. Kathleen doesn’t buffer. Sean once found his Dad’s porn. Rush Limbaugh. COVID would have been brutal b...

Kathleen deactivates Facebook. It’s too cold and life is depressing. Sean is a bad employee looking for work. Gorilla glue. Anti-double masking. Stand-up comedy is in trouble, so we are going to become real estate agents. Bell doesn’t care. Northern Queen edibles is our new sponsor! Follow us here: https://linktr.ee/deadbabybear Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kathleen is at her COVID breaking point. Sean is writing a sitcom about a long-term care facility turning woke. The “little guy” always loses. Why do people have money they don’t use? MAGA-uffaws: conservative comedy! Sean misses small town drinking and driving. Screwing in tents. Sean’s resume is from the 90’s. Trust the Dust, ladies. Big dick energy or sociopath? Kathleen would die for some of h...

Old people talk a lot about dying. Rich people are gross. Anti-mask protests vs. anti-bra protests. Male nipples have no value. Everything is a recycled joke. Online comedy shows. Sean is starting to forget things. Kathleen has a short esophagus . How did blowjobs start? Butt stuff. Cat job interviews. Girls with hairless cats are like guys with pitbulls. Follow us here: https://linktr.ee/dea...

Sean wants to be a garbage man or work at Tim Hortons, but needs character references. Mic technique. Mike Bullard, Tom Green and the dead raccoon. Old-timey science. Hillary Clinton is a badass and politics is mean. Sean is now a cook. Human change juice. The old people aisle at the grocery store. Complaining about the wind. True crime and indoor cigarettes. Is laughter the best medicine? We’re a...

Sean is going to start an OnlyFans. Wanna watch me jerk off? Louis needs to come clean. White people are a problem. Bang Mike Pence. Women need to lash out for their own mental health. Parents don’t get a social media report card. The Trump family are screwed. Trump has made Bush look like Obama.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Famous crisis actors on a crazy day in the USA. Vagina-based Yelp reviews. Will people miss Trump? White straight males gotta go. Most humans haven’t done anything significant. Kathleen might run for office. Snake and bird people are weird. Why do we need weed? Because reality is boring. The cruelty of the 50/50. What should we do as a regular feature on the podcast - guests? Relationship advice?...

Happy New Year! To Skip or not to Skip? What will truckers do when trucks are gone? The best job has to be morning show DJ. Rich guys who cheat buy a lot of flowers. Would you want a mattress in your casket? It would onle be worth it to be the first or last victim of a serial killer. I don't want to live long enough to die from a fall. Family Feud with dummies. Condolence cards. Giant fetish. Host...

Sean is going to steal some vaccine to do on the podcast. Other people’s drama is the best kind of drama. The Kathleen, Jim & Sean Truck is the next big business idea. Why are we sorting our garbage like it’s jewelry? Kathleen got stuck in laundry shoot. Men probably know more about their wives than ever before because of COVID. “You tell TikTok more than you tell me!” Why aren’t there more fe...

Thing have been a little bumpy over here in Alberta but we are BACK thanks to Zoom! Sunday is our last day of freedom for a while. Kathleen’s job has some unwelcome customers. Superspreader events make comedy seem dangerous. No one listens to the government unless you might die. “There’s not a degree in the bunch.” Crazy mask exemptions. COVERT-18: barely legal pathogen porn. "You have to have mon...

Haircut politics. Johnny Middlechair. Kathleen and her man got pedicures. Do kids still get snow days? Cut a tree and drink it! French people are rude. Would you do reality TV? What was the first thing you did on the internet? Men should cry more. Space travel. The COVID club. Moose dick. Male strippers. French songs, for some reason. Listen to us on the Comedy Here Often Podcast Network! Hosted o...

Sean has loose sleeves and tight shirts. Renovations. Single men need to learn astrology to get laid. Is Christian heaven even cool? Kathleen thinks hell might be better. Remembrance Day war stories. Alex Trebek. The Price Is Right. Face freedom! Kathleen was stolen from. Call centre employees are the real heroes. Walk of shame or homeless? Our streak comes to an end. If you put something new on y...

The US election comes up. Politicians don’t care. The road to a female president. It’s Sean’s 27th birthday! “I’m so tough I need a gun!” Alberta feels a bit American. If you ever walked in on your parents having sex, your Dad probably wasn’t good about it. Kathleen is bad at improv (so is Sean). Capitalism beeps a lot so we can’t reflect. No straight woman has a foot fetish. Who won the election?...

Drive-through zipper merges. Kathleen was once on a fast food related jury. Filipinos are great. How much fast food can you eat? Sean often runs out of gas. Masks suck, but we gotta do it. What is 2020 going to look like 10 years from now? Borat 2. Winnipeg Comedy Festival. Sean is going on CBC’s The Debaters arguing against science. Ghost Jesus. Cage-to-gym. Sean is a “push” guy. Dick pulls throu...

New reviews. You don’t want to be too healthy. Where are you from from? White gay male. Sean has his own version of Cribs. Stepping on a scale that knows too much and finding out you’re a mesomorph. Human drum kits. Skinny depression. Fucci. What is your dad’s first name? Is this racist? White people are the Americans of race. You should see my feet! Bill Burr. Burn the Karen! Tight pussy, loose r...

Why do some women love killers? “Yup, I’m into blindfolds!” Sean pitches a surefire hit sitcom called “The Old & The Brainless.” Kathleen sorta made out with the Democratic nominee for the POTUS. Conspiracy theories. All the dirt comes out around election time. Flu survivors don’t celebrate. Robot Trump. America is a sitcom. Google Home. When do men stop making friends? For Sean, it was 12. We...

Well-endowed men don’t have to go overboard. Sucking in, pushing out. A selfie is worth 200 pictures. Sean is a “spin dentist.” Welcome to the river of truth. They don’t like Uncle Justin in Sylvan Lake. Buttholes are strategically placed. “I don’t like having a hot back.” Hey, rich people — leave podcasts alone! Smile-talking. Andy Dick. Quebec is a french Alberta. Kathleen said yes to a dress. T...

Bring your dead kids to work day. “I’m surprised I haven’t been murdered.” Red Deer is a joke. “The only Odin I know is a bullmastiff.” Sean doesn’t trust Siri to keep his queries quiet. “She asked me what ‘red’ smelled like!” Fake artist divas. Letters to the editor. We are all wrong sometimes. Use wifi access to control your children. Who watches old sports? “Why do you like people?” Barbering i...

Is Cuties creepy? Dance recitals are weird. Why aren’t there big ballerinas? Banks allow wusses to have money. Kathleen is a job collector. What if you found out your spouse was a serial killer? Shoplifting at Safeway. Small town hippies smoke meth. More serial killer stuff. Mythical Michael Jackson. Jesus probably hated all the constant note-taking. A sleepover that went weird. It’s time to cance...

 Women love true crime. Which serial killer would have killed you? Never bring up the numbers. What kinda car could go to the sun? Jock kids are ugly. Jim doesn’t live in an old folks home. It’s bad luck to wear the pants of a dead man. Cowboy superstitions. Shame tax. Body positivity. Single positivity. Who should host Kathleen’s wedding? Gender reveal parties are weird. Face tattoos should cost...

The episode kicks off with a wrap battle between Wet Ass Tear Ducts and MC Grumble-Grumble-Moan-Moan. Who do you think won? Stop asking if Sean is okay. Kathleen did a festival. Roofing is dangerous. Could you live a year without social media? Message boards were cool. Announcement: 2021 is the year of Kathleen! What makes hot dogs taste good? Lips and anus. Swingers clubs. Stand-up comedy or roll...

Dog parties. All comics are narcissists. What’s cookin on The Dub? Kathleen is going to charge cover at her wedding. The wheelchairman of the board. Sean would be a cowardly soldier. Ass is the new lips. Nerds with confidence. Wrap battles. RIP to the Empress. Sean and Kathleen get in their feelings about another audience critique. Tacos or romance? “I saved my ass for marriage.” Would you want to...

You never know who’s dog you’re going to be. “We’re going on a permanent walk.” Kathleen stands up for Eugene and trashes Sean’s creations. “Is it an Irish day or something?” Terry Talk. Sugar Daddy DMs. No one messages Sean. Kathleen wants to renovate an old RV. Doggie Madams and puppy cucks. Frisky seniors. Backyard shows. Snake dicks. If you don’t fail, I had a bad time. We’re on a hot streak....

Sean and Kathleen are still rattled about that bad review. Reflecting on podcasts past. What are dominatrixes like? Where do cucks come from? Is “nice romper” a compliment? Sex and pets. Does Sean have ADHD? Kathleen thinks so. You’d be surprised what poor guys can get away with. Mask diapers. Sean is not a pod-cuck. Tantric podcasting. Kathleen went to the dentist. The power of prayer. That bad r...