The Conjecturing: A Horror-ish Podcast

For their first Sequel September review, the gang conjectures Paranormal Activity 2 (2010) *spoilers*. Laura takes a gamble with a Zoom demon, but ends up bit in the leg. Rob draws the line at empty pools and vertical babies. Grej Ebert raves over production and effects. What have we learned? . . . Don't be a Micah *AND* don't fire Martine!   Show Notes:  Movie Reveal/Background - 5:18, 22:03  Out...

The gang conjectures Gothika (2003) *spoilers*. Laura Bizkit drowns on her couch. Greg mansplains and breaks stuff. Rob sends Greg rollin’ to heaven. No one knows what it's like to be the bad man!   Show Notes:  Movie reveal/background - 2:00, 9:12, 16:37  Outfits - 2:08  What’s in the Cups? - 5:27 (Rhode Island Red)  Updates - 6:49  Horror-ish Segment/Question - 10:14 (What psychiatric penitentia...

The gang reviews The Village (2004) *spoilers*. Greg scoffs at Bananas and Pajamas, whilst eating a pickle mac. Lloyd pours Laura “the bad color” … in his pantaloons. Rob throws a diaper at M. Night’s cameo once and for all! Show Notes:  Movie reveal/background - 2:25, 11:27 Outfits - 2:48  Drinks - 6:43 - “The Bad Color (Blueberry Smash)”  Updates - 8:04  Horror-ish Segment - 12:35 - Would you ra...

The gang reviews It Follows (2014) *spoilers*. Laura’s wig falls off as she laughs her granny buns off. Bottomless Greg throws a cage on IT. Rob and his jeans perk up while examining the rules. This risque episode is not for the prudent!   Show Notes:  Movie reveal/background - 1:44, 10:47, 16:37 Outfits - 1:55 Drinks - 5:15 - Empress Gin & Tonic Updates - 8:21 Horror-ish Segment - 11:27 - What wo...

During this #PickYourPoison segment, the gang talks with Steve Urena, comic creator and writer of Slow Pokes & the upcoming Zombie Date Night! Greg’s Slothman Prophecies finally comes to fruition. Laura goes full zombie and Rob’s claws are out as they are anything but a “meet-cute”. Steve pulls inspiration from the real life terrors of dating. Get ready for horror, comedy, romance, and a chancleta...

The gang reviews The Butterfly Effect (2004) spoilers. Laura grinds her gears and greek letters. Greg metamorphizes into a butterfly. Rob persists as a mama's boy. Everyone's differing opinions regenerate into alternative realities.   Show Notes:  Movie Reveal & Background - 1:33, 2:38, 14:06 (Conjecture-Choice), 19:05 Show News/Updates - 2:44 (Laura's Spooky Trip), 11:57 (Show Updates) Outfits -...

The gang reviews Insidious (2010) *spoilers*. Greg tip-toes through the tulips in a gas mask. Rob sends the Astral Army on the ‘Poppins kid. Laura enjoys roller coasters with two hunks. No one is matching PJs with the Lipstick Demon!   Show Notes:  Movie Reveal & Background - 1:43, 11:39 Outfits - 1:47 What’s In The Cups? - 6:40 (“The Further”) Show News/Updates - 9:23 Horror-ish Segment (Question...

The gang reviews Attack the Block (2011) *spoilers*. Greg possesses all the street cred but rejects child delinquents. Laura adopts more kids and assembles a racing team. Rob majors in Sausage-ology. We must protect the BLOCK, BLOCK, BLOCK!   Show Notes:  Movie Reveal & Background - 1:58, 20:39 Outfits - 2:27 What’s In The Cups? - 5:57 (Big Alien Gorilla Wolf MF’er) Show News/Updates - 6:55 Horror...

The gang reviews Lake Mungo (2008) spoilers. Rob is perturbed by pathologically chapped lips. Laura walks into every wall while leaving her wine behind. Greg explores the deep family dynamics of this film. Everyone feels sad. Show Notes:  Movie Reveal/Background - 1:29; 11:45  Outfits 2:30  What’s In The Cups? - 4:50 (A “Dry White Wine”) Show News/Updates - 7:01  Horror-ish Question - 12:50 - If y...

The gang reviews Alien (1979) *spoilers*. Android Rob eats a burrito in his micro-undies. Laura & Jonesy are in the buildin’ feelin’ themselves. Greg sits upon his Captain’s chair looking for a hidden dickie. Is this a perfect space movie, or should it go back in stasis?   Show Notes:  Movie Reveal & Background - 1:56, 12:45 & 18:46 Outfits - 2:05 What’s in the Cups? - 5:30 (Xenomorph Juice) Show...

The gang reviews Child’s Play (1988) *spoilers*. Conjecture-Spouse Lindsay joins to walk us through her childhood trauma viewing. Rob chums with Stretch Armstrong, Laura cuddles a voodoo doll, and Greg chuckles with Mr. Potatohead. This is a true story of triumph as Lindsay chucks Chucky into the fireplace once and for all! Show Notes:  Movie Reveal - 1:53, 12:45 Outfits - 2:05 What’s in the Cups?...

The gang reviews Hereditary (2018) *spoilers*. Rob Aster introduces "Are you Smarter than my Kin-dergartener", featuring an adorable special guest. Choco-tini drinkin' Laura admits she is an equal oppor-nudist. Recalling “The Incident”, Greg turtles himself back into his seat.   Show Notes:  Movie Reveal - 2:50, 15:36 Outfits - 3:00 What’s in the Cups? - 6:32 (Charlie’s Chocolate Paimon-tini) Show...

During this #PickYourPoison segment, the gang talks dreams and nightmares with renowned Dream Analyst, Layne Dalfen. Laura blissfully sips on Paprika to soothe her torn-apart psyche. Slick-Rick Greg runs away on his knee stumps. Rob’s android brain yearns to access his Killer Klown dreamland. Layne eloquently explains nightmares as a “Horror Love Language”; because let’s not forget: Our dreams are...

The gang reviews The Innkeepers (2011) *spoilers*. Rob the “Meat Man” investigates real-life haunted hotels. Greg is laur-ified by Live Girls. Laura tips her ghostly maid. Who let the ghosts out? BOO!   Show Notes:  Movie Pick Reveal - 2:10 Outfits - 2:18 What’s in the Cups? - 6:12 (Beer on Tap!) Show News/Updates - 9:15 Horror-ish Segment (Question) - 13:42 (If you had to pick one famous haunted...

The gang reviews I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997) *spoilers*. British-Royalty Laura reveals her drunken movie notes. Rob fishes out the hook from his mouth. Greg reaches his 100 pun-centage quota. ‘Friends’ and Aquaman fans, this episode is for you!   Show Notes:  Movie Pick Reveal - 3:07 Outfits - 3:13 What’s in the Cups? - 6:45 (A Bay Breeze) Show News/Updates - 9:09 Horror-ish Segment (Qu...

The gang reviews The Purge (2013) *spoilers*. Conjecture-Spouse Brooks votes for Laura to be horrified, while Laura purges him out of the house. Greg hides in walls eating Taco Bell despite many, many holes. Does Rob, the Purge vigilante, put this film on the Conjecture Top Shelf, or in the Conjecture Trash Bin?   Show Notes:  Movie Reveal/Background - 3:22  Outfits - 6:35  “What’s In The Cups?” -...

The gang reviews The Craft (1996) *spoilers*. Paige from Reverie True Crime joins and brings back fond memories. Laura gets in full character and heads straight to the 90s. Signal-Genie Greg eats Mac and Cheese. Rob may not be an expert on females, but he is on wigs!   Show Notes:  Intro/Outfits - 4:45  What’s in the Cups? - 7:53 “Black Magic” & Dr. Pepper!  Episode Movie Reveal - 11:43  Horror-is...

The gang reviews Identity (2003) *spoilers*. Greg introduces “Identi-three”; the pod’s most competitive game yet. Rob Burgundy sees red while Laura throws oranges at him. Everyone gets "LIIT" and dives into the twists and turns of this psychological mystery-film.   Show Notes:  Intro/Outfits - 1:22  What’s in the Cups? – 3:33 Show News/Updates – 5:21  Episode Movie Reveal – 6:49  Horror-ish Segmen...

The gang reviews Coherence (2013) *spoilers*. Red-Wine drinkin’ Laura blows a horn in drunk Laura’s face. Greg argues this great green earth is one giant alternate reality. Fire Marshall Rob is anything but blue while analyzing this mysterious flick. A surprise guest joins to provide extra COME(n)Tary and calls everyone out on their bullsh*t.   Show Notes:  Intro/Outfits - 1:39  What’s in the Cups...

The gang reviews The Blair Witch Project (1999) *spoilers*. Biker Greg (Camping Level: Expert) stinks it up with Jonel. Biased Laura (Camping Level: Doomed) rocks the tent. Scaredy-Cat Rob (Camping Level: Novice) throws rocks at Laura and Oscar Isaac.   Show Notes:  Intro/Outfits - 1:23  What’s in the Cups? – 4:28  Show News/Updates – 6:30  Episode Movie Reveal – 8:18  Horror-ish Segment (Question...

For their first (P.Y.P) #PickYourPoison segment, the gang reads The Mirroring: A secret film by Stanley Kubrick; and interviews the author, Gaurav Jain. Dapper Greg comes prepared with Jack in hand. Laura puts her 90s biscuits in the basket. Rob remains enamored by the butt-flap. Gaurav sips his beer while spilling all the Shining beans. Cheers to Stan the Man!   Show Notes: What’s in the Cups? -...

The gang reviews Se7en (1995) *spoilers*. Laura unleashes her wrath on Rob’s gluttonous wisecracks. Greg takes no pride in his horrible Brad Pitt impersonations. Everyone is envious of Morgan Freeman’s (aka God) ilLUSTrious ability to do no wrong. Get off your slothy tush, get greedy and enjoy a 7&7 cocktail as you tune in to this episode!   Show Notes:  Intro/Outfits - 0:00 Movie Pick Reveal - 1:...

The gang reviews The Babadook (2014) *spoilers*. Grandpa Greg describes the ancient concept of the Digital Versatile Disc. Laura cries baba-tears before staging an Oscar-worthy performance. Rob advocates for the most hated character in horror history. Baaaabaaaaadoook!   Show Notes: Intro/Outfits What’s in the Cups? - 1:37 Show News/Updates - 2:19 (Show) / 11:06 (Last Episode) Movie Pick Reveal -...

The gang reviews Tusk (2014) *spoilers*. Laura and her 'stache get creative during a game of "Now Playing". Greg says #WalrusNo to the music selection. Rob is oblivious to the dangers of the world and his fate may just mimic that of Wallace the Walrus. You can never go FULL WALRUS!  Theme Music: Ocean Palace (Wave Breaker) - CoTMM-68030 Support Us by Supporting Our Sponsors! RAZE ENERGY - Raze Ene...

The gang wraps up its 1-Year anniversary celebration with Part 2/2 of its Re-Visit special segment. One final surprise guest makes a cameo appearance. Rob soaks in the rays/Raze while reminiscing with Father Merlin. Laura recalls her actual live-air podcast haunting. Greg bestows ice powers on his son to help extinguish his burn of M. Night Shyamalan. Call-backs and cringes from every corner as we...