The Daves
The Daves I Know
We are the Daves You Know, or maybe not. We are a podcast focused on Minnesota United FC, but not afraid to take the piss out of you and your dumb football club.
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Episodes
How Sus is Ozzie Alonso 20.07.2021 1:14:47
Yo, your friends are back in person and we can penetrate each other's souls! We discuss that match against Seattle and maybe hypothesize about Portland. Also, is @mplscitysc just going to win a bunch of shit?
The One Where Pork Chop Gets a Red 13.07.2021 1:24:57
We're back to discuss a terrible, maybe the most terrible, Loons loss of the year. We are light on Loon's news, so we also remember a guy. In the second half, lots of Minneapolis City news, we preview the only undefeated team in MLS and break down some World soccer (including the Gold Cup first matches, Copa America, & an English meltdown). Enjoy!
Matias Almeyda is a sexy motherfuckr 06.07.2021 1:34:23
Three Daves get together to discuss the debacle at Allianz. They also discuss Cade's flow and 2 of the 3 Dave's are extremely wrong about Almeyda's flow. After the break, City secures the title, MC2 goes to a final and we discuss the CRapids. Pus a little discussion on Euro 2020 and the COVIDAmerica 2020.
A Daves Flash Mob 30.06.2021 1:10:18
The gang gets back together for a letdown of an episode after the last one. On the other hand, maybe our soccer team is actually good!? We break down the dramatic wins over Austin & Portland, talk about that incident and discuss how good this team actually could be. In the second half of the podcast, we discuss some happy and sad Minneapolis City news and preview Matías Almeyda and his gorgeous fl...
200 Episodio Espectacular 22.06.2021 1:52:55
Episode 200!!!! This one kind of got away from us. I promise we talk about the match against FC Dallas, we kinda preview the matches against Austin FC and the Portland Timbers. But, again, this one really gets away from us. Special thanks to Bill McGuire, Chris Lidholm, Bruce McGuire, Dan Wade & the original Dave, David Martin for joining us for this very special episode!
Euro Copa Midweek Roundup Number 1 17.06.2021 1:07:23
Just a little ol' fashioned International Tournament Round-Upmpodcast with three people who have barely seen any of the matches. Will you learn anything about either UEFA or CONMEBOL soccer" Probably not. Will you learn life lessons like if your gonna wear 5-inch inseam shorts you need to abandon your boxer briefs? As a matter of fact, yes, yes you will learn that, and other fun tidbits!
What is a WoSo 15.06.2021 1:31:00
The gang gets together to discuss the announcement of a new MN Women's Soccer team starting to play in the USLW next year. They also discuss the new Dotson contract, break down a big week for MPLS City, briefly preview the upcoming FC Dallas match, and discuss Carli Lloyd becoming the oldest goalscorer in USWNT history!
EURO 2021 Preview 10.06.2021 1:44:12
MJ, Dan, and Dave are joined by a friend of the pod, Eric, @BigGamGradeA27 for a EURO Preview Pod like no other. We break down every team, pick winners in every group, and basically give you free money. Join us on this crazy journey!
Speaking of Sterlization, MJ 09.06.2021 1:44:07
MJ and Dave spend the first half of the podcast talking about that very "CONCACAFy" USA v MEX Nations League Final, they also help Jess learn about the term "CONCACAFy". Then it's MPLS City, some exciting local WoSo news, and confirmed Roy Hodsgon to MLS news!
Naylor v Thunderwall 03.06.2021 1:20:13
A Dave and a Jess welcome a fellow Dave to the podcast. We barely breakdown the match against RSL. We do spend a bit of time on Pride shirts and we definitely do not talk about Jess being right! After the break, we discuss MPLS City, Forward Madison, and for some reason the Des Moines Menace. We also answer a question or two. The new Patreon beer, Red Card Rye is dropping very soon, check your ema...
Ride or Dies 26.05.2021 1:03:14
The gang is back to briefly discuss a six-point week, are bringing Jess around to our terrible pessimism, and discuss a potential re-brand of the podcast! After the break, we break down a very nice Minneapolis City victory, talk about SUM and MLS breaking up, and talk about the Finals coming up this week. Also, Jess gives some very good plant advice!
The Watch Party - Holy Goalie 20.05.2021 1:05:54
A weird week led us to a re-broadcast of a Patreon exclusive and most amazing Watch Party Podcast - Holy Goalie, available on Netflix! Plus a bit of a Daves note on the front end
Hashtag Heath Out Question Mark 11.05.2021 1:36:33
Ugh, do we have to do this again? MJ, Zeller, and Jess discuss the debacle in Commerce City and introduce Jess to the concept of #HeathOut. After the break, we discuss Minneapolis City and do quick previews of the Vancouver and FC Dallas matches. Finally, we discuss some NWSL news and you could win a date with Jess! Plus Zeller is still on a heater if you wanna win some money!
Getting Blasted in the Face 05.05.2021 1:31:41
The gang is back and the one question on everyone's mind is how Dave is doing after getting blasted in the face by Reynoso (Spoiler Alert: he's good). More importantly, we welcome new co-host Jessica to help discuss the debacle that was the Austin FC match, can the Loons actually make the playoffs, and Aziel Jackson. After the break, we chat briefly about Minneapolis City, whether the Loons have a...
Clowns & Children 27.04.2021 1:41:32
The boys are back to discuss and even more disappointing second match this year. They breakdown the failures against RSL, spend far too much time discussing David Ochoa and give out some Freddy Adus [10:01]. Next they discuss one big question: Who is this team? [49:45] Probably should've discussed why is this team. They also discuss the small smattering of MNUFC news [59:42]. After the break we pr...
ESL Emergency Podcast 24.04.2021 26:16
We recorded a Super League reaction podcast that was almost immediately obsolete 16 hours later.
Adrian Heath, Tactical Genius 23.04.2021 59:46
The boys get back together to discuss a disappointing Season Opener. They also discuss some Loons news and the CCL! Finally, they discuss how thoroughly the Loons should dismantle Real Salt Lake. If you want our thoughts now on the Super League, please join the patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheDavesIKnow
Just A Good Old Fashioned Western Conference Preview 14.04.2021 1:24:35
The annual Daves I Know MLS Western Conference Preview Podcast (luckily no Eastern Conference this year!) The guys only kinda break down all 12 non-MNUFC teams in the Western Conference. First Half [8:15]: Houston Dynamo, Sporting KC, Vancouver Whitecaps, Seattle Sounders, Colorado Rapids, Portland Timbers, & Real Sal Lake Second Half [41:15]: FC Dallas, San Jose Earthquakes, Austin FC, LAFC, & LA...
Baked Goods and Bad Takes 13.04.2021 2:03:44
It's finally here, an actual match week! But before we get to that we welcome Dark Clouds Silent Auction winner KJ. The guys start with some MNUFC news [6:15] before diving into our Loons Preview [14:15]. Instead of the traditional preview, we play a game of Over Unders and answer a couple of big questions. We end the first half of the podcast with some MLS news [1:04:45], including (the good) the...
Nine Subs, Let's Fucking Go! 07.04.2021 1:38:23
Lots o' Loon's news staring with the whole ticket debacle [8:25]. The guys also chat about MNUFC transactions including #FreeChacon and some draft signings. There is also a Sports Science signing and Heath spouting some bullshit! Ike News and we chat a little preseason stuff. After the break, it's MLS news [1:02:10] including some actual signings and some fantastical signings. We discuss the new C...
Some Good Old Fashioned Group Therapy 30.03.2021 1:26:54
We kick things off with A SCHEDULE! [5:20]. We give some very cursory thoughts on the Loons schedule before diving into some actual Loons news. We have a small Wanchope update (he's currently, as of this writing in the air to the US) and an actual match to talk about (beating the shit out of the Battery). We end the Loons segment with a quick update on our Loons abroad. MLS announced the new Leagu...
Dotson is Wanted for Murder 23.03.2021 1:44:28
This was supposed to be a short one and then it kinda got away from us! The guys start out with MNUFC news [6:15]. Then the Ramón Ábila rumors are discussed, including currently evolving rumors [19:10]. After the break, there is a lot of USMNT discussion [42:04], including discussion of Hassani Dotson currently being wanted for the murder of a Dominican Right Back and how best for MNUFC to use Dot...
Zeller is the God 18.03.2021 1:11:49
The guys chat MNUFC [5:30], a bit, and some Niko Hansen [12:20]. Bet MGM Odds and why is MNUFC so much of an underdog [35:40] After the break we break down US Soccer news [45:45] and then have the best quiz ever [48:45]. We follow up everything with answers! [1:01:10] Purchase the Hop Clouds Citra Town Wanderers Jersey, https://www.podiumwear.com/team-storefront/hop-clouds-citra-town-wanders-cust...
Fort Lauderdale is the New Jersey of Florida 09.03.2021 1:17:42
The guys get together to discuss lots of MNUFC news [8:30], including some quotes Adrian Heath gave to Jerry Zgoda, the Juan Agudelo signing, the shitty Ike Opara news, and briefly discuss the preseason schedule. After the break, it's MLS news time [42:22]. They discuss the US Open Cup plan and schedules (Tinfoil Dan pops up to make an appearance), the Wilfs wanting to purchase Orlando City SC and...
Imagine A Burkle 02.03.2021 50:40
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