The Conjecturing: A Horror-ish Podcast

The gang celebrates its 1-Year podcast anniversary with a special segment: The Re-Visit, Part 1. Surprise guests make a cameo appearance. Rob upgrades his cocktail at the Gold Room bar. Laura goes “full Joey” from top to bottom. Greg becomes his own hype man. Laughs all around as we re-visit our favorite moments from the past year. Theme Music: Ocean Palace (Wave Breaker) - CoTMM-68030 Support Us...

The gang reviews Unfriended (2014) *spoilers*. Laura’s chilly beverage generates InstaGiggles. Greg submits a friend request to Moses. Rob’s computer crashes from a saucy download. Dickie227 enters the chat for a game of “Never Have I Ever”.   Theme Music: Ocean Palace (Wave Breaker) - CoTMM-68030 Support Us by Supporting Our Sponsors! RAZE ENERGY - Raze Energy is one of the best energy drinks on...

The gang reviews Drag Me to Hell (2009) *spoilers*. Laura concocts an ant infestation curse; Gypsy Graves goes off the rails with a movie theory; Rob puckers up under the dreamy spell of his G.O.A.T, Justin. Watch out for that Hanky! #JusticeforKitty   Theme Music: Ocean Palace (Wave Breaker) - CoTMM-68030 Support Us by Supporting Our Sponsors! RAZE ENERGY - Raze Energy is one of the best energy d...

The gang reviews Suspiria (1977) *spoilers*. Rob suspects a popular taco fast food chain of concealing witchcraft behind closed doors. Greg is traumatized by his near-death experience in a terrifying ball pit. Laura break dances her way through conflicting feelings.   Theme Music: Ocean Palace (Wave Breaker) - CoTMM-68030 Support Us by Supporting Our Sponsors! RAZE ENERGY - Raze Energy is one of t...

The gang reviews Shaun of the Dead (2004) *spoilers*. Laura shuffles through her deep cuts of 80s zombie fight songs. Rob explores the comedic timing of hard cutting between camera shots. Greg cuts into our sanity as he defends his Zombie Apocalypse weapon-of-choice.   Theme Music: Ocean Palace (Wave Breaker) - CoTMM-68030 Support Us by Supporting Our Sponsors! RAZE ENERGY - Raze Energy is one of...

The gang reviews Cloverfield (2008) *spoilers*. Only one Manhattan cocktail in, Laura's ready to join the Blue Man Group. Rob develops a passional mancrush for the irrational man crushed. Greg's mind is blown by a beastly movie easter egg. Kaijus are essentially just old dads steppin' over buildings like legos!   Theme Music: Ocean Palace (Wave Breaker) - CoTMM-68030      Follow Us by Following Us...

The gang pops Champagne (Happy New Year!) and reviews Silent Hill (2006) *spoilers*. Greg wants to breakout his PS1 and power-up. Laura thinks lotion is the solution to everything, and Rob just can't stop seeing d*cks!    Theme Music: Ocean Palace (Wave Breaker) - CoTMM-68030

The gang reviews Better Watch Out (2016) *spoilers*. MC Blitzed Vixen (Laura) hosts the ultimate holiday horror rap battle. Dr. Robb (Rob) finds his rhythm in the antagonist's dance moves. Michaelange-Flo (Greg) debunks the Home Alone paint can trick. Happy Holidays Horror Fam!

The gang reviews Brightburn (2019) *spoilers*. Greg's heart is colder than his ice-cold beverage craving. Laura pledges hers to a drastic Office-related allegiance, and in turn gives Rob heartburn with her dispassion for comics. Is this superhero "superhorror" Rob's perfect dream?   Theme Music: Ocean Palace (Wave Breaker) - CoTMM-68030

The gang reviews Audition (1999) *spoilers*. Daniel Day Laura attempts to slay Rob during his first game initiation. Greg's dream theory is a head scratcher, or maybe a head detacher? "Kiri Kiri Kiri!"   Theme Music: Ocean Palace (Wave Breaker) - CoTMM-68030

The gang shares their “Top 5 Characters from Halloween-ish Movies” segment from this year’s Slash ‘N Cast Halloween Virtual Convention. Laura drinks in the light of her festive glorious morning cocktail. Is Rob earnestly scared, or just scared stupid? Greg does his best to bring sexiness to the pod. Cheers to the funnest holiday of the year and the amazing movie characters who bring it to life!!!

In an episode just as ridiculous as this week's movie, the gang reviews ThanksKilling (2008) *spoilers*. Our Conjecturers create their ideal horror character-hosted Thanksgivings. Rob feeds gravy to his inner turkey. Laura's lips pass on the butter, and Greg's brain reverses course since it can't process the main course. Happy Thanksgiving Everyone - Let's get Basted!    Theme Music: Ocean Palace...

The gang reviews Sinister (2012) *spoilers*. Rob crawls out of cardboard boxes doing the "backseat boogie", while Greg would rather hunker down for the purge. Laura is petrified of Baguul in the pool. Under no circumstances should anyone EVER enter their attic without sage in every orifice.   Theme Music: Ocean Palace (Wave Breaker) - CoTMM-68030

The gang reviews The Exorcist (1973) *spoilers*. Possessed Rob slams pea soup much to Laura’s horror. Merlin assists Father Greg with his split lips. Did this movie pass Rob’s SYS (Sh*t Yourself Shuffle)?   Theme Music: Ocean Palace (Wave Breaker) - CoTMM-68030

The gang reviews the sci-fi “horror-ish” War of the Worlds (2005) *spoilers*. Laura sucks down peach schnapps while Greg marvels at his Garage Sale samurai sword. Rob declares an official name change. Who is cuter—Dakota Fanning, or these cuddle-fish aliens?   Theme Music: Ocean Palace (Wave Breaker) - CoTMM-68030

On the last episode of Conjecturween "The Musical", the gang reviews Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982) *spoilers*. Laura attempts to prevail over Greg during Rob’s game of “Like Mike” with an Aladdin Cheat Code. Graves makes a shocking Halloween appearance. Rob’s fan theory completely derails the conversation… is this even real life!?!   Theme Music: Conjecturapella???

Continuing with Conjecturween, the gang reviews Halloween (2018) *spoilers*. Rob and Greg ride a tandem bicycle without wheels as they attempt to compete in Laura’s “Would You Rather” challenge. Michael Myers loves samurai swords, but not as much as D.G.G. loves “fizzy” Easter Eggs.   Theme Music: Conjecturween - DJ $DaSensei

Continuing with Conjecturween, the gang reviews Rob Zombie’s Halloween (2007) *spoilers*. Rob builds a frightening slasher on squeaky wheels. Greg uncovers a hidden fetish… for hands. Laura is anything but a “New Loomis” fan. The question must be asked: is Michael actually a *hero*?”   Theme Music: Conjecturween - DJ $DaSensei

Continuing their Conjecturween, the gang reviews Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988) *spoilers*. Greg casually sips his Michael's Mule whilst wearing no pants. Laura is appalled at No-Neck Mikey's roided physique. Rob is so horrified by this ending that he pretends to pick up Dr. Loomis but instead drives off into the night.   Theme Music: Conjecturween - DJ $DaSensei

In their first episode of "Conjecturween", the gang reviews Halloween (1978) *spoilers*. Laura aggressively takes the wheel and rips it straight off. Greg quits soda and becomes Michael Myers, standing around aimlessly. Rob can't decide who's more inefficient at their job - Michael or the Sheriff?   Theme Music: Conjecturween - DJ $DaSensei

The gang reviews Event Horizon (1997) *spoilers*. Laura boards the mothership to “bowl” with The Rock. Greg's not eating this space cheese and demands a rewrite. Rob declares his fondness for orgies.   Theme Music: Ocean Palace (Wave Breaker) - CoTMM-68030

The gang reviews Return to Oz (1985) *spoilers*. In another of Rob's random movie picks, Greg remembers a previous life and is traumatized. Everyone agrees Dorothy doesn't see sh*t. Lobotomies, wheelers and heads - OH MY!   Theme Music: Ocean Palace (Wave Breaker) - CoTMM-68030

The gang reviews Train to Busan (2016) *spoilers*. Rob tests Laura & Greg on their "Train Track" familiarity, but one of them drops some Jupiter. While Laura is heartbroken and Greg stifles tears, Rob exhibits a heartless demeanor. Everyone concedes that zombies are benign compared to the nefarious nature of humans.    Theme Music: Ocean Palace (Wave Breaker) - CoTMM-68030

The gang reviews You're Next (2011) *spoilers*. Greg demands lessons in proper blood penmanship. Not on his life would Rob ever look under the bed. Laura declares her woman boner for Erin. Everyone constructs their Mount Rushmore of bad @$$ b*tches.   Theme Music: Ocean Palace (Wave Breaker) - CoTMM-68030

The gang reviews Host (2020) *spoilers*. During a game of "Never Have I Ever", Laura pounds Astral Shots and Greg casually admits to dabbling in arson. Rob develops a theory and shakes up the plot like a Polaroid Picture. Watch out for those pots and pans!   Theme Music: Ocean Palace (Wave Breaker) - CoTMM-68030