The Daves I Know

We are joined by one of the co-founders of @HopClouds to discuss all things soccer starting, MLS, homebrewing, and youth soccer. We also get a surprise appearance by Darwin Quintero, MJ has a terrible analogy, we deep dive on Jamie Watson and Slutsk are always on top of the table!

The Daves got together with @ThePlastics_SG to discuss Supporters Group culture and being women, trans, nonbinary, and queer-identifying fans in MLS, how other SGs can be allies, the #FlamingoCup, as well as the secret to good twitter! Plus we discuss a dos a cero match (hint Tony Sanneh gets some shout outs!), discuss some European thoughts on re-starting football, and our most favorite Ibson mom...

In this super special episode we discuss corruption at FIFA, condos for your cat, #MLS25, and MNUFC actually doing some good stuff related to the 'Rona.' Next week we'll have the newest and best SG in MLS right now, The Plastics SG on so send us your questions!

The Daves discuss an NASL match from 1979, a futuristic soccer game involving Micro Machines and a soccer ball, a 16-year-old who is god at the aforementioned Micro Machines soccer match as well as give you a couple of matches to watch. 2016 US Open Cup - https://youtu.be/fh86GF3LFjU 2002 USA v Mexico (World Cup) - https://youtu.be/_OPPaDcu50M

We get together to discuss postponements galore, from MLS to Europe to South America. We debate whether or not we'll even see any more MLS soccer this year, how much USSF continues to screw up, and give you some ways to past the time during the 'Rona. Also we discuss what is in our personal bug out bags. Wait, you don't have a bug out bag???

Jackée Harry is out here on twitter getting real! Therefore we are dropping a podcast we recorded literally a year ago! Let's just say Ladybugs is... problematic at best. This is part of our Watch Party series, something we have recorded for our Patreons. We have a few more in our archives and several lined up for once we no longer need to social distance, movies like Victory! If you are intereste...

A Dave talks with the McGuire Brothers, they discuss how we may not get an MLS season this year, the fuckery that is USSF, wax rhapsodically about Ronaldinho and his Paraguayan Penal League debut and give you a few books, and music recommendations as you are stuck in your homes for the next 2 months!

A Dave tries to fight a 72 hour cabin fever by monologuing into a microphone. He calls out a stupid website, answers MJ's idiotic questions and speculates on a condensed MLS season!

The boys discuss a great performance in San Jose, decide who is worse at soccer, Vega or Kashia, discuss the tactical adjustment with Dotson (We got Dotson here!) and preview the Bread Bowls coming to town.

The boys recap a kind of impressive win in Portland, discuss Heath's Tory tendencies, preview the upcoming match against the Dragonball Z led Quakes and make fun of Orlando, like, a lot!

The Daves welcome a Chris to preview the MNUFC season, plus give out some predictions, make some over/under bets and generally tell you what you need to know for the upcoming season! Plus Bill is back! Special Guest: Chris Lidholm

The season is almost here! The boys discuss the 2020 Western Conference and break it down, team by team, sans Minnesota United. From the hodgepodge that is Nashville SC to the team that invented soccer in Portlandia! Listen as we breakdown this very, very good conference.

The season is almost here! The boys discuss the 2020 Eastern Conference and break it down, team by team. From Inter Miami to the team that invented soccer in Hotlanta! Listen as we breakdown this shitty, shitty conference. *Note: We recorded this before one racist coach resigned. We did make plenty of jokes about him being a racist though.

The boys discuss the new CBA, A Dave tries to get MJ to say cum and we actually have some very good thoughts on the state of the team, Olympic qualifying, and some very differing opinions on Italian Soccer!

Dave, Dan, & MJ record, quite possibly the shortest TDIK podcast ever. We're just becoming efficient mf'ers. Or @MNUFC just didn't do much shit. They also discuss the US national teams, rip Vito a new one (kinda, not really), and discuss some crazy Bovada MLS futures. Make some money by listening to this podcast!

A Dave, an MJ, and a Bill are trying some new audio shit, it's a bit weird, but please hang with us because we discuss Jacori Hayes, extrapolate on the "signings we'll have soon (jerk off motion)" as well as talk some Olympic soccer, lament inequality in the USSF and predict the next MNUFC coach!

The Daves discuss new MNUFC signings, debate a thing or two and mostly just....

A Dave is joined by two of the @mnfutbolshow co-hosts @bcmcdowell & @silvaculture to discuss all things World Soccer. Dave gets to rant about some diving-ass Brazilians. Bridget and Dave get to talk about the brilliant Liverpool and we solve a conflict.

Dave and friends discuss the recently released MNUFC schedule at an exhaustive fucking level. They also dip into Europe since Dan and MJ's teams have new coaches, honestly, it won't really matter, but we let them think it would.

All the best people are talking about #InchyMagic, so the boys discuss the possibility of #Inchy2Everton, what #MNUFC might extract for an Inchy transfer. They also discuss snowplows (not those ones you coke fiends) and the time Dan did a thing.

A Dave says goodbye.

The Daves you know offer their "Two Daves, One Cup" preview of MLS Cup, share a sad announcement, and debate everything from makeup to burner accounts.

The Daves you know look at the offseason: who's staying, who's going, and what United needs to do to be competitive next year.

The Daves you know recap Minnesota United's 2019 campaign and get dark.

The Daves you know welcome Bruce McGuire to discuss a flatline performance against Seattle, preview a Galaxy game that is scarier than advertised, and give wholehearted pitches for Adrian Heath as Coach of the Year.