The Conjecturing: A Horror-ish Podcast

The gang reviews Tremors (1990) *spoilers*. Greg sinks into grounded memories of overcoming his fear of Land Sharks. Laura calls upon Beetlejuice to make this movie watchable. Rob stays firm with an impressive 90 inches, er, minutes of phallic jokes.   Theme Music: Ocean Palace (Wave Breaker) - CoTMM-68030

In their most terrifying episode to date, the gang reviews The Conjuring (2013) *spoilers*. Greg examines the antagonist, AKA "BathSalts". Rob proclaims one character should stick to his TPS reports. Laura summons an actual spirit. All three renounce clapping for the foreseeable future.    Theme Music: Ocean Palace (Wave Breaker) - CoTMM-68030

Review begins at 19min 15 seconds.   The gang reviews John Carpenter's The Thing (1982) *spoilers*. Rob devises on-the-fly narratives to explain every mystery. Laura is irked by the surplus of testosterone. Adding to an already riotous conclusion, Greg's final rating is truly perplexing.   R.I.P Wilford Brimley.   Theme Music: Ocean Palace (Wave Breaker) - CoTMM-68030

The gang reviews The Happening (2008) *spoilers*. In a competitive game of 'M. Night or Marky Mark', someone's infinite knowledge of the Funky Bunch bandleader is too robust to be beat. Laura calls B.S. on M. Night, Greg 'Grinds his Gears' and Rob's final rating shocks. Lets say it again louder for the people in the back, "WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?!".    Theme Music: Ocean Palace (Wave Breaker) - Co...

The gang reviews SCREAM (1996) *spoilers*, and gush over the perfection that is the 90's. Laura gives a plethora of trivia. Rob incites an anatomy lesson. Kevin Williamson and Wes Craven are the ultimate dream team.   Theme Music: Ocean Palace (Wave Breaker) - CoTMM-68030

The gang reviews Paranormal Activity (2007) *spoilers*. Rob has a beef with Casper. Laura's one-leg-out snuggle struggle is real. Grave Robbins reveals someone has been imprinted on by a spirit. Greg's throwing a rager, BYOD! (Bring Your Own Demon!)   Theme Music: Ocean Palace (Wave Breaker) - CoTMM-68030

The gang reviews the British-Australian film Triangle (2009) *spoilers*. Greg & Laura go neck and neck during Rob's brilliant "Name That Hemsworth", but only one triumphs. The trio attempt to properly analyze the acute and non-obtuse nature of this story. Graves the Mythologist discusses Greek gods and internet memes. The next movie reveal is a steal! Theme Music: Ocean Palace (Wave Breaker) - CoT...

The gang reviews Fire in the Sky *spoilers*. Rob survives, despite past alien abductions. Laura's gears grind excessively as she is consumed with desire for Mike. Greg steps aside for our first ever 'Grave Rob-bins'. We are all BELIEVERS! Theme Music: Ocean Palace (Wave Breaker) - CoTMM-68030

The gang reviews Midsommar *spoilers*. In a heroic attempt to recover from this movie’s bad trip; Laura, Rob & Greg jump feet first into Viagra mist, unprovoked wieners, and Rob’s plausible desire to be naked. Do audiences love this movie, hate it, or simply love themselves for wanting to burn it to the ground? Theme Music: Ocean Palace (Wave Breaker) - CoTMM-68030

The gang reviews Stephen King's O.G. Pet Sematary *spoilers*, from the director who brought you 'Killer Shark vs. Octopussy'. Rob looks to bury Laura & Greg in a game of 'Howl-ing High Can You Go', while we all shout 'for the love of baby pimps, sell your kite and buy a fence!'  Theme Music: Ocean Palace (Wave Breaker) - CoTMM-68030

The gang reviews The Invitation *spoilers*. Spouses accept an invitation to compete in Rob’s not-so-newlywed game, “Are you Happier than a Torrance?” Drug use and sex unanimously contribute to your horror movie demise. But guys...where the f*** is Choi?!

The gang reviews Labyrinth *spoilers*. Laura & Greg achieve redemption as they navigate the “Labyrinth of Conjecture”. A surprise guest joins the pod to contest this film’s child scare factor. Puppets might still be up for debate, but David Bowie’s bulge is unanimously frightening.

The gang reviews Frozen *spoilers*. In a game titled “Let it Go”, Laura & Rob are appalled by cold-hearted viewers (*ahem* Greg) who scoff at the Disney film of the same moniker. Laura declares she and the Rock have extraordinary upper body strength. Rob’s advice for survival is to pee on everything.

The gang reviews Mama *spoilers*. Laura fails in her attempt to scare Rob. Everyone questions Rotten Tomato's cred. Greg traumatizes Laura with his next movie selection. The pod's first universal rating is achieved! Theme Music: Ocean Palace (Wave Breaker) - CoTMM-68030

The gang reviews Killer Klowns from Outer Space *spoilers*. Rob provides nightmare fuel with his vision of the perfect Klown. Greg is aghast at female Klowns with big balloon boobs. NO ONE is sucking on these cotton candy sticks!!! Theme Music: Ocean Palace (Wave Breaker) - CoTMM-68030

The gang reviews Crawl *spoilers*. Rob Harvey presents ‘Frightly Feud’. Another host continues her/his supremacy. Laura joins Graves Diggins on a lesson about gators and testicles. Sorry Michael Phelps—not even you can outswim an alligator! Theme Music: Ocean Palace (Wave Breaker) - CoTMM-68030

During their longest yet most fulfilling episode to date; Rob, Laura, Greg & Tony the Cricket review The Shining *spoilers*. Laura compares herself to an awkward giraffe. Graves presents us with “Bro Science 101”. Rob reveals his Furry butt flap. Theme Music: Ocean Palace (Wave Breaker) - CoTMM-68030

The gang reviews The Lost Boys *spoilers*. During a Corey vs. Corey Face-Off, Laura’s continued dominance is erased by Greg’s last second desperation play. Rob wants to slay the Sax and thrust his pelvis. Despite complaints, one analysis surprises. Could this be a perfect horror movie?  Theme Music: Ocean Palace (Wave Breaker) - CoTMM-68030

The gang reviews The Faculty *spoilers*. Greg brews “Scat Cat”, a questionable new drink. Laura dominates the Scare Aptitude Test (SATs). Rob’s contempt for this movie is rivaled only by a universal contempt over Josh Hartnett's hair. Theme Music: Ocean Palace (Wave Breaker) - CoTMM-68030

Rob, Laura & Graves (NOT Greg) review Let The Right One In *spoilers*. The gang dives deep and talks child bullying. Greg enjoys atrocious CGI, much to Rob & Laura’s dismay. Everyone enjoys a sexy vampire. Except cats. Cats hate vampires. Theme Music: Ocean Palace (Wave Breaker) - CoTMM-68030

The gang reviews A Nightmare on Elm Street *spoilers*. In a game of “Screw, Stay, or Slay”, Laura & Greg slay Freddy while Rob chooses screw. Wes Craven loves booby traps. Rob is unimpressed. Theme Music: Ocean Palace (Wave Breaker) - CoTMM-68030

The gang reviews The Mothman Prophecies *spoilers*. Laura admits to Greg she made a ‘mothstake’. Rob receives a mysterious phone call. Everyone has heightened anxiety. Theme Music: Ocean Palace (Wave Breaker) - CoTMM-68030

The gang reviews Don’t Breathe *spoilers*. Rob is disgusted at Greg’s drink choice. Laura and Greg go head to head in a Home Invasion Trivia Game. Laura throws shit. Rob can’t get over THAT scene. Theme Music: Ocean Palace (Wave Breaker) - CoTMM-68030

The gang reviews The People Under the Stairs *spoilers*. Laura & Greg fail miserably during a Choose Your Own Horr-venture. Rob is disturbed by Dominatrix Daddy. The gang comes up with a new cast for the remake. Theme Music: Ocean Palace (Wave Breaker) - CoTMM-68030

The gang reviews Jeepers Creepers *spoilers*. Rob crushes on Justin Long while Laura is outraged and Greg feels betrayed. Doc Brown hangs off of an exo-suit. Theme Music: Ocean Palace (Wave Breaker) - CoTMM-68030