The Dead Baby Bear Podcast

We’re not bad! Do your skills match your position? Freedom prison. Never give up if your goal is realistic. Not a “natural causes” guy. No one’s throwing gravel at Brent Butt. Extras are insane. Crypto God. Cop cars. Vasectomies. Comedians should stay away from Twitter. Luck. Nickelblack. Dicks on TV.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

COVID-19 tests are the newest status symbol. Return of the mask. Are zoos that bad? School stabbings. The Debaters. A cow doesn’t have to watch free cows run by. The trifecta. All-seeing or some-seeing? How many people are jerking off at any given time? COVID porn. Aliens or god? Space racist. Would you want to travel to the future or the past? Time travel agency. The dentist barber. Baby roasts.&...

Teaching comedy. Vets and realtors. Fact checking comedy. Export A. Poisoning yourself for flavour. Supply and no demand. Blame the fans. How loud can you get? Don’t buy the cheap brake pads. Road stories. If people argue about who should pay a bill, the server should decide. Dogs fighting in the background. “What would you feed your babies?” Back to the Future is more accurate than the Jetsons. M...

Tricking pets. Getting “Bleached In.” More people die as you get older. Anyone need their FUNeral planned? Misgendering corpses. Funeral emcees. Memories of being new at comedy. Amazon unboxing. Thieves! Old bikes get stolen less. When did homelessness start? Vaccine passports. The “unvaccinated section” of the concert. Johnny and Janet Freedom. More lockdowns? Twitter politics. Adam is an amazing...

Sponsorships and drugs. Sean doesn’t want to do mushrooms in case someone dies. Trampoline orgasm. Fingerbang. Camping stories. Trash and fireworks! Dog leash communism. Sometimes humans and fish are too close. “Why did she call that freak a freak?” Kathy Griffin. Is it time to be mean again? Famous and poor. Sean writes a pop song. Fine Apple. Talking along to jokes. Sean is all track and no fiel...

If you book a tour, Kathleen will come. Some rich people have crappy children. Soaked weddings. Veils are expensive. The Grindstone Festival was a success! Sean needs at least a little bit of ego. The hilarious accountants if Kuala Lampur. Sean pulls back the curtain on stand-up comedy. You can’t say you have trust issues if you fly. The billionaire space race. Youtube families. Online clothes sho...

If you book a tour, Kathleen will come. Some rich people have crappy children. Soaked weddings. Veils are expensive. The Grindstone Festival was a success! Sean needs at least a little bit of ego. The hilarious accountants if Kuala Lampur. Sean pulls back the curtain on stand-up comedy. You can’t say you have trust issues if you fly. The billionaire space race. Youtube families. Online clothes sho...

What a waste of free speech. Low income birds. Freedom equals long lines. The life of a sound guy. Brave, gorgeous and amazing. Penis jokes and ass eating. Ruining jokes. Beach volleyball with children. Playgrounds were pretty dangerous in the 80s. Shit sifting. Corporate sponsorships. War stories. Big Brother & pooping around other people. Dine Kampf.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priv...

Just kidding. How much can you swear on stage? GoFundMe scammers. Bill Cosby. Rapist welder or welder rapist? What do sexual misconduct and autism have in common? Does everyone hate Sean? Recording is tough. Comedy and church are kinda the same. Getting back on stage. Non-famous people roasting each other make no sense. Improv is kid comedy. Barbie sex. What kind of learner are you? Everythin...

Kathleen gets told to rot in hell. “What are you doing on that side of the mesh?” Abortion Escortist. The weirdest Canada Day. Shitting in buckets. Business idea: port-a-potty apartments. Make Climate Great Again. Dead Baby Bear is going to co-run for Prime Minister. TitTok. A loud squirrel won’t shut the hell up. Sucker for sales people. The heat wave. Classified ads. Orgasmic shits. Podterventio...

Letters to the editor. Facebook Likes. Free Britney! “Mild sterilization.” Ayahuasca. The universe always tells you what you want to hear. Sean is a scorpio. Recreational Gravol. Nocturnal missions. Garage sales are back. The benefits of being unapproachable. Fuck raisins. Gladiators. The robots are coming. Reading porn.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sean never looks at other people in traffic. POW camp for a Saturn. Kathleen wishes she went to beauty school. Pay day bruises. Live comedy is back! Sean looks like a kitchen guy. Hot women are rarely good waitresses. Does this person have ulterior motives? The oldest ever dick pic. How do things work? Coffee University. When did this news arrive? Deaths of abundance. Everyone has the same tone wh...

Controversial opening. Double vaxxed vs. vaccine hesitancy. What can I do instead of comedy? Cum-based cryptocurrency. It’s so hard to be younger. Winning the dick lottery. Anonymous outrage. Stairway joints. Jim became a cat dad. Sean took an exam. A storm almost wrecks the show. Renting from yourself. Used high-end underwear that’s reasonably priced. Floating mansions. “I used to wash my grandpa...

No one looks worse with a tan. Who is a Catholic in 2021?! People in the up-and-down religions have nice butts. Homeless cats. Coupled people. Line etiquette. Anti-maxer. Comedy is back, but do we remember our jokes! Oh great, another white guy. Sean has nothing worth stealing. “That’s how you get murdered in Mexico.” I cut, you pick. “Hey, I didn’t know I could drink out of that!”  Hosted on...

Sean is a hypochondriac. Don’t Google your symptoms, but do your research! The morning after pill for food. Sean comes from a long line of freezers. Raised by cowards. Dickie Dee. Harriet's Magic Hats. Conspiracy theories! GoFundMe. Drinking on range roads. There should be more female leaders. Sean’s plan for the afterlife. Divorces.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informatio...

Sean makes it controversial right off the hop. Canadian accents & family recipes. What do you do when your dog gets ugly? Mercy killings. Italian pigeons. Good personalities. Sean doesn’t take soccer seriously. It gets a bit controversial again. Voicemails matter. Talking shit to kids. Anti-vax energy. Kathleen is an instapothead. How poor people stay poor. Money is stupid if you don’t have it...

Suck dick, drink light beer, learn to play the piano. Average looking guys are the best. Starbucks isn’t difficult. Something smells. Nazi flags. Racist or fan of the Dukes of Hazzard? Sean brings up a familiar topic. Liberals care about what they can’t see; Conservatives care about what they can see. Rich or famous? Religions are ridiculous. Dictator or dick painter? Sean got a new hat. “To Don’t...

The podcast starts with an intro! Doing a musician’s taxes. Sean starts to come around on Zoom comedy shows. A sad game of The Sims. Facebook sucks, except for spying on your enemies. Sean’s former bully has a full-Qanon wife. Botox. Misgendering animals. Stories from the road. Kathleen’s sketchy neighbourhood. Which vaccine do you want? Boy/girl fights. Did we win the scratchy ticket? 9/11 jokes....

Boxed wine is like milking a wine cow. Connor McDavid sighting at the dog park. The world would be boring without America. The most honest man in the world. Sponsored segments. What would we do without drugs? Comedy doesn’t exist. Kathleen wants a full lockdown. People won’t change, so your dosage has to. “Do you guys have gravy?” Randy Marsh. Sean’s first corporate. Little dick energy. Follo...

People are starting to snap. What can I get started for you? Sean sent a taxi to pick up his could — what could go wrong? The mid-life crisis sneaks up on you. RRSP Match.com. The best part of having kids is kicking them out of the hot tub. Kathleen fangirls over Taylor Swift. We expose Comedy Now. Turning 40 in a pandemic sucks. Sean is a terrified bunny. “Hello? Are you still there? Why??” The “...

Does seeing a guy’s face in porn ruin it for you? Kathleen thinks Sean should try watching female POV porn. Women don’t all want big dicks, do they? What’s with male gynecologists? The comedy doctor. Kathleen turned the big 4-0. What is up with red seals? A special guest stops by! Hacky sack. New feature: “Dicks I’ve Seen,” by Sean Lecomber. Follow us here: https://linktr.ee/deadbabybear Host...

Starting a comedy club is a bad idea. “Don’t worry, the sheets are clean.” That guy is so nice, he would golf with Hitler. Woody Allen is gross but some perverts are hilarious. Fishing is a bigger problem than plastics in the ocean. Documentaries ruined the double quarter pounder for Kathleen. How many chickens die every wing Wednesday? You still gotta eat in heaven, bitch! Never talk to a crying...

The bears are safely face-to-face again, but it was a windy day and the dogs were barking. Training new people at a job where you don't do much. Huffing nickel. Kathleen once ate four steak dinners in one night. Sean used to have a work nest at the top of a plant. Nobody gets a burn and looks better. The drown unit. We can all be lured. Fish death is the worst death. Suicide hunting. Conspiracy th...

If I had a gun right now, I’d shoot you. Prophetic teachers. Kathleen is an ex-barista! Renting the libs. Creeping the Facebook profiles of criminals. Aliens are going to be disappointed by us. What if we are it? The greatest activist of all time is the world’s youngest Karen. Sean’s computer then craps out several times, which abruptly ends the episode. Enjoy! Follow us here: https://linktr.ee/de...

Skip The Dishes but for escorts. I’m not anti-anything, I’m pro-something! Father’s Bidet. The Baboon Heart. HotOrNot.com. There’s nothing like a fresh nugget. Kathleen is sick of masks & Sean is finally cheering for Big Pharma. Why does that guy have the logo over his face? Being rich is like hoarding and being a gold digger is hard. Follow us here: https://linktr.ee/deadbabybear Hosted...