The Daves I Know

The Daves you know struggle to explain the performance against NYCFC, have reason for hope against Toronto, relive the thundering opening of Allianz (and discuss what exactly happened with that tifo), and Martin threatens his children.

The Daves welcome some 55.1 folks, talk a lot about Steve Nelson, discuss a different gay bar than Black Hart, make Zeller edit, struggle for the shittiest player and basically make this a very long advert for the Black Hart of Saint Paul!

The Daves discuss who wins a fight between Trejo, Snipes & The Rock, drink Eric's Strawberry Wine, discuss #MNUFC ineptness, tell a threesome story, discuss Brazilian soccer politics, Franz Ferdinand and the one time Bridget killed a bird!

The Daves you know talk about early MLS season surprises, preview the dreadful New England Revolution, and rank your favorite kids TV shows (spoiler: most of them should tie for last).

The Daves you know welcome Brian Hanf to the podcast to review United's surrender to the LA Galaxy, talk about youth soccer and refereeing, and share absurdly specific details about his first kiss.

The Daves you know examine the tactical nuance of a San Jose win, expect to come back to earth against the Galaxy, and debate which youngsters should get time and how.

The Daves you know relive the joy of a road win in Vancouver, preview the ecstasy of a coming match against San Jose, and talk about what #HeathOut means in a world where the Loons might be good.

The Daves you know preview every MLS team's 2019 season including who's good, who sucks, and what it will take for them to win it all. Of course, an extended preview of Minnesota United's season is included.

The Daves you know plus a Luke you don't talk about literally everything there is to talk about in the Minnesota United world right now. The podcast is eighteen seconds long.

The Daves you know talk about a new jersey, a new signing, and Zeller tries to shoehorn himself in on Martin's Valentine's Day dinner.

The Daves you know and a Luke you don't begin their film series, 'The Watch Party,' by dissecting soccer/kung fu/B-movie camp crossover Shaolin Soccer.

The Daves you know and a Luke you don't discuss Ike Opara, grade the offseason so far, and can't stop dismissing chuds.

The Daves you know team up with the gentlemen at 55.1 for a combined podcast, performed live at the Black Hart of St. Paul.

The Daves you know review the latest United news, share their new year's fan resolutions, and consider a surf and turf nativity.

The Daves you know complete their Two Daves One Cup coverage of MLS Cup, pine for what Atlanta's got, recap a fun wind down to the UEFA Champions League group stage, and lament the truly bizarre recorded content that we lost forever.

A Dave and a Luke break down the MLS Conference Finals, give you a Wigan Wig Out and generally want the best for everyone!

The Daves you know discuss the MLS Cup Playoffs, major Minnesota United roster moves, Champions League and Libertadores, and deliver stirring player eulogies.

The Daves you know recap the entire 2018 MNUFC season and consider the profitability of casinos.

The Daves you know pour one out after Columbus, preview the Knockout Round of the MLS playoffs from a Minnesota United perspective, and assign mixed drinks to Loons players.

The Daves you know celebrate a record crowd against LA, want experimentation against Columbus, and talk about unfortunate peeing incidents.

The Daves you know play back a desperately low moment in United's history, meekly preview a match against Los Angeles, and slouch toward Bethlehem to be born.

The Daves you know confront a playoff-less season, a terrible Colorado team, and the best and worst music for making sweet love.

The Daves you know celebrate victory against New York, marvel at the rebuild in Philadelphia, and share stories better left unshared.

The Daves you know preview a seriously shorthanded game against DC, a tough road game against RSL, and announce a contest to name Zeller's baby.

Alan Willey and Chris Lidholm are our super special guests on our super special 69th Episode! We chat Kicks, Stars, MNUFC, Ramirez, Ace, A Kallman, amongst many others. This might be the best episode ever!