The Dark Ride

This week on an all new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’. Join us as we take a journey into our imaginations and remember a boisterous  bearded man with a penchant for porkchops and his likable little fellow with the horns of a steer and a deep purple pigment. Today we muster up the courage to ride a replacement of a theme park wunderkind, as we cover Journey into Imagination...

This week on a fab five , 4D, Three caballero, 2 to tango, 1 and only episode of ‘The Dark Ride’ we drink all about the little fantasyland filler that could, when it’s central Florida hot out and you need a nap, there has always been one tried and true attraction to go to. Well before the picnic mayhem of Mick and Min, there was always a place where we could go to be soothed by the sounds of an en...

This week on an all new extra special episode of ‘The Dark Ride’, we head back to the virtual tavern to get our celebration on. Get your party ears ready cause we gone and made it to one hundred episodes. If we were a sitcom in the 80s we’d be syndicated now, which is probably why tv doesn’t work that way anymore.  We are ringing in our new centennial with a mega wrap up show; we got games, w...

This week on an all new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’ we drop into Universal Studios to drink the movies with our mischievous little yellow fiends. Join us as we get zapped by an experimental prototype, blasted into training by a maniacal mastermind, and save an anniversary present from the clutches of doom as we ride, the one and potentially many - Despicable Me, Minion Mayhem...

Today we head back to the digital dive bar,  to down a couple of beers and jibber jabber about all things theme parks. This week we are very excited to be joined by a special guest, Josh Rosenblum; clever connoisseur of themed entertainment, Central Florida Native and  team member with a heart of gold.  Adriane, Ryan, and Josh talk about HHN, seasonal workings, our favorite Disney watering holes,...

This week on an all new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’ we put our best NASA gear on to dine amongst the stars. That's right, its our very first full restaurant experience. Adriane and Ryan got the reservation that everyone is going galactic gaga over and were here to spill the cosmic chamomile all about our experience at Space 220 . We talk at length about the goods, the bads, a...

Today we head back to the simulated saloon, sip down a couple of beers and wax poetic about all things theme parks. This week we are very excited to be joined by a special guest, Ryan Novelline ; Fantastical Concept Artist, Avant Garde Fashion Designer, and all-around awesome guy, who one time interned for Disney Imagineering! Ryan also recently moved to Central Florida and gives us his opinion on...

This week on an all new episode of ‘The Dark Ride’ we hop aboard the SS Queue Too Long, and head to the defunct past of Amity. A sunny seaside past where we are forced to fight off several robot sharks, exploding boat houses, and one underpaid spieling captain as we float around on a tour of a land locked harbor off of Orlando's International Drive. If you miss the fiery explosions, live gun play,...

This week on an all new episode of ‘The Dark Ride’, we head back to the virtual tavern to clean up after a long year. Get your H2O+ suds and oversized white gloves ready, cause its about to get soapier than uncle Orville on the fourth of July.  We will share with you all about this past year and how awesome its been and then take a look at what theme parks have in store for us in the twenty d...

Hello to the Hap Happ Happiest bunch of disnerds this side of the nuthouse, It’s time for the very first Drunk Distory family group Florida trip on this special trip report episode of ‘The Dark Ride’. Join Adriane and Ryan as they mingle and jingle their way through their favorite central Florida theme parks and share with you all the deets of the recent holiday trip. This episode will start with...

Ho ho ho it’s time for a very jolly episode of ‘The Dark Ride’ as we jingle our way through some of our favorite attractions all dolled up in their merry and bright. That’s right, tis the season for dashing through the snow on a one mouse mainstreet vehicle, while we drink our favorite attraction holiday overlays. Come join us to find out which one is the most spectacular, and which one leaves us...

This week on an all new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’ we hop in the way back machine to visit an opening day attraction from the days of yore to take a ride on the wild side. This is one of the strangest rides to ever grace the dis universe. That’s right, get your license and registrations ready for Mr. Toad's Wild Ride week! The ride that tells all little Mickeys and Minnies,...

This week on an all new episode of ‘The Dark Ride’ we head back to the virtual tavern to drink some beers and hang out with our friend; the incomparable BARBI aka @TourGuideBarbi on TikTok! Barbi shares with us some of her experiences being a performer at Disney World, Universal and Seaworld! As well as what it’s like to play Gwen Stefani in her No Doubt tribute band - Subliminal Doubt! Barbi isn’...

This week on an all new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’ we wrap up our not so Minnie-tournament where we drank all 11 of Epcot’s World Showcase Pavilions! Time to remember the good, the bad, the Italy. Over the last few months we did deep dives all around Epcots world showcase and now we need your help to wrap up our lap around the lagoon. We ranked each of the pavilions in a ser...

This week on an all new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’ we continue our mini-tournament where we drink all 11 of Epcot’s World Showcase Pavilions! Join us as we head to the very Mythical realm of Arendelle and the very real country of Norway to let it all go. Adriane and Ryan dive into the deep end of a pool filled with the remains of a summer struck Olaf to figure out all the go...

This week on an all new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’ we continue our mini-tournament where we drink all 11 of Epcot’s World Showcase Pavilions! Join us as we head to the far east of the lagoon and the far far east of the world as we find out if there is a thing as too big of a gift shop. Were heading to China where we can discover hand done  intricately carved wooden door...

Welcome Foolish Mortals to the return of the Haunted Mansion episode of ‘The Dark Ride’ we are your hosts, your podcast hosts! Our last spooky season episode had some ghastly sound, but was so much fun that we thought we should give it new life. That's right, we are revisiting the house on the hill for another in-death look at the colonial cadaver cottage. So boys and ghouls, Muster your courage a...

This week on an all new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’ we continue our mini-tournament where we drink all 11 of Epcot’s World Showcase Pavilions! Pack your socks and sandals, and hold on to your Bretzels because this week we’re headed to the land of beer and sausages! That’s right it’s – It’s Germany Pavilion week There’s lots of amazing shopping, food, and beer in this pavilion...

Silencio Brunos and Brunettes, This week on an all new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’ we continue our mini-tournament where we drink all 11 of Epcot’s World Showcase Pavilions! This week we’re heading over to the boot shaped bonanza, the ole country itself - The Italy Pavilion! This is a doozy of a restaurant,... I mean episode.  Listen in as Adriane and Ryan drink heavily...

This week on a very special episode of ‘The Dark Ride’ we discuss old faithful itself the 26 year old,  Epcot International Food & Wine Festival! This year all things are coming up Remy, but will having another Disney rodent mascot be too cheesy?!?! listen in to hear our thoughts on this festival vs the other 4 the park hosts, Adriane's list of the best and the worst of the fest, our dyna...

This week on an all new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’ we head to the chill zone to drink beers and discuss all of the  happenings from Adriane's latest Trip to WDW! We start off discussing the The Food and drinks and quickly fall into all things fall at Disney. Stay with us for Boo Bashing, Hotels, Merch and all the pre 50th madness. Did one of our venerable hosts bite the...

This week on an all new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’ we continue our mini-tournament where we drink all 11 of Epcot’s World Showcase Pavilions! Time to bring it on home, will the acapella and apple pie of America sway our votes or will this pavilion flounder like a fish during the Boston tea party. This week  we invite you to grab your golden wings as we soar over to the...

This week on an all new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’ we continue our mini-tournament where we drink all 11 of Epcot’s World Showcase Pavilions! This week we’re heading over to the home of all things cute culture - The Japan Pavilion! There’s lots of amazing shopping, food, and cocktails in this pavilion but does it have what it takes to take down the other 10 pavilions? There’...

This week on an all new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’ we head back to the virtual tavern to drink beers and discuss all of the latest happenings in the Disney Universe! We start off discussing the much anticipated Star Wars Galactic Cruiser, things like how much it costs, what’s included, and does it actually go to space? We then switch gears to a more fun (and less expensive)...

This week on an all new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’ we continue our mini-tournament where we drink all 11 of Epcot’s World Showcase Pavilions! Grab a baguette and your favorite beret because this week we invite you to be our guest as we head over to the France Pavilion! The home of Beauty and the Beast, Aurora, and some insane acrobats that stand on chairs! There’s a lot of g...