The Dark Ride

The curtain lifts for an encore of epic engagement; It's time to play the music, it’s time to light the lights, it’s time to pour a drink, and talk again about Muppet Vision 3D tonight! Hello there I am Kermit the frog, ok fine I’m not, I’m just a drunk podcast host with a green complexion here to tell you that this week we will be drinking about the beloved Hollywood Studios attraction: Muppe...

Get your swim trunks on and your nose skin covered in neon blue lotion cause This week on an all-new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’ we're talking waterparks. We start with a quick revisit to one of the world's great, themed water parks – Typhoon Lagoon ! This storm-ravaged tropical bay is the perfect place to cool down during the hot summer months. Then with Miss Tilly o...

Today we head on down to the terabyte tavern, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week Adriane tells Ryan all about her recent trip to the hap hap happiest place on earth - Orlando. This is typically a solo endeavor but not this time... your very favorite Heroine of Hollywood studios found a tripping partner in a very fond friend of the podcast, the original m...

… Alright now, fellas (Yeah?) Now, what cooler than being cool? (Ice cold!) I can't hear you I say what's, what's cooler than being cool? (Ice cold!)  Hey Ya.... that's right we're experimenting with prototypes of pop this week on an all-new episode of ‘The Dark Ride’, we head to the "Beverly" Hills of soda fountains, Club Cool . Grab your expedition gear, a Zamboni,...

Mele Kaliki-Ohana is the thing to say On a bright Polynesian vay - k day That's the Resort greeting that we send to you From the land where Dolewhips sway. Here we know Ohana will serve POG and waffle The potstickers by day and all the lapu lapu Mele Kaliki-Ohana is the Poly's way To say Character Dining to you We're getting tropical this week as we shimmy into our grass skirts and hav...

This week on a return to Neverland episode of ‘The Dark Ride’ get ready to wait at least 60 minutes every single time, unless of course, you have a lightning lane or you have some lost boys saving your spot in line because we're heading towards the second star to the left and straight on till we reach Peter Pan’s Flight! So get ready to clap your hands until you can save a pixie as we drink th...

What do you get when you mix the puritanic values of 1950's soda pop American graffiti with the palate of a comic book obsessed 12 year old with a perversion toward retro-futurism? Well, you get the coolest little drive-in diner dive this side of Guy Fiere's chicken shack. That's right today we're running for our lives from fifty-foot women, Gila monsters, and Frankenstein's sp...

This week on an all-new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’, We're heading west to crawl into a caterpillar and take a ride through the looking glass. This is one of the weirder dark rides to ever grace the dis universe. That’s right, get your peace pipe ready and prepare to answer life's biggest question "whoooooo arrreeeeeee youuuuuuuu? ". Today we ride Disneyland...

This week on an all-new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’, we continue our deep dive into hotels around the theme park world with Drunk Distory's Resort Round Up. On this Episode, get your Keys Largoed as we head to the resort that reminds you that Florida has a sunny place for shady people, a little set of famous islands that are great places for pianists to go on vacation. Fi...

Stick out your thumbs and make good with some , grass, cash, or ass, cause no-one rides for free when we take the bar to the car. During this communal commute, we get to the news of the day, figure our why Poseidon was so damn furious, and discuss how to do Disney cheaper then your next door neighbor Carol, who is always bragging about the deals she finds. Put the family roadster into high gear as...

This week on an all-new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’, we continue our deep dive into hotels around the theme park world with Drunk Distory's Resort Round Up. On this Episode, get out your parasols and make sure to not get your knickers in a bunch , as your two main musing mouthpieces take a spoon full of sugar to make the Ambien go down, that's right were sleeping supe...

Takin the grid to the streets. Today we head on down to Fynn's Arcade Avenue , to buckle up our emotions and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week Adriane and Ryan once again take the show on the road to the mean streets of ...Midtown NYC?!? Join the tawdry twosome as they talk up some Disney doings. Today we brave the rain as we cover some episode oopsies, hit it hard on Hagrid&#...

Today we head on down to the RAM Roadhouse, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week Adriane and Ryan talk all about rich things. What sort of rich things you ask?... Well, gold bars and fine cigars but of course. Were getting all up in the secret high society of the Disney rich and famous. Were talking about Club 33 and all the spoils that go with it. So will...

Well its early spring , with all the cleaning and organizing that comes with it, and  as our seasonal affective disorder has taken full control, we felt that it was time to get our competition on. You've heard of the tournement of champions, but who speaks for the speechless, the little long lost and for some, forgotten rides of yesteryear. So that is what were doing today, break out the hatc...

Howdy partners! For your safety, remain seated with your hands, arms, feet, and legs away from aunt Gladys's gaping maw of a mouth cause this here is an all you care to enjoy eatery and Good ole Gladys, well she likes to balloon on briskets, pull all the porks, and chomp chickens like they was cheerios. If any of you folks are wearin’ hats or glasses, best remove ’em ( I mean we are at the dinner...

This week on ‘The Dark Ride’ we invite you to prick your ears like a stallion at the glue factory and climb aboard some ornately decorated bleached ponies. Join your favorite cowboy and cowgirl as we spur our way into and out of our saddles, while we go round and round the ole horse tornado sipping from ornately bedazzled boots, I mean mugs, were definitely drinking out of mugs just like every oth...

Takin the speedway to the streets. Today we head on down to the Alabama slamma avenue, to buckle up our emotions and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week Adriane and Ryan once again take the show on the road to the mean streets of ...the upper east side?!? Join the tawdry twosome as they talk up some Disney news. Today we hit it hard on body wars... I mean Tron Lightcycle Run. T...

Today we head on down to the motherboard mall, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week Adriane and Ryan talk all about things. What sort of things you ask?... Well, new things you silly symphonies. There has been a whole lot of new news tea spilt by the theme park brass and were here to mop all that juicy news up, and serve it on ice to our lovely listeners....

This week on an all-new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’, we continue our deep dive into hotels around the theme park world with Drunk Distory's Resort Round Up. On this Episode, get ready to pop several polo collars and have Jeeves bring the rolls around because when its oh so cold in New England we always summer at Disney’s Yacht and Beach Club Resort .  So pack your whites...

This week on a second pass at shaking ass, we visit your favorite 70 year old Bostonian rockstars this side of the retirement home. That’s right were gonna rock out with our …. Uh….. sun block out, cause I've seen what too much sun has done to ole Stevie Tyler and I want to keep my skin looking attached to my face. Today we face down Disney world's only upside down wonder, the roller coaster that...

Welcome Ladies and Gentleman to the first annual Golden Churros Awards  Ceremony  presented by Drunk Distory! As you've guessed it, Adriane and Ryan ate too many churros and decided to take a trip down memory main street for a glimpse at the year that brought us more Bobs than we can shake an oversized white gloved fist at. This award ceremony will bring shocks and awes and wild spectacl...

This week on an all-new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’, we continue our deep dive into hotels around the theme park world with Drunk Distory's Resort Round Up. Today, get ready to retreat to this 60s version of the ultra-modern aesthetic. It's not just Mrs. Incredibles sweet caboose that loves this iconic A-frame Resort hotel, its the rest of the incredible cast too. why??? your...

Excuse me sir you can’t autopia in public. Today we head on down to the Singapore sling service station, to buckle up our emotions and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week Adriane and Ryan once again take the show on the road to the mean streets of ...the upper east side?!? Join the tawdry twosome as they talk up some Disney holiday decoration know how. Then we learn how to smug...

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Soarin 2. If you thought round one was good. Buckle yo damn belts cause we flying as high as Santa’s jingling bells. Put your seats and tray tables up and enjoy your flight on The Dark Ride. enjoy! Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, Halloween, Road Trip, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinkin...