THE DAVE LONGLEY BREAKFAST SHOW

Back where I belong! Taking YOUR calls and reading YOUR comments on the topic of HIV! How can we all be positive and how can we remove stigma. PLUS!! Travel and weather! DOUBLE PLUS!! FGM of the week!!  Full episode only on the patreon for reasons that should be obvious. Just £2 a month which is incredibly cheap and why not be supportive instead of cheap?

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Dave pays the price for being on Live at the Apollo. Reginald takes a trip down memory lane, Emperor Naruhito seeks clarification on certain technical terms and the Concerned Comedians Collective makes it's presence felt.  Full episodes are now only on the patreon because this isn't communism and it's just me and it takes loads of work and oh god please love me. My Dad didn't love me. 

Dave turns heads at the BBC with his stand up comedy resulting in a search for faggots. To listen to the FULL episode please sign up to the Patreon. It only takes a few moments and then you can listen to the full episode where a new world record is set. It only costs £2 a month and you get little extras like hand relief and topless photos.  This isn't two cunts chatting and laughing at each other....

Dave tries comedy therapy and becomes the talk of the grapevine, gets cold called by a comedy mentor and is further comedy coached by Ben.  Sign up to the patreon to listen to the full, deeply offensive episode. It is only two english pounds which is nothing really. Don't give it to a charity that just hands the money over to a war lord. Give it to me. A war lord. 

David gets a call which enables him to talk publicly about dogs with Brian, a prize is given, tears are shed and Ben Silversmith calls to offer Dave some Comedy Therapy.  To listen to the full episode, please sign up to the Patreon and get some skin in the game. 

After eating one ton of Japanese rice, the rats launch an all out assault on Gill Convenience Store after a terrorist attack. Jagpesh and Dave are the only ones there to defend the onslaught, but it is only Wong who can save the day.    Sign up to the patreon to listen to the full episode. Don't make it awkward. 

Brian can't remember, an unwelcome leaving gift, 12 packs of butter and a driving mosque. Full episodes are now only available on the Patreon. Signing up is very quick and each episode works out to about 50 pence.  The Dave Longley Breakfast Show on Patreon for all the goodness! I love you? Does that help? 

Reminiscing, an unexpected delivery, arguing with an emperor, meowing ingredients and sourcing balloons for the North West's premier children's entertainer.  For the full episode head over to my Patreon (Dave Longley Breakfast Show Patreon on google)  Skin in the game means you get more of what you love and it helps keep the lights on

Rubbing it through a sari, BBC test Dave, the recent ruling, 6 tons of rice and Roy 'Chubby' Brown

Dave gives up on a micro penis, starts a new job, meets new brother and takes his first tentative steps back towards hosting his breakfast show again.  Full episode is 45 mins long, with the whole episode on the Patreon! That's right! It's not like I can tour this so gimme 50p for an episode FFS. The others have subsidised you long enough. This isn't Cuba. 

Brian is starving, Jenny phones up with an update about her race transition, Dave and Gurjit reconcile and Ben calls in asking for help turning a hobby into his profession.  The conversation with Ben is the entire reason most of this podcast is Patreon only! Sign up and get involved.  

The extended version of this is on the Patreon which you should sign up to because you think this is free? You don't think it costs me? You tight fisted wank.  

Headphones for this one. Sign up to the Patreon and help keep the lights on. Leave a review. Don't be a prick.