The Comedy Button

It's an all bangout episode! This week, we talk problems with the ol' IUD, guest host Jack DeVries' posterior prep work, Jack's Comedy Button crushes, being bad at sex, Back to the Future BJs, juggling hot dates, fake OkCupid profiles, messing with frat boys, watching porn, being horrible liars, having interests that women actually care about, and homeless pickup lines. Starring Scott Bromley, Bri...

In this episode, we wonder if we really need a theme song, conclude that Cops was an amazing show, rave about Lethal Enforcers and NARC, laugh at some pretty terrible undercover cops, get harassed at stores, witness some insane racial profiling at a movie theater, whine about wine, put stuff on the street for free, puzzle over feeding fetishes, racially profile fat people, discover a dead mole, re...

This week, we try (and fail) to give Ryan a new catchphrase, discover that people have no idea what we look like in real life, wonder what ever happened to Billy Zabka, learn that Max and his girlfriend have been together for three years and went on a hot date, hear about the dumb cartoon bar that Ryan wants to go to, receive presents from Germany (and have a mini-Alcoholocaust), take the ethnic c...

We try and come up with new catchphrases, Ryan gets a cool new jacket, Anthony talks fleshlights, Brian sees a wind-something-not-filter-friendly, Anthony fails at surfing in Puerto Rico, Scott tricks a Japanese couple into driving him through a lava field, Max shows off his Totoro tattoo, Anthony finally figures out how OkCupid works (and breaks some serious rules), and we face a serious long-dis...

In this episode, we read real raccoon facts, discover that tripping a person will give them a speech impediment, mess around at work, watch things fail, learn how awesome the Internet is, break down the top 25 horses in gaming, have some very bad accidents at a horse race, build cyborgs to fight each other, and wonder whether the real world is better than college. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Alt...

This week, Ryan loves all women, we happen upon one defective San Francisco raver girl, Anthony goes on a group date, public Facebook profiles are serious problems, cartoon squirrels get all the action, Anthony gets ready to head to Puerto Rico, we take a bizarre detour into an Eastern European educational film, Scott's mom goes to Burning Man, Max puts his foot down about getting made fun of, and...

It’s a special animal-themed episode, where we answer all your stupid questions about dumb animals, and ramble on about actual raccoon facts. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

It's time for some crazy subway stories, crazy homeless stories, Falling Down moments, love crimes as the new hate crimes, The Theology Button, retirement of the word "fun," rich kids at art schools, sex in a dorm room, and Amanda Bynes as a bird. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

It's April, which means our second maybe-sort-of-annual GFW Radio reunion show, wherein six guys who used to make a PC gaming magazine (remember those?) and an associated podcast talk about... well, whatever it is we can think up. It's like the Earth-2 version of the Comedy Button, for one week only! Starring Jeff Green, Robert Ashley, Shawn Elliott, Anthony Gallegos, Sean Molloy, and Ryan Scott.

This week on the Comedy Button, Max is apparently turning into Benjamin Button, Anthony visits Jurassic Park, Ryan tells us his stupid opinion on G.I.  Joe: Retaliation, we deduce that Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue actually made kids WANT to take drugs, Scott reports on his trip to Star Wars heaven, we give ourselves a little lovin', Scott tells us about his girlfriend's totally-not-night-terror...

This week, returning Kickstarter VIP Greg Tarascio tells us about airplane noises, we recall our fondest terrible NES game memories, Greg tells us more stories about Crazy Uncle Joe, we recap our Game Developers Conference 2013 highlights, we learn that Police Academy's Michael Winslow is crazy, we give some shout-outs to nobody, some insane people make us wonder what constitutes "wifey material,"...

This week, Anthony rides shotgun with Max, we discover the world's worst (fake) Android game, we consider how to make your girlfriends play video games, Ryan is a total jerk online, we reminisce about food-related mishaps, Indiana Jones is still awesome, sex at Disneyland is totally on-camera, we learn crazy things about insane scientologists, and we talk about the worst time to try to have sex. S...

This week, we get off to some false starts, hear about Scott's recent trip to Camp Crystal Lake, ponder Anthony's inevitable new life as Casey Jones, laugh at that dumb Star Wars Kid, gawk at some community service hotties, get old and mad, read some terrible and funny emails, edit some video, go to the museum, make fun of St. Patrick's Day drunks, and talk about more of our favorite homeless peop...

This week, we learn that Ryan Scott -- the king of lounging -- still wears thermal underwear, ponder Etsy-crafted anal beads, recall our international travels, laugh at broke drug dealers, shoot bugs with shotguns, meet our heroes, scratch our heads at the idea of a Comedy Button video game, and consider our dream jobs. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Sc...

This week, we ask Ryan how his life is going, discuss our hatred of dolphins, beg for some horribly cooked food, discover the coolest book ever, read corny jokes for blind people, fix our cars like real men, deal with a coffee conundrum, and pit crappy cereal mascots against one another. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

This week, we talk about watching nude scenes with our parents, being sick and lazy, the world's most practical homeless man, those damn kids, cool tattoos on old people, Pinterest, Grindr, pulling the Canadian Tragedy Lever, messing with drug dealers, 15 Dead dogs in a hot air balloon, more bad advice for terrible teens, the return of Blue Ray and Davey Dee, and free porn vs. pay porn. Starring S...

This week, Anthony gets Scott's front door mixed up, we ponder the idea of being sickly shut-ins, quitting smoking is hard, Anthony impersonates his Mexican family, Ryan talks fairy tales, Max pines for a gritty Wishbone reboot, Babar and David the Gnome sucked, Anthony plays in trash piles, we explore the complexities of the Rancor pit, goats are hilarious, Max's girlfriend reminisces about growi...

This week, Anthony has a sleepover, Ryan performs a dramatic reading of DuckTales (and proves why he'd be the worst at reading bedtime stories to kids), we fight over shotgun, animals go wild, our special guest spins tales from the Great White North, we speculate about Wile E. Coyote's suicide plans, some bangout emails come in, stupid kids run though pane glass windows, and Brian recalls his wors...

This week, Ryan shows up for an episode (and tells us about his love for the Matrix), we order nerds to lose the pony tails, fat shaming gets shameful, Canada is dumb and full of mutants, we totally wish for mutant superpowers, our dreams (and night terrors) go under the microscope, Ryan opens up about the most absurd "fear" ever, we wonder if the new Star Wars movies will suck, we offer more free...

In this extra-special episode, former Adventures of Pete & Pete star (and current grown-up funny guy) Danny Tamberelli joins us to recall what life was like during Nickelodeon's golden years, muse over not quite getting Pete & Pete's absurd humor as a child, geek out about the recent reunion shows, tell us what writing sketch comedy was like at 16, reveal the secret behind Nickelodeon's slime, dro...

On this week's wild-and-crazy "lost" episode, Anthony gets everything wrong, Diablo gives bedsores, Game of Thrones has its share of homeless people, Siamese twin logistics get complicated, Shredder's foot soldier gets the crap beaten out of him, we consider a seeing-eye horse, we tell some Bay to Breakers stories, Scott is afraid of his relationship changing, we watch the worst porn ever, Ryan ge...

This week, Brian interrupts Max too much, animals go on welfare, California has some crazy garbage rules, lingerie is important for about eight seconds, pajamas are dangerous, Mila Kunis shows up in a meat bikini, people don't understand our eating habits, Max brings up Stephen King, we discuss dumb art projects, we ruin the Geekbox, Ryan talks about dumb old stuff, we dig through our best email s...

This week, we analyze Anthony's show-starting methods, talk about our relaxing weekends, provide some sound dating advice, read our very favorite porn descriptions, rave about the San Jose cat show, read some more terrible emails, time travel to the Macho Man's glory days, and lose the big award. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

We're back for 2013 -- and it's time to discuss our New Year's adventures, hate on all those fun-havers, discuss the things you just can't do on Ikea furniture, go for a quick trip inside Brian's brain, shoot some guns, score some white trash digits, receive the most awkward massage ever, learn who might be a redneck, bring families together with our heartwarming 2012 clip show, curse all those cu...

Holy swazzle stars! We've gotten through our first full year of this madcap craziness -- and in an effort to help ring in the new year (and to give your friends a handy jumping-on point when you finally talk them into listening to our weekly nonsense), we've compiled our best and funniest bits from the first 58 episodes of the Comedy Button. Oh boy! Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Ga...