The Dead Baby Bear Podcast

Sean and Kathleen talk corporate comedy and smoking in low-rent motels. Is food addiction more tragic than heroin addiction? Sean tells us under what circumstances he would start answering phone calls from creditors. Is Kathleen a dirty comic? Sean breaks down an early crosstown rivalry. Would you let your kid sail across the ocean for the environment, or is driving a vehicle with eco-boost enough...

Sean feels weird selling his album, Kathleen does not. Sean asks frequently asked questions and gets terrible customer service. Sean and Kathleen have a respectful discussion about 9/11. If the oil sands paid minimum wage, Sean thinks we’d find an alternative. Kathleen has a high school reunion coming up and talks about doing comedy for a former bully. Sean looks into his benefits and considers ho...

Did Sean get laid as a McDonald’s manager? Have you ever had sex with food? Kathleen experiments with popsicles. Kathleen talks strippers. Dave Chappelle, Louie Anderson and anti-vax moms. Only atheists go to heaven. Kathleen drinks the microphone. Edibles that don’t taste like weed suck. Edmonton has scooters and Sean had no idea. Kathleen is releasing an album. Worst bomb stories. Vaginal rejuve...

EP 015: Peanut the dog goes missing and Sean goes to Vernon. Kathleen has a Ford Escape thanks to Wendy McGee. Young comics nowadays!! Marc Maron and Conan O'Brien. Seeing eye dogs. Eugene turns 3/21. Do animals masturbate? Is it 'Uranus' or 'Your-anus'? The Grinch who stole your virginity. Princess Diana dies. Kathleen sleeps through 9/11. Another scratch and win goes nowhere. Hosted on Acast. Se...

EP 014: In this week’s ramblefest, Kathleen quizzes Sean on old Oilers trivia. Ms. McGee meets a drunk Wayne Gretzky. Fur trade. Attack of the porn bots. Gun control. Hitler was a dog person. Eugene fights Adam. Kathleen gets high in public…again. Sean has no idea what a diva cup is. Kathleen wears a blood diaper. Sean is bad at home renos. Never hire student painters. Ryan always checks the...

EP 013: What is this episode of the podcast about? Wouldn't you like to know...Well, if you would like to know, why not just listen?  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

EP 012:  On this week’s waste of time, Kathleen explains why she has meaty beef curtains. Sean talks green rooms. Pro vs amateur porn. Female rappers. Sean gets his comedy ass kicked by an auctioneer. Kathleen reviews the Aziz Ansari Netflix special. Sean reminisces about Last Comic Standing auditions. Kathleen likes thick-wall pussy porn. Kathleen can’t remember the name of any short man. Bi...

EP 011: Vape talk!!! Kathleen loves gay porn. Will gets lost. A 7-11 reference at 7:11. Christian quiche. Kathleen claims being trans is easy. Sean’s kids embarrass him in public. Kathleen reminds men to stop touching women’s shoulders. What if Kurt Cobain lived? Farmers and horses know when they’re going to die. Orca language training. #notmyariel. A racially-tinged podcast. Hannigan opens up abo...

Ep 010:  Kathleen wonders why broccoli can’t be delicious. Kathleen brags about having Crave. Kathleen talks micropenis. Masturbation in the 50’s. Sex ed. Sue Johansson. Hey google play Joan Rivers!! Kathleen should have a dog baby. Reminiscing about Bill Cosby  and Andrew Dice Clay. Kathleen goes to HMV. Kathleen gets friendship grounded.  PTSD dogs. Should prisoners train dogs? Do...

Ep 009:  Kathleen wants a Nissan Rogue. Puppet show podcast. Kathleen is a medium-functioning alcoholic.  Louis CK talk. Kelowna trip. 7-11 stories. Kathleen cleans shit at a Starbucks. Your Opa was Don Draper. Kathleen drinks throughout. Kathleen gives a disclaimer.  Sean is concerned about 4 star reviews.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ep 008:  Comedian Rob Pue joins the podcast team and talks about the olden days. Kathleen dreams big. Rob talks Fargo’s. Kathleen can’t act. Is laughter the best medicine? Should you bring your dog to a naturopath? Kathleen tells the story of a man who had a heart attack while she was on stage. Kathleen carves a blumpkin. Did Sean say jars or cans? Sean talks about his life behind bars. Rob a...

EP 007: Sean feels like Joe Rogan and hates Canucks fans. If Christ didn't exist, Kathleen would be a corporate comedian. Chicks buy into paleo and the past. Sean disappoints a fan. Kathleen laughs at misogyny. Sean's scratching technique is terrible. Did we win the scratchy ticket? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

EP 006:  Pants vs. trousers. Kathleen eats bananas upside down. Sean’s shitty Bob Cole impression. WNBA $$$. Lingerie football. Sean reminisces about his days as a janitor. Eat what’s on the menu. Too much Quesa not enough Dilla. Doggie DNA tests. Kathleen’s dogs are nazi’s. Office lottery wins get messy.   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

EP 005:  Patrice O’Neal vs. Bill Cosby. Kathleen gets the right amount of high and gets turned on when cars take control. Reminiscing about T-9 texting and driving. Sean’s kids puke up sushi and he talks about a time he was the racist MC. Ben Folds 5 is pro-choice. Real slurpee talk!! Kathleen enhances the root. Drive-thru etiquette. Restaurant ordering protocol.   Hosted on Acast. See a...

EP 004: Sean makes fun of Calgary out of nowhere and for no good reason, Kathleen “feeds the horses,” Sean and Kathleen discuss working with Ari Shaffir. Also, our hosts dream of booking a crazy comedian festival. Fort Mac vs. Grande Prairie. Sean has to leave early to pick up his kids (He was late and the police were involved). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

EP 003: In this episode, Kathleen is exposed as a bad dog mom, Sean goes to Second Cup, Kathleen gives birth to a dog, Sean shits on comedian reality shows, Kathleen talks Prince George and reminds us she has a boyfriend. The patriarchy needs a nap. Did we mention Kathleen has a boyfriend?  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

EP 001: In this episode, Kathleen and Sean discuss Mr. Sub vs. Subway, whether or not Sean would save his children from a burning building, Kathleen fat shames American cows and Sean assumes he’d be generous if he had any money. Also, do squirrels eat your penis when you die? Listen and find out.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.