The Daves
The Daves I Know
We are the Daves You Know, or maybe not. We are a podcast focused on Minnesota United FC, but not afraid to take the piss out of you and your dumb football club.
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Episodes
The One Where We Just Cannot 23.02.2021 1:05:24
Eh, here's a podcast
Beisbol 17.02.2021 54:20
A Dave sits down with a Sean, Sean Aronson of the @StPaulSaints to discuss some beisbol! They discuss fans during the COVID era, and spend a lot of time talking about the new affiliation with the Twins, don't worry everyone Bill Murray is still the Team Psychologist! A lot of baseball in this one, but don't worry we discuss some soccer near the end!
Wrexham, Damn Near Killed Him 16.02.2021 1:20:45
We start the pod off with some United news [6:40] followed by some potential striker talk [16:55] Dan risked his marriage for this research, so please indulge him! The boys then briefly discuss the revised MLS preseason [34:05] and briefly chat about #CCLFever [41:30] Spoiler Alert Toronto FC or Forged in Fire are fucked! In the second half of the podcast, there is some good discussion about the s...
Jizz (Hornkamp) Pillows 09.02.2021 1:32:27
The morning started off so quiet, and then shit hit the fan. We discuss the United Newz! [5:30] and some final CBA talk for a while (we hope) [30:55]. Then we discuss how fucked Minneapolis City is going to be by the US Open Cup [48:25]. There is also international soccer happening right now with the Club World Cup [1:03:59]. CONCACAF gets even more CONCACAFY [1:11:52] and a little bit of English...
#LetThemPlay2021 02.02.2021 1:22:09
The boys discuss some brief United news including the official signing of Raitala [4:04]. Then it is MLS CBA newz you can uze! [23:06] In the second half of the podcast, they discuss Forward Madison and Rose Cowbelle [50:55] and the USWNT and She Believes Cup roster [56:11]. New Beer Tiers Coming Soon! Sign up today to get delicious beer in 2021! [Time Stamps]
Toughest Bastard They Have 27.01.2021 1:01:27
A short but information (and opinion) packed episode of the Daves I Know podcast this week. First up the boys discuss some United news, the Super Draft and the Loons making moves [4:05] was the main point of discussion. Then they briefly discuss Amarilla officially being out and a little bit about some Heath quotes from over the weekend. Then they dive into MLS news, starting with MLS announcing t...
Phil Nevile Phun Phacts 19.01.2021 1:00:39
Just an MJ and a Dave this week. They briefly discuss some MNUFC stuff [6:25] before jumping into MLS news. The guys discuss Jordan Morris to Swansea City [16:32], put on their pinko commie hats to discuss the CBA [21:54], laugh at Club de Foot [33:40] for all the right reasons and discuss the holus-bolus of MLS manager news [40:46]. Finally we unveil a brand new segment the Phil Neville Phun Pha...
Clothes for Gnomes 12.01.2021 1:42:15
Welcome to 2021! Shit's not different at all. We discuss the MNUFC news including Wilt Rapp, Dotson and the leaving of so many Loons [7:51] The boys also discuss the biggest MNUFC needs, draft style [35:20], spoiler alert we need a 9! After the break, it's MLS news including a Dave being a Pinko commie liberal [49:27] and MJ's Once A Loon spotlights John Alvbåge [1:11:52]. MJ geeks out on Union Be...
The Watch Party - Holy Goalie (re-broadcast) 28.12.2020 1:03:42
The Daves + a Luke discuss the 2017 instant classic soccer film Holy goalie (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sgZDdvcPOs). Watch it on Netflix https://www.netflix.com/title/80162993
A Daves Christmas Poem 24.12.2020 8:01
A little Christmas Poem for all of our wonderful listeners.
Where is the Hyphen Located 15.12.2020 1:32:59
The boys get together for one last 2020 podcast (suck it 2020)! We briefly discuss the pantsing of Seattle by the Crew [4:42] before jumping into the end of year roster moves [7:15]. After that, we break down and grade the 2020 season (harder than you think) by general position [15:30]. We also discuss potential offseason moves and what we would do if we were running the team. Finally, we discuss...
Brian Schmetzer Orchestra 09.12.2020 1:42:20
Man it sucks when the year is finally over. We discuss the Loons loss to the Sounders [5:45] and dive just a bit briefly into Adrian Heath and why he should be out [39:00]. Man, that #HeathOutStout beer is really good [1:06:30] and then we start to chat about next year and wether we would pick up options or try to re-sign players [1:07:52]. Finally we discuss the possibility of Will Trapp [1:14:22...
The Tears of Vermes 05.12.2020 1:45:18
Oh the tears, they taste so, so, sweet! The full gang is back (including Bill) and we discuss the annihilation of the Sporks [8:20] and answer some listener questions related to the match [43:40]. We also discuss the @MNDarkClouds EOY awards and the silent auction! Bid here, including bidding on a guest hosting spot or this very podcast [57:01]. There is also the very exciting news of Carl Fucking...
Coach Fight 30.11.2020 1:52:37
Waiting for MNUFC matches fucking sucks! So we discuss what we would do with a miraculously recovered Ike Opara! [13:58] And then some Reynoso discussions, first we discuss if he should be playing Top 5 European football and then and more importantly we compare him to Mark Messier and Ricky Rubio [23:46]. After the break Dan apologizes to Nashville SC fans [55:13], we discuss why MNUFC is so disre...
Refractory Period 24.11.2020 2:00:26
Hoo boy! Playoff wins are very, very nice. The boys discuss a comprehensive (if a bit nerve-wracking) victory over the CRapids [7:02]. They also discuss the teams (new?) identity [38:15] and then cream our jeans over a possible Ramirez return [1:01:54] (Just imagine a Ramirez, Molino, Reynoso, Lod attack! See you just also orgasmed!) Finally MLS is Bonkers [1:14:55] and some sexy European action [...
Score or Die 17.11.2020 1:23:31
The boys either score or die! Or they discuss some Loons abroad [4:37], MJ spends ten minutes on our MPLS City minute [34:07], Zeller breaks down the Loons stakeholder call [50:47] and we discuss CRapids [1:02:25]. Also MJ tries to once again hijack a legitimate discussion about the best (most unattractive) footballer. [19:45] Fuck MJ! [Time Stamps]
The Full Freddy Adu 10.11.2020 1:46:09
Two game week means we can mostly ignore the crap game [5:11] and praise the wonder that is Reynoso from the second game [13:42]. We have a brief (and hopefully final) discussion of Heath's comments on Kallman's action [43:52]. In the second half of the podcast we discuss the bonkers end of the Western Conference season with seemingly no one wanting to be the 5th seed and face the Loons in Saint P...
New Guy Season Came Early 03.11.2020 1:17:22
The guys chat with Minneapolis City's own Adam Pribyl & Sarah Schreier about recent coaching hires and kits that are fire [35:15]. First, however they need to discuss a very drab win [4:05] and talk playoff seeding & new guyz! [23:05] In the second half of the pod they discuss (theoretical) upcoming matches against the Fire [54:12] & FC Dallas [1:00:30]. Finally they wrap up with a little Europe [...
Big Celery's Big Right Foot 27.10.2020 1:00:27
A match against Cincinnati means that we can record a podcast in less than an hour! We start by briefly recapping the FCC match and discuss Big Celery's big right foot [3:25]. In our Big Questions segment, we ask has anyone been good since the MLS is Back tournament [13:53] (Spoiler Alert: Not really) and ask if it even matters if MNUFC hosts a playoff match [20:45]. Finally, we preview the CRapid...
I Don't Like Making Excuses, Here My Excuse 21.10.2020 1:40:03
The main crew is back this evening to discuss two, extremely depressing, dropped points versus Houston [3:15]. Then it's on to the Big Questions! This week, the hell is going on with Kamara and how do we fix it [28:00] and, then it wouldn't be the Daves if there weren't multiple extended "discussions" about Heath including tactics and game planning [40:15]. They end the first half we some discussi...
MJAnon Keyboard Warriors 13.10.2020 1:19:50
Just MJ & Zeller this week, so lots of awkward pauses. We keep our word and spend less than 5 minutes discussing the shitty result at Nashville [4:40]. The guys also once again why Heath hates subs (and you fellow MNUFC fan) [12:40] as well as Discovery Rights drama [23:09]. They also briefly touch on the shitshow that is RSL right now (always) [30:21]. Finally in the second half we give you your...
Heath is All Out of Toye’s 06.10.2020 1:45:41
The boys mix things up and start with United news, recapping the Mason Toye move to Montreal [4:33], before discussing a boring-ass 2-0 victory over FCC [31:10]. The Big Questions this week concern Inchy's use of subs [46:15] and a discussion of if the team is losing fans [56:24] (Spoiler Alert: Yes). Then we discuss the recent events of the San Diego Loyal [1:14:49] and former Loon Collin Martin....
Horse Shit Prima Facie 29.09.2020 1:25:41
Two match weeks are fun... until they are not. We briefly breakdown MNUFC's one point week. First up [4:15] a dreadful performance in Columbus and then [16:49] dropped points at home to RSL. Then Adrian Heath has some pretty stupid quotes [33:00] and we have some pretty harsh criticism for Inchy and we question what the hell is MNUFC's offensive policy [47:20]? We also briefly chat the rest of the...
Lights, Kamara, Action 22.09.2020 1:53:17
Snatching a draw from the jaws of victory is classic Heath [5:17], the guys discuss the Jekyll and Hyde-ness of MNUFC and answer a couple of questions along with some choice words for our Freddy Adu's [25:30]. Later they discuss if the style of MNUFC's play is sustainable (spoiler alert: it's probably not) and break out the Excuse-o-Meter for what excuses the team can use because the road vs home...
Au Revoir Chacon 15.09.2020 1:42:13
The guys discuss a two-match week. We get the good and the bad starting with the Reynoso Party and a win over FC Dallas [2:41], then the less said the better about SK Covid [14:35]. We answer some questions [37:50], like are MNUFC good, what are MNUFC's biggest needs, plus what the fuck is going on with Chacon! [1:07:38] Finally a very quick Houston preview, because why would MLS schedule us again...
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