The Dark Ride

Today we head on down to the banana bread bakery, to doo the doo, unloose the caboose, water the grass, drop a deuce, punish the porcelain, build a log cabin, or any of your other favorite euphemisms for bodily functions as we sit down to check our phones and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week Adriane and Ryan do some listener mail call and with a special request talk all about whe...

Were starting off on a good foot for twenty four and were so glad that you are along for the ride. tune in this week to talk planning in all its fun and frustration. welcome to the future, drunk distory style. Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, Vacation, Universal Studios Orlando, Disney Vacation, Trip Pla...

All the uppers and downers of a year well spent. Grab a glass of champagne and come joint the territorial twosome as they do a deep dive into emotion and see what pulls at the heart strings. Adios 2023 bienvenido 24. Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, Vacation, Universal Studios Orlando, Disney Vacation, N...

On the First Dismay Of Disney, my true Love gave to me; A podcast from a bar seat. Hi there and welcome to the Drunk Distory Holidaze. Join your favorite two churro eaters on a discussion of what 2023 gave us and what things we would like more of in 2024. This is part of our loose fit year-end collection and if you are extra naughty this year, Ryan may even sing you a little song at the end. Happy...

This week the terrific twosome get serious and tackle a recent mean mouse policy change that has some of the Disney community quite upset. Adriane and Ryan have invited two fantastic guests to discuss the recent banning of third party tour guides on property. We welcome Monica (@BarbiNoE / @fake_gwen) and Johnathan (@jonofakepants / @tiktokjono) to help shed light on their recent experience. This...

Today we head on down to the internet Imbibery, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week Adriane tells Ryan all about her Holidazed trip to the hap hap happiest place on earth this side of the nut house. This is a two - in - one parter so we get to hear all about the pre trip plans and then through the channeling of cosmic rewind and an audio delay, we get to...

What would you do with your best day ever if it was decided by chance? Well, today through the magic of Rock Paper Scissors we're gonna see what A & R would do when put to the task. Whose day will take the Mickey waffle? you gotta tune in to find out! Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, Vacation, Un...

Like a fresh coat of paint on a squealing pig, the Mouse in the house is redecorating for the seasonal festivities and we want to talk about all those Holiday Overlays. If we know anything, it's that we are unable to talk tinsel without ranking Rudolf's redesign, so we are setting up a competition of coveralls. let the great holiday overlay hoedown commence! Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, F...

Twas the Night before Jollywood , when all through the studios Not a reservation was made, not even a Derby hat The DJs were spinning top 40s while we queued without care, in hopes that a Gertie cookie soon would be there; We're talking Jollywood Nights Event at the studios this week, so grab your holiday finery and get ready to deck the halls as we discuss if this is worth it, or do you work...

Today we head on down to the processor pub, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week Adriane and Ryan talk all about where to have a quickie in the studios, when your director tells you to "take a hot 5", head over to one of the 9 fast food favorites to scarf sustenance with the stars. Join the dynamite duo as they talk all about hotdogs and tachos a...

What do you get when you mix the Oregon Trail with family friendly antics and Dicks Last Resort ? Well, you get the quietest little cafe in the wilderness. Among the sweeping totems of the Wilderness Lodge Resort's lobby, If you listen closely to the spirits of the Pacific Northwest wood, you can hear the subtle sounds of the elusive ketchup caller. This rare breed will call ever so lightly th...

Welcome Foolish Mortals to the next installment of The Dark Ride's annual Haunted Mansion Halloween special spooktacular. We are your hosts, your podcast hosts! Our episode begins here, in this streaming device, where you will hear an aura of foreboding facts while sipping some ghoulish delights. This year we are mixing it up with a Hollywood spooktacular as we ride movies (oops wrong park), f...

Today we head on down to the motherboard microbrewery, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week we flip the script and hear all about Ryan's trip to the themepark motherland. Ry is Halloween Horror Nights bound and then off to see what he has been missin in the world for the last couple of years in the bubble. This is a two-parter ep so we get to hear all...

For The First time ever The Dark Ride is pitting the theme world mega champs against each other where it counts... the lines. in a knockout, all-holds-barred, battle royale Tournament of the Queue of Champions: Disney Vs Universal . Us Theme nerd aficionados have spent more time riding the stainless steel saddle , carving switchbacks and spotting queue cuties than any level-headed park hopper has...

Today we head on down to the binary bistro, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week Adriane tells Ryan all about her September trip to the hottest hovel this side of the Sahara, luckily it also rained a lot cause we all know there is no better feeling then being hot and soaked to the bone. This is a two-parter so we get to hear all about the pre trip plans an...

This week on an all-new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’ where we're talking big moves, of the Orlando variety. well not really us but like so many of us, inquiring minds want to know. What are the thoughts on moving to Orlando from those transplants that have made the leap. To do this we're gonna need help, so we call in the professional and have an insider talk on all things Cen...

Have a great idea for a shiny new car design and Ford just won't hire you? Well look no further because GM is data mining all the 10-year-olds in Orlando for sweet Hot Wheels ideas that they can put to the test. Today were buckled up for simulation as we ride Test Track Presented by Chevrolet . Whether you are looking for Capability ,  Efficiency ,   Responsiveness, or   Power ( and let's...

Today we head on down to the hyper hooch hovel, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week Adriane and Ryan get sloshy chattin up our thoughts on the recently unveiled offerings from the 2023 destination D-23 Event in Orlando. Maybe we will get some of these goodies in the 20-20s but im not holding my breathe. We the goods from all the parks, what was a hit and...

Today we head on down to the microchip megastore lunch counter, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week Adriane and Ryan talk all about some dudes issues with disney adults. some people say that we are disturbed mentally ill derranged members of society, but these people haven't even met me yet so what do they know. its a case of misunderstanding , see......

This week on an all new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’, we keep our breath held on our deep dive into hotels around the theme park world with Drunk Distory's Resort Round Up. This not so Minnie-tournament has us looking under the beds of all the Value, Moderate, and Deluxe hotel resorts, to find out what is the best place to stay when you're away. In this episode, get re...

Today we head on down to the internet imbibery, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week Adriane and Ryan talk all about Princess weak. Which of these lovely, strong, independent, cartoon women are our faves, and which ones are bottom barrel basic. Then we bust out some serious superlatives to the squad and see where Disney could give us some more princess pow...

Today we head on down to the software saloon, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things... airports?!?!?!. That's right, this week we put the theme parks away in exchange for some TSA. At least there are still queues! This week Adriane and Ryan talk all about Adriane's recent trip to Alaska on land and sea... if we add in the imagination pavilion, it's like we're at E...

Designated drivers to the starting line, get ready to rev with a bev as we head back to the streets to get our swerves through all these curves. If you can smell gas in the air and hear the sputter of tiny engines you know what land you're in, and you know what time it is. Were hitting the not so open road again as we bump rails and bend fenders on the Tomorrowland Speedway. ! That’s right, we...

Banana..... Bannanna banana...Baaaaahhhhnnnnaaaaaannnaaahh, arnt you glad I didn't say six flags? This week on an all-new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’ we're talking minions, video spoilers, and up-and-coming rumors. but to do this we're gonna need help, so we hop on the horn and have an insider talk on all things themepark with  Come Along with Shaun's own Shau...

Today we head on down to the processor pub, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week Adriane and Ryan talk all about where to have a quickie at the Magic Kingdom. We're talking quick service you pervs. Join the dastardly duo as they talk all about hotdogs and tacos and where to get the best of em while you're visiting "The Most Magical Place on Ea...