The Daves I Know

The Daves you know recap the wild tactical choices against FC Dallas, make some wild tactical predictions ahead of Sporting KC, and get obsessed with an obscure Beach Boys album cover.

We are joined by a special guest but only after we discuss what could've been in LA, what should've been in the sheets and what happens in the streets. Also soccer stuff. Join us, won't you?

The Daves you know invite friends in soccer to share their stories about Christian Ramirez, reminisce and commiserate on his departure, and Bruce McGuire is so emotional he even sings a song.

The Daves discuss the debacle that was the Vancouver match, worry about Inchy's itchy trigger finger and generally try to feel better about MNUFC's fortunes. Plus some picks and some information you never thought you'd know about the Daves including which Dave has the largest bowel movement and which Dave would win in a fight. Also 69!

The Daves discuss interns, look back at the amazing week that MNUFC just had and prognosticate on the Loons future against Vancouver

The Daves I Know discuss a lot of things including, cats in bathrooms, Hentai Bukake on cars and how weird people are in Lakeville. They also break down the RSL match, including the dual meltdowns between Petke & Heath. They discuss some other United news and preview how the Loons will fuck it all up against the New England Revolution and LAFC.

The Daves discuss all the goings on in MNUFC world including why we aren't signing defenders

The Daves you know recap Dallas, preview Toronto and Houston, and long for the numb, comforting grip of the Grim Reaper dragging us off to hell.

The Daves you know are befuddled by the Houston game, befuddled by the Dallas game, and befuddled by the potential name for a new weed strain identification app.

The Daves you know provide a group by group preview of the World Cup, discuss major travel past and future, and ponder the allure of priority boarding on airplanes.

One of the Daves is gone again, so honorary Dave, Luke, steps in to co-host. We discuss Fertilizer, an acceptable base substitute for RumHamm's (Hint there is none) and oh yeah, a crappy soccer game made better by delicious BBQ

The Daves are on the Road Again!

The Daves recount a #MontrealMeltdown, talk about Star Wars Teddy Bears and discuss some other stuff

A Dave you know welcomes a Luke you know to co-host, discuss a shoulda-lost and a must-win, and provide essential Dadcore fashion tips.

The Daves you know don't know what to say anymore about two recent losses, have no idea what to do against Sporting KC, but do come up with the perfect name for the LAFC/NYCFC derby.

The Daves you know return from a hiatus, preview both LAFC and SJ matchups, and there are new urinal cakes at Fitzgerald's.

Martin is out so Zeller gives the picks for the week

The Daves you know gush over Minnesota's performance against the Fire, have cautious optimism about playing the Red Bulls, and want you to get involved in your community for once in your damn life.

In our 50th episode, the Daves you know gush about United's performance in Orlando, have reserved optimism for what lies ahead against Chicago, and debut a new segment on the podcast.

The Daves you know recap the darkness of the San Jose loss, preview the darkness of a road Orlando game, and Martin does not stand by Zeller's controversial comments about the PULSE night club tragedy.

The Daves you know preview the MNUFC season opener against San Jose, preview the whole goddamn MNUFC season, and literally spent two hours sewing together before we sat down for this one.

The Daves you know preview the MLS Western Conference and have a very, very hard time not talking about the Loons for two hours.

The Daves you know give a complete rundown of the 2018 Eastern Conference race and have no idea where Columbus will finish this year, either in the table or even where in this country.

The Daves you know talk Fox Sports North and United's marketing, attempt to parse United's personnel strategy, and debate whether it's better to have one $8 million guy or 8 million $0 guys.

The Daves you know give a robust draft recap, talk about draft and player acquisition theory, and give an impromptu Billy Joel rendition.