The Daves I Know

The guys get together to preview the Premier League, breaking down all 20 teams, giving our Top 6, Bottom 3 and we draft Premier teams to see how many points we can accumulate.

Yikes, what a week, first up the guys discuss the debacle that was the Houston Dynamo match [4:31] before discussing the fucking fun times that was the RSL match [20:30].  Next they answer some burning questions proposed by Dave [50:55], including, why, how and what the fuck? Dan unloads on the MNUFC FO for some pettiness and Dave has just given up. Finally they discuss a two-match week [1:29:15]...

Just Dave & Dan this week. We break down the Inchy pantsing, courtesy of FC Dallas [2:35], answer some pressing MNUFC questions [26:00], break down the Houston Dynamo [1:10:45] & RSL [1:26:11] with a quick sidebar on the Diamond Jo's Special. Finally, we break down some Europe [1:35:48], firstly Lyon v Wolfsburg and then Liverpool v Arsenal.

Dave, Dan & MJ get together to discuss a lot of MNUFC. They kick it off with [3:15] a very confusing match vs the Sporks. Are we a good bad team or a bad good team? Who the fuck knows? We dive into United News [34:00] before getting to the main course BEBELO! [46:24] There is a great discussion on Women's Champions League, USWNT in England, the Champions League Final and USMNT WC Qualifying [1:03:...

The boys are back to discuss a few bits of [5:09] United News, [23:28] answer some questions about what to expect from the Loons in Phase 1, including our expectations and fans in the stands. We also plunder Heath's holes, he has a lot of them and he really likes getting them filled, or at least trying to . We chat [43:20] MLS anthem, [52:07] the MNUFC v Sporks match, and [1:19:25] European champi...

Just MJ and a Dave this week and we discuss the #MLSisBack Semifinal against Orlando City, marvel at Nani and a Dave makes the case that this one wasn't really on Heath. I know, someone make sure to send this one to the MNUFC FO! We also chat MLS is Back, Back Again (or whatever the hell we are going to call it) and what Phase 1 means for MLS. Plus we give some congratulations to mediocre NYCFC pl...

A Dave talks with Sean Aronson, PxP voice for the St. Paul Saints and the Director of Broadcast & Media Relations (@TheVoiceBTV on twitter) about the opening up of stadiums, specifically the Saint Paul Saints, what other local sports teams can learn from the Saints experience and a little bit about what they've learned so far. Sorry no dick jokes in this one, this one is actually pretty informativ...

The boys discuss how no one believes in #MNUFC, except us! Answer if this has been a successful tournament for the Loons, it has. The most impressive win, we differ. Talk Orlando tactics, general agreement. And finally Brent, not grate! Plus Dibassy, the sexual tension between Twellman & Heath, and Dom Dwyver!

Hoo-boy, what a match, so far Zeller's insides are beating that Taco Bell Grilled Cheese Burrito. But you're here for the NBIU Adrian Heath-led Minnesota United FC Loons. We breakdown that match against the crowned-ass Columbus Crew, praise Heath, chide Harrison, and discuss how we can make the semis of the #MLSisDrunk tournament, amongst other things!

The full squad is back to discuss the aggressively terrible draw with Colorado, talk about CLIT FC, laugh at Atlanta United, and MLS generally (there is no way in hell they are playing soccer in-market). The boys also love some Minneapolis City merch & tell you exactly how we can beat Columbus, spoiler alert, we won't!

Dave & Dan keep it tight this week. They break down the drab MNUFC-RSL draw on Sunday. Praise the work of Ozzie Alonso and throw a bit of cold water on the Chacon Hype train. They also discuss a few of the other bonkers #MLSisBack matches last week and finally they discuss what to expect from a short-handed (and particularly rabid) CRapids team on Wednesday.

TDIKMN Barrister Luke, longtime Wigan supporter joins a Dave to discuss the skullduggery happening at Wigan Football Club. Poker, James Bond, probably deaths (speculation), gambling. and pies. Lots and lots of pies!

The guys get together to chat about the death of Financial Fair Play, EPL, and NWSL Challenge Cup. But let's be real your here for that sweet, sweet COVID Cup action. We highlight some of the bonkers matches we've seen and then dive into MNUFC and the hilarity of seeing Inchy in a BLM shirt. Plus MJ has some choice words for Chase Gasper.

This is without a doubt, the most informative podcast in our lengthy history! The boys were joined by an actual doctor, Doctor of diseases and things Dr. Zach Binney, @zbinney_NFLinj. Dr. Binney joined us mere minutes after the news of FC Dallas being forced out of the #MLSisBack Tourney by Dom Gruber. We also discussed the other soccer things happening and then predicted some MLS soccer, which wi...

3 Daves get together to discuss the success of Liverpool winning the EPL for the first time in 30 years

The boys get together with a German to discuss the end of the Bundesliga, why Union Berlin is the club to support in the Bundesliga (non-St. Pauli edition). We also talk NWSL, MLS Eastern Conference Groups, and a bit about the MNUFC academy issues.

The boys get together to discuss a full weekend of the soccer. We lead off with the breaking news of the Orlando Pride pulling out of the NWSL tournament kicking off this weekend, due to 6 players testing positive for COVID, apparently, a couple of players went to da club! We discuss the return of the EPL, a bland Merseyside Derby, Arsenal absolutely shitting the bed, and the craziest soccer story...

The gang is all back together and there is a lot of shit to talk about. We have MLS & NWSL tourneys, USSF realizing they suck ass, Bundesliga, FC Seoul shitting the bed, EPL Re-Preview, and an apology tour. Plus some questions! Spoiler we are still into weed.

The original Kallman joins the boys to shed light on beating up Roger Espinosa, Gotsmanov shenanigans, and the insane Kallman drive to win. We also get a Carl Craig story, determine MVO is good crazy and talk wrasslin'. Oh yeah, also some other dumb soccer shit.

We talk soccer, but the most important thing is #JusticeForGeorgeFloyd. Donate here https://www.givemn.org/story/Nufc or here https://www.northstarhealthcollective.org/donate to support the Midway!

The boys get together to discuss Bundesliga, a new Premier League scheme, Geisterspiele in Bundesliga, whatever the fuck is going on in MLS (aka Snitches get Stitches), and some other stuff like an amazing Forward Madison shirt, Dam Graber shaking in his boots and Pavarotti, for some fucking reason!

The boys get together to discuss some actual real-life football because the Bundesliga is back baby! They also discuss the Korean Sex Dolls Scandal, Minneapolis City SC, Murder Dens, and in our Sliding Loons segment, we discuss the 2017 draft and how much of a complete fuck-up that was for MNUFC.

Matt Van Oekel joins the podcast to regale the boys with stories of Carl Craig's chipped tooth, Justin Davis booty popping, a great Neil Hlavaty story and answers the age-old question, does he have Lance's Underpants? We also discuss the return of the Bundesliga, Minneapolis City news, why Ian Wright is fucking awesome and Zeller has joined Tik Tok

The boys get together to discuss the ongoing saga of football amidst COVID-19. They provide alternative Star Wars Starting 11's and discuss some great and not so great soccer songs in a new segment, Futbol Idol. Another new segment, Loons Sliding Doors is introduced where we discuss what might've happened if Renato Ziegler goes right, spoiler alert, not well for Adrian Heath. Finally we shout out...

The Daves are joined by #TakaTime, Kentaro Takada, to discuss e NSC and Minnesota Stars days, they learn about how Taka was almost detained by immigration in Vancouver in 2010 and break the news that he almost played in this year's US Open Cup. Plus a nuanced discussion of the work of Mandy Patinkin.