The Dark Ride

Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, Halloween, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast It’s a monster mash up today as The Dark Ride talks Unbuilt Attractions . Have you ever wondered what a night in Bald Mountain might be like? And no before you ask that is not the name of Bob Ch...

Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, Halloween, Villains, Disney Villains, Drinking Game Podcast Welcome foolish mortals, to The Dark Ride's Spooky Séance Spectacular. get your retched rankings fix with our two ghoulish gabbers as we drive the hearse off the cliff with our brand spankin new super scary ranki...

Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, Halloween, Face Characters, Cinderella Evil Stepmother, Drinking Game Podcast, Today we head on down to the gigabyte garage, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week Adriane and Ryan welcome a very special guest to get learned about t...

This week on an all-new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’, we continue our deep dive into hotels around the theme park world with Drunk Distory's Resort Round Up. On this Episode, get ready to join a jazzed up second line, put some bourbon in your streets and figure out all the voodoo that you do as we scarf the king cake of Disney's moderate resorts Disney's Port Orleans Resort -...

Today we head on down to the binary bistro, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week Adriane tells Ryan all about her August trip to the hottest hovel this side of the Sahara, luckily it also rained a lot cause we all know there is no better feeling then being hot and soaked to the bone. This is a two-parter so we get to hear all about the pre trip plans and t...

This week on a mountainous episode of ‘The Dark Ride’ we get our Carl Sagan on, and drink about a very special trip into the cosmos. So set your phasers to stun, prepare to go where no man has gone before, and try not to lose your chocolate chip cookie asteroids . As we put the dark in The Dark Ride while zipping through the stars on Space Mountain ! Isn't it nice to read an attraction name that i...

Today we find ourselves back in the motherboard microbrewery, to get more nostalgic than a hornless narwhal and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week Adriane and Ryan get down right drunk going through some listener mail and answering some fantastic questions about trips with Disney newbies, what it is like doing our podcast as friends and coworkers, and a bunch of other har...

Today we head on down to the hyper hooch hovel, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week Adriane and Ryan get sloshy chattin up some of our favorite listener questions and give out some hard hitting answers. Do we advocate lying about your birthday date at dinner for special treatment.... you bet your sweet Eeyore we do. This ep’s mail call cove...

Today we find ourselves back in the techie tavern, to cool off our summertime heatstroke and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week Adriane and Ryan get tipsy discussing their favorite time of the year to give Bobby Chapek money. Winter, Spring, Summer or Fall Bobbo, all you have to do is call, and we'll be there....that's right, you got a friend. But is that friend a Christm...

Today we find ourselves back in the gigabyte gin house, to lap up some loose ones and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week Adriane and Ryan get blind drunk discussing their possible blind allegiance to the world’s most powerful mouse. A recent Rolling Stone Article puts Disney Adults on blast and our dynamic Duo has opinions.  Then to get lighter than a helium bal...

This week on an all new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’, we continue our deep dive into hotels around the theme park world with Drunk Distory's Resort Round Up. This not so Minnie-tournament will have us looking under the beds of all the Value, Moderate, and Deluxe hotel resorts, to find out what is the best place to stay when your away. This week, get ready to to see how low you...

This week on an all new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’, we start off our deep dive into hotels around the theme park world with Drunk Distory's Resort Round Up. This not so Minnie-tournament will have us looking under the beds of all the Value, Moderate, and Deluxe hotel resorts, to find out what is the best place to stay when your away. This week, get ready to bust out your blu...

Today we find ourselves in the megabyte microbrewery, to slurp some suds and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week Adriane and Ryan, drown their sorrows discussing the recent news of Disney's new Parisian park Premiere Access Pass Ultimate (say that 5 times fast). Will our hosts pony up the shekels for stress free ride day?  Then the tremendous two get mathematical as they add and sub...

Today we head back to the computer cantina, to drown our worries in free blue milk and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week Adriane and Ryan, dive into the recent news of Disney's most expensive flop-house hotel and find out their thoughts on if this cloud city stay is worth the galactic credits or will the survey say.... Groku is broke boo hoo.  The mouse is asking for opinions and...

This week on a floating mountainous episode of ‘The Dark Ride’ we throw back a few and talk all about a newer ride based on an aging movie, based on a dream of a man so obsessed with the blue that after he built a submarine to venture into the deep blue sea, he built an entire race of big blue aliens to be his buddies. That's right today we head to James Cameron's blue seed sack of unobtanium as w...

Today we go back to the inaugural episode of Drunk Distory presents The Dark Ride, to ask ourselves the hard questions; what is joy?, where do the wild things live?, and is disco yeti a good wingman at a party, or is he too busy bustin his own groove to help you with your moves? Listen in as lifetime Disney fans Ryan and Adriane mudslide down the tallest mountain in all of Walt Disney World for a...

Lights, Cameras, Luncheon.  This week on an all new episode of ‘The Dark Ride’, we head back to the catalytic cafe to fill up on glitz, glamour, and gimlets from the golden age of Hollywood . Join the terrible twosome as they get ready for their close up, and talk all about one of the top contenders for best night "cap" If you didn't get the subtle hint its time to pose with your best caricat...

Today we head back to the digital dive bar,  to soak some suds and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week Adriane and Ryan, do some quick trip reviews from their recent travels. Ryan spent some time in the Poconos chasing the ghost of Lenny Bruce while Adriane spent her weekend in Orlando chasing the closest T-mobile location. Our microphone magnates, Talk about when things d...

This week on an all new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’ we head on over to Anaheim, to find the little balsam boy hiding in blacklit plywood flats. This is our pleasure island; not a night club strewn wasteland in central Florida, but a dark ride, where classic golden age nostalgia meets bottom line budgets. So if you have ever wished upon a star for a fast pass or dining rez, yo...

Today we head back to the megabite bar,  to bury some beers and act funny about all things theme parks. This week Adriane and Ryan, do an impression of a newscast, as they butcher the factoids surrounding the Florida vs Disney debacle with the Reedy Creek Special improvement zone. Then the terrible twosome answer some really fun listener questions. to wrap things up , They do as all grea...

Like a grand and miraculous spaceship, our pale blue dot of a planet has sailed trough the universe of time... and for a brief moment, WE have been completely wasted. Sorry Dame Judi, but it’s true the dynamic duo is back for round two. This week we’re heading back to the goliath golf ball to talk about the Epcot park icon that’s also a ride - the one and only Space Ship Earth! We will go over all...

This week on an impromptu At the Bar "shots" addition. we have a mini ep to tide you over. We had some technical issues with our regular episode, but are we gonna let that stop us from maintaining a perfect streak of Wednesday uploads, no way José. Especially when we have Adriane's recent trip to talk all about. You know that feeling when the magic is over and you feel like a ton of bricks has fal...

Bonjour, This week on an all new episode of ‘The Dark Ride’, we head back to the binary brasseries to get our tum tums filled with French fries, French toast, French kisses, and ah ha ha the French champagne. If you didn't get the subtle hint its time to get your escargot forks ready cause were about to get freaky with some frog legs and have some boeuf in the buff as we travel over the channel an...

On this week’s episode of The Dark Ride, we revisit an oldie and a gooo... well an oldie anyway. All of you animatronic bird watchers and robotic rhododendron enthusiasts listen up cause today, Adriane and Ryan rehash the attraction that’s changed it’s name more times then most people change their oil,  Walt Disney's Enchanted Tiki Room. We have gone back into the vault to see how we did back in t...

This week on an all new episode of ‘The Dark Ride’, we head back to the digital bar to get our nosh of nectar on. Get your knives and forks ready cause its time to dig in to the contemporary hotels newest digs. What would happen if the world of mad men descended on central Florida and was lit as if they were filming the Hollywood fake moon landing. If you like Ikea furniture and cafeteria style se...