THE DAVE LONGLEY BREAKFAST SHOW

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This is the longest free episode we have done in a while so enjoy it! Also, why not be a dear and sign up to the patreon! It is only £2 and it really supports the podcast to keep going. The personal toll has been greater than the financial toll if I'm honest, so when people sign up for the measly amount of £2 it goes some way to making the emotional damage less impactful.  It means that it's worth...

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Beaver fever has taken over the breakfast show! This is just a preview. Full episode available on patreon for the small price of just £2 a month! We aren't living under communism ffs. 

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As so many people have been asking, a little update on Dave's HIV status and his comedy career.  FULL episode is available ONLY on the Patreon, so go over to The Dave Longley Breakfast Show on Patreon and sign up for just £2 a month!

Is beauty skin deep? We are taking calls and reading comments about whether or not looks really matter. Reginald, Emperor Naruhito and Jagpesh give us their takes, but we don't just have opinion and commentary! We have the news with Monty Astor, cooking with Pete O'Foyle, travel, weather and of course FGM of the week!   Full episodes available on patreon!

This is a short preview. Full episode available on the patreon! Sign up please for just £2 a month! It's a bargain and we don't live under communism. 

Go over to The Dave Longley Breakfast Show on Patreon and sign up for just £2 a month!  Support your local podcaster!

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Taking YOUR calls about what YOU want to talk about! This is the ten minute preview of the episode. Full episodes and bonus animated comment available only on Patreon for the paltry sum of £2 a month.  Don't be tight!

Taking calls and reading comments about the best of Britain: the NHS! The NHS might be free but full episodes of this podcast aren't! If you like things pushed to the point of bad taste, get some skin in the game and sign up. It's only £2 on Patreon and you get to feel like you're doing something goof by supporting something so naughty.  I love you. 

Forgiveness!! What's that all about? This is a fifteen minute preview of the one hour and twenty-five minute episode. Please support the podcast and get access to all the full length episodes by signing up to the patreon! Dave Longley Breakfast Show on Patreon. I'd provide a link but Podbean won't allow it. It's dead quick and you can then listen to the podcast through your favourite app. 

Talking about charity!  This is a taster of the full podcast which you can access for just £2 a month via patreon! Don't be a tight cunt. 

A more sombre episode than normal. To listen to the whole thing, please sign up to my Patreon at THE DAVE LONGLEY BREAKFAST SHOW. Just 50p per episode which is fuck all ffs

A lovely trip down memory lane!  Why not sign up the Dave Longley Breakfast Show Patreon? It is a measly £2 and helps me buy badly need equipment and clean drinking water

Taking your calls on the topic of health!!  Full episodes on the Dave Longley Breakfast Show Patreon 

Taking YOUR calls on this enticing topic!  This is a short preview of the full podcast. To enjoy the full depravity, you need to have some skin in the game.  Just £2 a month and you can listen to something you can't tell anyone else about. You coward. 

Is it ever OK to make fun of those less fortunate than ourselves? We are taking YOUR calls in order to discuss this tricky moral issue. PLUS!!! All your travel and weather, not to mention reading your comments! 10 minutes free, then you have to get some skin in teh game. £2 a month isn't much so don't be tight. 

Remember terrorism? 

Taking YOUR calls and reading YOUR comments about all those embarrassing moments in life that you'd rather forget!  Featuring Radio 4, suicide bombers, Tom Binns, constipation, seppuku, double murder and The Krankies. PLUS!! All your travel and weather for the region.    Full episode on the Patreon which is just £2 a month. Sign up and become culpable. 

Taking YOUR calls on the sticky topic of shoplifting! Turkish ambassador Memet Yama calls in to complain about British tourists, Weird Wally gives us his thoughts and Jenny gives us the perspective of a security guard.    Full episode on the patreon for reasons that will become obvious once you've signed up. Don't be tight.