The Dark Ride

If you savor premium steaks, fresh seafood and 90s interior design check out this New England-style steakhouse. We did, and we're here to spill the sirloin. Today we are joined by a Drunk Distory favorite with Sun Splash Waterpark in Cape Coral Florida's own Hollie Reed (@queenmumhollie) (@sunsplashcc on IG/ @sunsplashwaterpark on TikTok), will this high price house of hamburg be a hit or...

Today we head on down to the cafe du motherboard, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week Adriane tells Ryan all about her summer trip to the happiest place on earth. Where she were lucky enough to take a trip down the bayou with a special preview of Tiana's Bayou Saltporium. And she wasnt alone, and either are we this week we are pleased to welcome back...

When I see a Smellephant Fly.... I run for cover. This week were getting into the three ring of it all as we run away to the circus and discuss all that is Storybook Circus , from the fake trains and planes to the real trains and plains, we will talk about it all. and then there is the Smellephants on Parade; Disney's newest mash up IP and sponsorship opportunity to impart its imprint on the k...

Sizzling grills ignite, Chef's dance in gleaming steel light, Teppanyaki delight. EPCOT's fan fave, Teppan Edo is on the menu today.   This group sit-down dining experience has us getting our komonos on, and stretching our kawaii muscle with all the delicious delicacies of the land of the rising sun So will this entertaining eatery have us giggling with our hand over our mouth, or will thi...

Today we head on down to the internet Imbibery, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week the twosome of terot revisit the world showcase showdown and start a best day ever walkin round the lagoon, they will share their favorite thing to eat, drink and do at each of the pavilions, so will they go right or left leaving world celebration? ....  To find out, you j...

Today we head on down to the microbit brewery, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week we are all about that relaxed fit. Adriane and Ryan talk about the stresses of a first time dis vacation?, We discuss the deepest of deep dives , viral sensation rockin the internet, the 4 hr starcruiser review you tube by @JennyNicholson, whats all this hype all about??!!!...

Today we head on down to the Lithium Ion Lido Deck, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks and cruise ships. This week we flip the script and Ryan tells Adriane all about his recent stomp around the studios and sail around the seas of the Caribbean. We get into all the goods, bads, and uglies of the MSC seashore and its 7 night sail around the land of pirates and pucca...

From the day we arrive on the podcast And, blinking, picked up our drinks There's more to know than can ever be known More to drink than can ever be drunk There's far too much facts to take in here More to find than can ever be found But the gates rolling high Through the castle spotted sky Keeps great and small on the endless pal around It's the circle of Drunk Distory And it moves us...

Today we head on down to the microbit brewery, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week we are all about that relaxed fit. Adriane and Ryan try a new nationwide Dolewhip social media trend, does it hold up to our refined palates?, we will have to taste the magic to find out. Then we answer some listener mail about doing a down and back to Disney in one day, an...

Today we head on down to the internet Imbibery, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week Adriane tells Ryan all about her recent romp around the mouse house. and this time she brought a friend in to spill the tea. We are psyched to welcome back to our little slice of Cinderella; Mike Molinari (@mikemolinari) . He was recently on telling us why he's a Disne...

Who is a Disney Adult? What is a Disney Adult? And why does the internet and society as a whole care so much? Well, that’s what we hope to find out in a new series we’re calling ‘Unpacking Disney: A Disney Adult Deep Dive ’ where each month we’ll interview one so-called Disney Adult about their lived experiences to find out what led to them to a life-consuming copious amounts of churros and Dole W...

Only the Grid knows why frisbees and neon go so damn well together. stride over your ever so uncomfortable light cycle and get ready to see the future in all of its daft punkiness. Today we ride Tron: Light Cycle Run . Will this neo-futuristic test track of new Tomorrowland send us victoriously through the cybernetic cacophony or will its seats have us in sweats and make us cramped at the idea of...

There is an old Swahili Proverb that says; "He who eats another man's food will have his own food eaten by others." . and that goes double when you are talking about the bread service at Sanaa at Animal Kingdom Lodge Kidani Village . From the epic art to the wild views, this restaurant with the heart of Africa has got big things in a small package. So will this bite sized bistro make...

Today we head on down to the internet Imbibery, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week were all about that relaxed fit. Adriane and Ryantalk about some upcoming events, we talk through some big disney news articles as of late and jam out to some listener mail and posts. its fun for the family, but with swears, so maybe the whole family that is cool with hear...

Who is a Disney Adult? What is a Disney Adult? And why does the internet and society as a whole care so much? Well, that’s what we hope to find out in a new series we’re calling ‘Unpacking Disney: A Disney Adult Deep Dive ’ where each month we’ll interview one so-called Disney Adult about their lived experiences to find out what led to them to a life-consuming copious amounts of churros and Dole W...

It's been Four Years since you looked at me Cocked your head to the side and said, "I'm angry" not so long since you laughed at me Saying, "Get that together, come back and see me" welcome to our Four Year Aniversary Show, filled with fun and games, surprised animatronic guests and a whole lot of Disney Debauchery. Saddle up, kick back, and Enjoy! Drunk Distory, The Dar...

Arrr, ye scallywags! Hoist yer Jolly Roger and prepare to plunder the depths of hilarity today with the Finding Nemo Submarine Voyage at Disneyland! We be sailin' through the seas of imagineering as we recount the antics of Nemo, Dory, Tony Baxter, and their motley crew of underwater misfits. From fish tacos to landlubber shenanigans, we be splicin' the mainbrace and servin' up a barre...

Welcome to the Jungle, sha na na na please take a moment to adjust your volume and let the two skippers with the yippers take you to the far-off land of Orlando to a little bistro in the bush in the Kingdom of Magic. Today we're gettin our feast of beast on as we eat all about Skipper Canteen . Adventerland's punny eatery with a design towards the sublime. listen up as we're gonna poin...

Who is a Disney Adult? What is a Disney Adult? And why does the internet and society as a whole care so much? Well, that’s what we hope to find out in a new series we’re calling ‘Unpacking Disney: A Disney Adult Deep Dive ’ where each month we’ll interview one so-called Disney Adult about their lived experiences to find out what led to them to a life consuming copious amounts of churros and Dole W...

Today we head on down to the internet Imbibery, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week Adriane tells Ryan all about her Fab Feb trip to the happiest place on earth. Birthdays and rain delays This is a two - in - one parter so we get to hear all about the pre trip plans and then through the channeling of cosmic rewind and an audio delay, we get to hear all ab...

Salagadoola mechicka boola bibbidi-bobbidi-boo Put 'em together and what have you got character dining costing you a firstborn child. We're headed to Cindy's house for a little amuse bouche and a princess parade the likes of which you've never seen. Unless you have perchance been to literally any other parade at Disney cause then you have seen this many princesses. Or maybe if you...

Get your dogsled and mukluks ready cause we're venturing into the great white north to lineup for a mickey, kick out the hosers, and chomp down at some chops at EPCOT's Le Cellier Steakhouse .   This deluxe sit-down dining experience has us getting our lumberjack on, stretching our Molson muscle with all the delicious delicacies of the land of the maple leaves. So will this hockey toothed...

Who is a Disney Adult? What is a Disney Adult? And why does the internet and society as a whole care so much? Well, that’s what we hope to find out in a new series we’re calling ‘Unpacking Disney: A Disney Adult Deep Dive’ where each month we’ll interview one so-called Disney Adult about their lived experiences to find out what led to them to a life consuming copious amounts of churros and Dole Wh...

When your galactic generator has gone missing and you can't afford to hire Captain Marvel, there is only one team you can count on.. In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government they survive as soldiers of...

This week on an all-new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’, we continue our deep dive into hotels around the theme park world with Drunk Distory's Resort Round Up. On this episode, get ready to get your 90s aesthetic on with Walt Disney World Swan and Dolphin Resorts. this resort has big geometry energy and a location to make you dream of the original dreamfinder riding on the h...