The Daves I Know

The Daves you know discuss Liverpool euphoria, Vikings mania, and Loons lethargy.

The Daves you know recap EPL at the half, make silly MNUFC predictions, and suggest that David Moyes looks like a serial killer cut off Arsene Wenger's face and is wearing it around.

The Daves you know recount United's whisper-quiet offseason, pitch twelve players they want to see United sign, and lament the difficulty of using magic elevators.

The Daves you know preview the MLS Cup final, talk about MNUFC changes on and off the field, and discuss why old people still fuck each other.

The Daves you know preview the MLS Conference Finals, recap a fun day in UEFA Champions League, and talk to RJ Allen of Backline Soccer for an extensive look at the women's soccer landscape.

The Daves you know host a year-end celebration and hear what's on the minds of some of our most devout contributors and listeners.

The Daves you know welcome Bruce McGuire to the show to unveil the duNord MLS Best XI, recap the 2017 MNUFC season, and dive deep into reader questions of the once and future podcast king.

The Daves you know chat about the MLS Playoff format, talk Anthony Precourt fucking himself, and give a Loons scouting report of Offensive Loons Fan's kids.

The Daves you know relive a crushing defeat to San Jose, preview every team in this year's MLS Playoffs, and spend way too much time talking #HeathOut.

The Daves you know are pissed about LA, pissed about the 4-3-3, pissed about the NWSL Championship, pissed that a team with a -22 goal differential will make the playoffs, and are pissed about the Crew.

A Dave you know and a Luke you don't know talk about...well, you know what they fucking talk about.

The Daves you know talk anguish and ecstasy with Houston and Atlanta, make correct predictions about Sporting KC round four, and psychoanalyze Inchy.

Longtime voice of Minnesota soccer Chris Lidholm raps "Ice Ice Baby," tells a filthy story about Alan Willey, and reads the Which Wich line.

The Daves you know can't believe the Montreal Meltdown, feel good about playing a nose diving FC Dallas, and have an uninvited guest in the studio.

The Daves you know remember dark feelings about games against Vancouver and Philly, predict dark feelings about playing Montreal, and consider the countless options at their local Menards for ending the dark feelings once and for all.

The Daves you know clink glasses over Liverpool's transfer window, are optimistic about playing the Union, and Martin tries desperately to avoid talking about fantasy soccer.

The Daves you know gush over Abu Danladi, do not know how to play fantasy sports, and give a nickname to David Zeller's mustache.

The Daves you know swear it wasn't a bad game against Seattle, tell you why there is hope against Chicago, and need to give the bartender our keys.

The Daves you know talk Nazis, Seattle, and killing ourselves with Nazis.

The Daves you know drink away the PTSD of a loss to the Sounders, preview the whole goddamn EPL, and discuss public restroom farting etiquette.

The Daves you know unclench their buttocks following a decisive United victory, talk tactics about Seattle, and share the 90's version of their deepest sexual fantasies.

The Daves you know have a substitute co-host, preview the Battle for the Basement with DC United, and have bad tweets go viral.

The Daves you know grieve over a listless 0-0 draw, predict wins against the New York Red Bulls, and are ceaselessly accosted by Arsenal fans during recording.

The Daves you know discuss cups both gold and open, cover what things in life should be legal and illegal, and Zeller tells the tale of showing his penis to a referee.

The Daves you know recap two dreadful games, issue their midseason report cards for the whole team, and Zeller's nut sweat is whisked away to a magical dimension.