The Daves I Know

The Daves you know review a weird game against LAFC, a potential "gentleman's draw" in Seattle, and get to the bottom of some very good and challenging questions.

A Dave is joined by a Bridget to discuss a Zolofty Portland match, simultaneously shit on and anoint Vito, sing a song for a Kallman, and eviscerate a really, really shitty Sporking side. Plus a stinger for our longtime listeners!

The Daves you know breathe sighs of relief over a Real Salt Lake victory, have polar opposite expectations against Portland, and debate the cause of Taylor Swift and Harry Styles' breakup.

The Daves you know are joined by Wes Burdine for some Heath criticism, some team politics criticism, and to celebrate an incredible and improbable Daves I Know charity soccer triumph.

The Daves you know spent an unforgettable night in Atlanta, watched an unforgettable win against LAFC, and accidentally carjacked an Uber driver.

The Daves you know slog through an Orlando City recap, expect some squad rotation for Heineken Rivalry Week Brought To You By Heineken, and one Dave predicts only four (!) points from Minnesota United the rest of the season.

The Daves you know welcome Pioneer Press reporter Andy Greder to talk Colorado, Orlando, writing about Minnesota United, and some singalongs.

The Daves you know disagree on how patient to be about Minnesota's loss to Dallas, expect good things against Colorado, and recount the sad ballad of "Mean" Mike Petke.

The Daves you know celebrate mutual wars of attrition against Portland, expect more of the same from them on Wednesday, are not impressed by Dallas, and implore Americans to murder slightly less.

The Daves review the Real Salt Lake match, preview the ass beating the Vancouver Canucks are about to get from MNUFC, discuss the ghosts of Saint Paul's water, Dave & Luke stall for time and Darwin Quintero is rockin' some #chillvibes

The Daves you know toast a great winning streak, share measured optimism about a road game against Real Salt Lake, and contemplate a new economic indicator.

The Daves are back to discuss the Montreal Meltdown, how neither of us is prepared for someone to murder us in our houses, "preview" New Mexico United and FC Dallas, and discuss the cremation of pets, something Martin had no fucking idea was actually a thing.

A Dave, an MJ and a Rodrigo break down the MNUFC v San Jose match, we talk hair, specifically a certain San Jose coach, MN midfielder and an out of favor defender (cough *Sue Miller* cough). We also discuss (at length) all three finals taking place on Sunday and get some Peruvian soccer history.

The Daves discuss the demolishing of FC Cincinnati, preview TWO! upcoming matches, talk Loincoin, basically tell you how to dismantle the financial system, and worry that a 5-year-old knows what Spittin' on my sac might mean.

The Daves you know rave about the vibe at the Mingos friendly, expect nothing but good things against FC Cincinnati, and dodge most of your questions.

The Daves you know recap two differently encouraging US Open Cup wins, talk national team fun, and sneak booze into Allianz.

The Daves you know talk World Cup, Loons flaccidity, and expect nothing but mortal darkness from our annual SKC Open Cup match. This is not a fun podcast.

The Daves you know and a Luke discuss the 80's classic? Ladybugs. Let's just say we have some thoughts. If you want early access to The Watch Party, become a Patreon subscriber at https://patreon.com/TheDavesIKnow. We suggest amounts ending in 69 or 420

The Daves you know and a Bruce you don't recap a win against Houston and misery against Atlanta, are cautiously optimistic about Philadelphia, and every single one of them has an Omaha Steaks story.

The Daves you know didn't hate anyone from the Columbus game, are cautiously optimistic against a Shield-contending Dynamo team, and have no idea what "Hertha" means.

The Daves you know really gloss over the Chicago shitshow, expect a win against Columbus, and don't know literally any words to Billy Joel's Uptown Girl.

A Dave and a Luke discuss the Seattle Sounders match (which was pretty non-eventful), recap the bonkers shit from the Champions League, preview Chicago and spend a little time discussing Frankie Calvo

The Daves you know review a working class win against D.C. United, expect success against a thin Seattle team, and share some Calvo-related concerns.

A Dave and a Luke discuss the defensive stalwarts Eric Miller & Brent Kallman, the maddening inconsistency of our attack, preview DC United and are flabbergasted at Heath's insinuation that it's the media's fault our defense has been shit.

The Daves you know rant about Toronto, panic about Los Angeles, and recommend some Easter-themed front office retribution.